Infinite Superman Templates: Crushing Marvel Comics
Chapter 9

Spider-Man Parker's Life Turnaround

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"Master!" ×2

The two T-X Terminators lowered their heads slightly and spoke respectfully. Chen Xi had bought them, so naturally, they obeyed Chen Xi.

"Very good. Don't call me Master anymore. Call me Boss from now on. Also, you'll be called Bo Da and Bo Er respectively."

"Understood, Boss."

Bo Da and Bo Er replied respectfully.

"Although the current technology is from the Marvel Universe, most of Earth's network backends are far inferior to those of the future. So directly hack into official surveillance systems throughout New York. If you encounter criminals, use your own judgment and deal with them. No need to report back."

"Yes, Boss."

Bo Da and Bo Er nodded without hesitation. They already possessed considerable consciousness; leaving everything else aside, their intelligence alone was beyond anything JARVIS could currently compare to.

Having the Terminators handle these trivial criminals in his stead was perfect. Chen Xi felt much more relaxed inside. Such tedious, boring work simply did not suit him.

Selfless devotion was for old Parker. Never getting up early without profit was more Chen Xi's style.

Time flew by, and several days passed in the blink of an eye.

Over the past few days, New York's crime rate had plummeted. Signs of rare peace and prosperity had emerged, though those criminals who suffered broken limbs at best and went to meet God at worst certainly had it rough...

Chen Xi had not visited the studio much lately. Every day, he did nothing but bask in the sun, occasionally turning over so he would not get roasted.

Wanda, meanwhile, was a diligent little bee, always going to the studio to handle various trivial matters—invitation after invitation, copyright after copyright...

"Bo Da, I told you to monitor old Parker's movements. Did they go visit that damn exhibition?"

Chen Xi asked lazily with his eyes closed. Since Marvel's timeline was an absolute mess, he could only abandon his fixed impressions.

Especially Spider-Man's timeline. He could simply ignore it. Retconning established settings was hardly anything new.

"Boss, he has already gone to the science museum. Bo Er is also monitoring him in secret and will report any abnormalities to you."

Upon hearing that, Chen Xi sprang to his feet.

"Too late." With that, he quickly left under Bo Da's puzzled gaze.

No matter how Spider-Man's origin unfolded, Chen Xi only cared about the spider that bit old Parker. That thing was a treasure.

Old Parker was showing off his tricks at the science museum when a spider took advantage of his inattention and chomped down on him.

Feeling the bite, old Parker slapped backhandedly at it, but missed completely. He did not kill the spider at all.

"Why do you like her but not dare confess out loud?"

A figure suddenly appeared beside Parker. It was naturally Chen Xi, and he had already caught the spider carrying the radioactive virus.

"I... I... I..."

Parker was caught off guard by Chen Xi's sudden appearance and began stammering. Before the goddess Mary Jane, he was always timid and afraid to step forward, so insecure that he was worse than a simp.

Chen Xi glanced at Mary Jane. She did have a bit of looks.

Unfortunately, in his eyes, she was completely ordinary. Toss her into a crowd, and she would be everywhere—the kind you would never find again once you lost sight of her.

"I know a man's confidence comes from whether he has enough coins in his pocket, so I'm giving you an opportunity. If you want to make money, call me." Chen Xi calmly finished speaking, then took out his business card and handed it to him.

Parker finally recognized him. In an instant, his legs went weak, and he clutched his head as he shouted, "Oh my God..."

"Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! It's you! I'm your loyal fan! Oh my God, I can't believe it—one day, my idol would actually appear right in front of me!!"

Old Parker stamped his feet back and forth in uncontrollable excitement, his eyes filled with little stars of worship. His idol had spoken to him. At that moment, whatever goddess nonsense there was could all step aside!

"Calm down, calm down, Parker. You're making me very uncomfortable. I'm not interested in men."

Chen Xi shrugged speechlessly. It was so annoying. Wherever he went, there were rabid fans like old Parker.

"God!! Do you know that every one of your masterpieces has fascinated me beyond belief? Especially The Lord of the Rings—I can't imagine that this is human imagination!"

Old Parker continued babbling excitedly without the slightest intention of calming down, animatedly describing his excitement...

Chen Xi finally experienced the power of Marvel's famous chatterbox!

That guy's excited yelling and shouting also drew everyone else's attention. When they saw Chen Xi's true face, the entire science museum erupted...

Who still had any interest in sightseeing? They surged toward him like a tide, instantly surrounding him as they ran over while shouting fanatically.

"Oh my God! It's Chen! The god from the East!"

"Oh, my God! I actually get to see the greatest screenwriter in history! Dad! Mom! Your son has made it!"

"My God! Can I take a picture with you?"

"Oh my God! Oh my God! It really is him! Hey, stop pushing! Fuck!!"

The scene nearly spiraled out of control in an instant, almost breaking into a brawl. They rushed over in a flood, and some even ran right out of their shoes.

They shouted, pushed, and squeezed their way forward just to say a word to the idol they worshipped and admired. They did not even dare hope for a photograph...

"Haha, everyone, don't get excited. Listen to me. If you keep pushing, there might be a stampede, so listen—why don't we all take a group photo together?"

Chen Xi shouted loudly for them to calm down. Fortunately, this was a sparsely populated science museum. Otherwise, something really might have happened! These people were simply insane.

That was the power of an idol. Upon hearing Chen Xi's voice, everyone quieted down and waited in line for a group photo.

Under the arrangements of the excited museum staff, everyone formed several rows in an open area, with Chen Xi standing in the middle for the commemorative photograph.

Quite a few people holding the photo were so moved that they cried, while some even decided not to wash their hands for a month! All because they had shaken hands with their ultimate idol...

"If I could become as famous as him one day, that would be great. Then Mary Jane would look at me differently, right?"

Standing in a corner, Parker watched Chen Xi, who was surrounded by people, and muttered to himself enviously.

"Hey, Parker, don't forget to call me."

Just then, Chen Xi finally broke free from the fans' encirclement and shouted at the unnoticed Parker.

What!! He actually had his idol's phone number?

Fuck!! Fuck! Why him?!

Almost instantly, everyone stared at Parker, who had received special attention from their idol, with envy, jealousy, and hatred. They wanted nothing more than to snatch it from him immediately!

Even Mary Jane, who had always ignored him, instantly gave him a flirtatious look, while his best friend Harry was utterly incredulous!

At that moment, old Parker felt that he had reached the pinnacle of his life...

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