In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 215

Yapool: Victory Is Assured

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Chiba Prefecture.

The night sky, originally filled with stars and fireworks, suddenly heard the sound of "click... click..." glass breaking!

Immediately afterwards, there was a loud "boom"! The sky above Natsuhi Festival was like a mirror that had been smashed with a giant hammer, and it was instantly filled with dark red space cracks!

"Ho-!!!!"

A violent roar that could shatter the eardrums, filled with endless despair and resentment, exploded from the depths of the crack!

A huge super-enhanced version [Missile Super Beast Verokron] with missile launch tubes inserted all over its body arrogantly fell from the sky and crashed on the beach not far from Natsuhi Festival!

The earth trembles and the sea water rolls!

"Hahahahaha!!!"

With the arrival of Super Beast, the huge holographic shadow of Yapool was projected majestically into the cracks in the sky.

He looked at the brightly lit Natsuhi Festival below, and based on his carefully written "heart attack script", he gave a deafening and bewildering "Justice Speech":

"Stupid earthlings! Don't be afraid! I am a god from another dimension!"

"Do you know why your originally peaceful planet has suffered from repeated disasters recently? Why are there so many Monster destroying your city?!"

Yapool pointed at the ground angrily and roared at the top of his lungs:

"That's all because of that red giant named [Gaia]!!!"

"He is not Executor of nature at all! He is the source of all disasters! He is the devil who brings destruction! As long as he is still on the earth, you will never find peace!"

"And today! I, Yapool! I am here to destroy this demon on behalf of the peace of the universe! Wake up, humans! Together with this god, drive Light Giant out!!!"

Yapool's "tearful" PUA speech has just come down.

In the crowd, the hundreds of "shills" arranged by Minister Native overnight immediately showed off their exaggerated acting skills comparable to those of Oscar's best actor!

"Oh my god! It turns out that Gaia is the devil!!!"

An uncle selling octopus balls threw the skewer on the ground angrily and cried bitterly, "Get out of the earth! We don't need Ultraman that brings disaster!!!"

"Down with Gaia! The real god has come to save us!!!"

Several young people in yukata raised their hands enthusiastically and bowed their heads to Yapool in the sky. "Long live the god of another dimension! Please help us eliminate Gaia!!!"

"Gaia get out of the earth! Gaia get out of the earth!!!"

For a time, the entire Natsuhi Festival venue was filled with loud slogans of "Crunt against Light Giant"!

Hearing the overwhelming "popular voice" below, Yapool in the sky was almost moved to tears on the spot!

"Jiejiejiejie... It's so perfect! This is the fragility of human nature!"

Yapool laughed ecstatically in his heart, "Gaia! Did you hear that?! These ants that you fought so hard to protect are now treating you as a devil! Be desperate! Be in pain! Then be torn apart by my Super Beast in the collapse of your soul!!!"

On the other side of Natsuhi Festival street.

Eriri and Ai Haibara, who had put on their yukata, looked at the people around them who suddenly went "crazy" and turned against them. Their faces turned pale with fright, and they quickly ran to Lin Xiao's side.

"Lin...Lin Xiao! What the hell is going on?!"

Eriri grabbed Lin Xiao's sleeves nervously, his blue eyes full of panic. "Why are everyone suddenly talking to that disgusting alien? Are they crazy?!"

"This kind of inferior group incitement..." Although Ai tried his best to keep calm, his little hands couldn't help but clenched tightly. "Is human blind obedience so vulnerable in the face of this kind of supernatural phenomenon?"

Faced with the two people's worries, Lin Xiao didn't even wait for an explanation.

Yukino Yukinoshita, who was wearing a dark blue yukata on the side, sounded speechless and wanted to laugh:

"Relax, Sawamura-san, Haibara-san. Ignore these funny noises."

Yukino glanced at Yapool who was still complacent in the sky, and made a venomous comment. "Just think of it as a clumsy "large-scale outdoor comedy reality show" arranged by a third-rate unscrupulous director."

"Huh? A funny show?" Eriri was full of questions, "??? Where can a funny show come from at this time!"

"That's right! Master Lin Xiao is a real god! Invincible in the world!"

Miko Yotsuya on the side didn't panic at all. She looked at Yapool in the sky and snorted, "These mortals don't understand the greatness of Lord Lin Xiao! That red-skinned ugly monster will definitely be punched into pulp later!"

At this time, [Myriad Worlds Chat Group] in Lin Xiao's mind had already turned into a sea of joy.

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: (Sent a high-definition screenshot of Yapool's arrogant speech in the sky)

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Hahahahahahaha!!! I can't do it anymore! Joker is too devoted to his acting!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Stop embarrassing yourself in the sky! Come back to Gotham City, Batman promises not to hit you!!!"

[Dark Knight of Gotham]:"..."(The richest man Gotham City said he felt offended)

[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Arkham Asylum of Gotham City will not accept this inferior mental illness with a negative IQ. Please let him seek medical treatment elsewhere."

Amid the crazy teasing, several upright protagonists in the group couldn't help but express mixed emotions while watching the scenes in the live broadcast.

[The Boy Who Wants to Be a Hero]: "If I didn't know that the people below are all fake, it would be really disappointing..."

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Yes, this kind of picture of being treated as a monster... it really makes people feel uncomfortable to see it."

[Smile Under the Wisteria Flowers]: "What about a desperate script in which the hero bleeds and sheds tears...Yapool's method of playing with people's hearts is indeed vicious if used on honest people who don't know anything about it."

Just when these righteous friends in the group fell into a brief emo.

In the sky of the real world.

The huge shadow of Yapool is looking down at the "angry" crowd below with enjoyment.

Listening to the deafening "Gaia get out of the earth", Yapool felt that every cell in his body was extremely comfortable, as if he was hearing the most beautiful symphony in the universe.

"Jiejiejiejie... nice job."

Yapool proudly touched his chin and praised with satisfaction from the bottom of his heart, "I originally thought that those bugs were just a bunch of trash who were scared out of their wits when they met Ultraman, but I didn't expect that the work efficiency was so high!"

"For the sake of this outstanding certificate, when I rule the earth, should I keep that insect minister as a direct subordinate? Since he is so sensible, I will be merciful and spare his life, hahahaha!"

This conspirator who calls himself a god from another dimension is immersed in the ultimate joy of "playing with people's hearts" at this moment, and has no idea how useless his "psychological warfare drama" is in the eyes of real earthlings.

Because at this time, except for those "shills" hired by Minister Native with money and crying.

Natsuhi Other ordinary citizens outside the festival venue fell into silence as they watched this scene.

"..."

"Mom, is there some stage play being performed over there?" A little girl licked the candy apple and pointed at the group of actors in the distance who were shouting crazily "Gaia get out" with clear doubts on her face.

"I don't know, maybe a certain TV station is filming a prank variety show?" Passerby A scratched his head and looked at the spiked alien Projection in the sky,

"However, the hologram Projection monster is quite realistic, but the lines are so off-base that it makes people dig their toes into the ground."

"Huh? But that Monster covered with missiles seems to have really made a hole in the beach! Could it be that Monster is here again?" Passerby B shrank his neck.

Not only the people at the scene were confused.

At this time, the Internet, especially Twitter and major forums, had already exploded because of this "emergency"!

[Tokyo Netizen A]: "Sad, Chiba Prefecture is so sad! Today's feng shui is too bad, another big Monster appeared!"

[Osaka Netizen B]: "But have you watched the live broadcast video posted by Chiba Prefecture netizen? Hahahahaha, it made me laugh so hard. What on earth are those people who shouted "Gaia get out of the earth" under Monster's feet doing?!"

[Gunma Netizen C]: "Who wrote this script? The acting is okay! But it's too fake! The uncle selling octopus balls who threw the iron pick on the ground and cried bitterly, I saw him in a late-night soap opera last week playing the third male number who was cuckolded! He is definitely an extra actor!!!"

[Okinawa Netizen D]: "You got rich from laughing! Is that god from another dimension an alien who works part-time as a director? He actually paid for himself to hire a human navy to attack Light Giant online? This villain must be too humble, hahaha!"

Netizens all over the world mistakenly regarded an alien psychological warfare full of despair as a low-cost drama full of flaws and watched crazily.

And at the same time.

The underground command center of Tokyo, Special Disaster Event Processing Department.

Looking at the huge missile Super Beast and the arrogant shadow of Yapool on the screen, the warning lights in the entire command hall flashed crazily.

"Minister!!!"

A passionate young human team member anxiously rushed to Minister Native and loudly asked for orders:

"Chiba Prefecture A super-sized biological weapon appeared on the beach! Should we immediately dispatch new fighter planes to support?! We can't let the citizens be harmed!"

Sitting on the swivel chair, Minister Native's eyes twitched violently twice. He picked up the thermos cup and took a sip of wolfberry tea to calm down:

"Where to go? What support?!"

"Notify all troops to stand still! Adjust the surveillance picture quality to the highest level, and we can just watch the live broadcast quietly here!"

Defense team member. "..."

Sir, isn't your fishy attitude a bit too blatant?

The screen cuts back to Chiba Prefecture's Natsuhi Festival Beach.

Listen to the smug the Batman Who Laughs of Yapool in the sky, and then listen to the "protest" of the extravagant performers around you.

Lin Xiao sighed silently and threw the empty Bozi soda bottle into the trash can.

"Daigo."

Lin Xiao turned his head and looked at the honest man next to him who had also finished his warm-up exercises and whose clear eyes were filled with pure fighting spirit.

"Here." Daigo immediately stood up straight.

The corner of Lin Xiao's mouth evoked a kind-hearted "bully" smile, and he slowly pulled out Blue Cone from his arms:

"That red-skinned idiot has been howling in the sky for a long time. It's time for us to go up and pay him a "remuneration"."

"Let him see with his own eyes how the ultimate masterpiece he created with so much effort is broken into parts by us!"

The moment the words fell!

Lin Xiao and Daigo took a step forward side by side in tacit understanding, and at the same time raised the transformers in their hands high!

"Gaia--!!!"

"Tiga-!!!"

"Boom--!!!!!"

Two beams of light that illuminated the entire Chiba Prefecture night sky as bright as day suddenly soared into the sky from the streets of Natsuhi Festival!!!

The violent air waves lifted the sand on the beach dozens of meters high!

Under the shocked gazes of all the humans and Yapool from another dimension present, the light slowly dissipated.

Two huge bodies like ancient gods of war stand on the earth!

On the left, there is a man who is fifty meters tall, covered in red and silver, and whose muscles are as exaggerated as granite [Ultraman Gaia·Supreme Form]!

On the right is [Ultraman Tiga·Power Type] who is fifty-three meters tall and covered in red!

The two red berserkers, who can be called the "ceiling of melee combat" in the special photography world, clenched their fists in tacit understanding and stared coldly at the missile Super Beast in front of them.

"Two Light Giant?!"

Yapool in the crack in the sky was stunned for a moment, and then laughed arrogantly, "Jie Jie Jie! Just the right time! So what if there is an extra helper!"

"This is the [ultimate enhanced version·Verokron] that I spent more than half a year working on and fused with countless resentful spirits! Its armor is ten times harder than the ordinary Super Beast! The firepower is enough to level the entire Japan!!"

"Blow them to ashes!!!"

Yapool gave the order.

"Ho--!"

The enhanced version Verokron roared violently, and hundreds of coral-shaped missile launch ports all over its body simultaneously lit up with the dazzling Kakkō!

"Boom boom boom boom--!!!"

Thousands of missiles were like a dense storm, even dyeing the entire night sky dark red, and they were pouring down crazily towards Gaia and Tiga!

"What terrible firepower!!!" The humans around him were so frightened that they fell to the ground and covered their ears.

However, in this saturation bombing, it was enough to wipe the entire Japan off the map.

Gaia and Tiga not only didn't activate the shield, they didn't even dodge.

The two red giants calmly faced the rain of missiles in the sky and walked towards Super Beast step by step.

"Bang bang bang bang bang!!!"

Countless missiles exploded on their perverted chest muscles! Kakkō and gun smoke instantly engulfed their bodies!

"Jie Jie Jie! Stupid Ultraman must have been blown to pieces!" Yapool sneered proudly.

But when the smoke is blown away by the sea breeze.

The smile on Yapool's face froze in an instant.

I saw Gaia and Tiga walking out of the sea of fire unscathed, and even the breathing lights on their bodies did not flash. Daigo patted the smoke and dust on his shoulders honestly, and Lin Xiao flicked the sparks on his chest in disgust.

"The firepower is indeed a little stronger than the ordinary Monster, but that's it."

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