In the Group Chat: I'm Really Not a God
Chapter 89

Aizen: Can This Thing Be Dissected?

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The originally cheerful atmosphere was paused at this moment.

Everyone who was teaching Shirou turned their heads stiffly.

They stared blankly at the furry Kyubey.

Then he looked at the man wearing black-rimmed glasses above in horror.

On the other side, Lin Xiao secretly started the live broadcast.

[He Is Simply God]: "Yes, that's it, I want to see this."

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "I can't do it anymore! I'm going to lose oxygen from laughing!!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]:"Light Magical Girl·Aizen Sosuke!!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "Aizen Big Boss! Agree to it! I have even imagined the beautiful scene of you using "Kyoka Suigetsu" to turn into a pink fairy stick, and then wearing a small skirt and shouting "Break it apart, Kyoka Suigetsu"!!!"

[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "It's a pity that Batman didn't make it."

[Dark Knight of Gotham]:"..."

[The Underdog Who Wants to Be Hokage]: "Ah... can boys also be True Magic girls?"

[Smile Under the Wisteria Flowers]: "Pfft... I'm sorry, I have received extremely strict training, but I really can't help it this time..."

Faced with the crazy ridicule from the crowd, and the extremely weird looks from everyone in reality.

As strong as Ruler of Las Noches, Aizen Sosuke remains unchanged despite the collapse of Mount Tai.

At this moment, the corners of his eyes were twitching violently, and the fingers holding Zanpakuto even made a dangerous bone friction sound.

"... Is this white creature also some kind of experimental material that can be dissected?"

Aizen struggled to maintain his last dignity and looked at Lin Xiao, his tone revealing an urge to destroy the corpse and eliminate traces of it.

Lin Xiao held his stomach in pain, suppressing his laughter until his abdominal muscles almost cramped.

"You... why don't you agree to it? You can just study the energy of other worlds, hahahaha"

"Ahem... Um, Kyubey." Emiya Shirou couldn't stand it any longer and stepped forward to help.

"Forget it about this one. He is older and wearing a small skirt is inappropriate."

Kyubey sighed in disappointment, "That's it, what about you, little brother?"

Emiya Shirou:"..."

"No, thank you"

Lin Xiao looked at Homura Akemi: "By the way, Flame. I erased the fates of Causality and Witch before. Now that there is no Witch in this world, do you True Magic girls still need to fight?"

Upon hearing Lin Xiao's question, Homura Akemi and Madoka Kaname looked at each other, their expressions becoming extremely strange.

"Yes, Kyubey's cosmic network still needs the energy of "hope" to maintain operation."

Mami Tomoe sighed, with a strong sense of socialism in his tone. "That Kyubey rearranged our work..."

"Now, we have to go on business trips about twice a month. Kyubey will open the interstellar teleportation array and send us to other planets threatened by cosmic disasters."

Sayaka Miki responded with an extremely lively expression, "Our full name now is "Milky Way Galaxy Light Magical Girl Expatriate Rescue Specialist". Not only does it include food and accommodation, Kyubey even gives us overtime pay, five insurances and one housing fund."

"..."

This time it was the turn of Lin Xiao and the cross-border visitors to be collectively dumbfounded.

"Alien on a business trip?!"

Eriri was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped. "Aren't you True Magic girls?! Why did the style of painting suddenly change to that of interstellar mercenaries!!!"

"This is all a gift from Lord Lin Xiao."

Kyubey shook his tail seriously, and the mechanical voice was filled with gratitude. "This kind of formal labor export not only saves other planets, but also gains hope energy. It is a perfect business model that kills two birds with one stone."

Listen to Kyubey's reasonable "labor dispatch logic".

Lin Xiao slapped himself on the forehead in despair.

What a sin! I originally wanted to give you a carefree childhood!

As a result, you were forced to become "interstellar workers" who travel all over the universe to work?!

After being ruthlessly rejected by "Uncle True Magic of Light", Kyubey's pair of Red Eye eyes without highlights turned and turned to the three girls standing behind Lin Xiao.

"Since this gentleman is unwilling. Then, three girls with huge potential, please consider our improved "Light Magical Girl" package!"

Kyubey wagged his tail and promoted like a gold medal salesman. "There is no need to take away the soul, no need to sacrifice one's life, and the contract can be terminated at any time! Moreover, the clothing style after transformation fully supports 100% personalized customization!"

"Customized?!"

Upon hearing this word, Eriri and Yukino, who were still resisting at first, their eyes wavered slightly.

"I come first, I come first!"

Miko Yotsuya was the first to rush forward and grabbed Kyubey's paw, his eyes shining. "As long as I can physically fight ghosts, let alone a small skirt, I can wear a military coat!"

"The contract is established."

Buzz--!

Along with a burst of extremely gorgeous pink and gold intertwined True Magic array lit up.

Under the surprised gaze of everyone in the audience, Miko's body burst out with a dazzling light. After just a few seconds, the light dissipated.

Miko, who was originally wearing an ordinary school uniform, now puts on a strange suit that is similar to a Western exorcist nun combined with a Japanese kimono, and is holding a huge cross scepter that exudes sacred light!

"Wow! I feel like I am full of power now!" Miko waved the cross, excitedly feeling the surging magic power in his body, "If any evil spirit dares to stare at me in the future, I will knock it to pieces with just one stick!"

Seeing Miko transform not only has no side effects, but is actually quite handsome.

Lin Xiao immediately started to fire like crazy next to him:

"Have you seen Eriri, Yukino? This is a rare experience of specialties from another world. If you miss this village, you will not have this store. Don't you want to try the taste of True Magic?"

"Who... who cares?"

Although Eriri insists on it, as a fan artist, facing the "real-life True Magic girl dress-up system", her occupational diseases and curiosity have long been unable to be restrained.

Kyubey stepped forward with great insight.

"This blond lady, your arrogant attributes are perfectly matched with the classic twin tails. I recommend the "Starlight Shine" series to you, which will definitely match your temperament."

"Who is so arrogant... ah! Why are you suddenly glowing!"

"Buzz--!"

Without giving Eriri a chance to refuse, the True Magic array instantly enveloped her!

In a burst of classic transformation BGM, Eriri's golden twin ponytails were tied up by two extremely cute ribbons, and she changed into a lace True Magic girl's skirt with bright yellow and white as the main tone! She also held a True Magic stick with a palette and paintbrush on the top!

"It looks great!" Madoka Kaname and Sayaka Miki applauded very proudly.

"Ah ah ah! The skirt is too short! I'm so embarrassed Deadman!" Eriri blushed and covered the hem of her skirt, dove into the corner and acted like an ostrich.

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