American Horror: Being Too Handsome Is Also a Mistake
Chapter 2

Ten Consecutive Draws

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Edward rubbed his hands together, an expression of piety on his face as though he were about to perform a sacred ritual.

"Before drawing, one must bathe, change clothes, fast, and purify the mind!"

Edward muttered under his breath. This was mystical wisdom he had gleaned from reading novels in his previous life.

It might not necessarily work, but it was always good for peace of mind.

What if?

What if this time he finally escaped bad luck and struck gold?

He walked into the bathroom attached to the room, turned on the faucet, and hot water came rushing down.

The rising steam quickly blurred the mirror, as well as Edward's face.

He carefully took a hot shower, scrubbing himself clean from head to toe. He felt much fresher afterward.

After changing into a clean set of pajamas, Edward returned to his desk.

He took a deep breath and adjusted his mindset, trying to calm himself down.

But at the thought of the upcoming ten consecutive draws, his heartbeat simply refused to slow.

In this hellhole, strength was everything.

Pennywise, Jason, Freddy...

Those murderous maniacs from the movies all truly existed.

He did not want to be dragged into a sewer by a clown while walking down the street one day. Nor did he want to be disemboweled by a man with metal claws in his dreams.

If he wanted to survive, he had to become stronger!

"System, open the panel!"

Edward silently called out in his mind.

[Name: Edward Connor] [Gender: Male] [Age: 18] [Main Quest: ???] [Inventory: Ebony and Ivory, Pure Silver Cross] [Abilities: Eidetic Memory, Pure Yang Body, Charm] [Pets: None] [Achievement: [Reverse Scamming]—Successfully tripped a ghost three times] [Coins: 1000] [Draws: Basic Draw 1000 for ten draws, Intermediate Draw 1000000 for ten draws, Advanced Draw 10000000 for ten draws, Ultimate Draw 100000000 for ten draws]

Seeing that the coin count had finally reached "1000," Edward's eyes burned with excitement.

It's here, it's here!

Now was the moment!

With the resolve of someone scratching off a lottery ticket, he extended his index finger and heavily pressed the [Basic Draw 1000 for ten draws] button.

"Ding!"

A crude pixel-art slot machine began spinning wildly on the system panel.

Edward stared at the screen without blinking, his heart rising to his throat.

"Come on, System!"

The first slot slowly came to a stop.

[Item Obtained: Tissues x1 pack]

Edward's face instantly fell.

"Fuck! No way!"

He could not help blurting out a curse.

You gave me this right off the bat? I got transported here without toilet paper after taking a dump, and now you're giving me a pack of tissues?

Are you mocking me?

You absolutely are, aren't you?

Before he could finish complaining, the second slot stopped as well.

[Item Obtained: Durex x1 box (Strawberry Flavor)]

Edward's expression froze.

The corner of his eye twitched.

What the hell was this supposed to be?

Did the system think he needed this?

I'm a high school student who worries about getting killed by ghosts every day. Who has time to think about this kind of nonsense?!

The third slot stopped immediately afterward.

[Item Obtained: Black Stockings x1]

"..."

Edward was completely speechless.

He could feel his blood pressure skyrocketing.

Tissues, Durex, black stockings...

System, do you have some kind of weird fetish?

If you like this book, remember to add it to your bookshelf so you won't lose it next time.

He began to seriously suspect that his thousand coins were about to go down the drain.

Just as he was losing heart, the fourth slot flashed with a faint white glow and stopped.

[Ability Obtained: Holy Light Effect (Beginner Level)] [Holy Light Effect]: When you use an ability, a faint white glow will emanate from your body. It looks sacred, but has no practical effect.

Edward: "..."

Wonderful.

Even the visual effect was this half-hearted.

He no longer held out any hope. Slumped in his chair, he prepared himself for the next six blows.

The fifth slot stopped.

[Item Obtained: Pure Silver Cross x1]

Edward raised an eyebrow.

This was all right. Although he already had one in his inventory, having an extra would not hurt. He could use it as a throwing weapon.

The sixth slot stopped.

[Ability Obtained: Charisma +1]

This was somewhat useful too.

In a world where looks mattered, higher charisma would always bring certain conveniences.

Edward's mood improved slightly.

The seventh slot stopped, this time glowing with a soft green light.

[Ability Obtained: Purification] [Purification]: What do you want to purify?

This was good!

Edward's eyes lit up.

In this horror world, a Purification ability was absolutely god-tier!

His spirits rose again as he eagerly looked toward the remaining three slots.

The eighth slot stopped amid a dazzling burst of multicolored light.

[Item Obtained: Gourmet Tablecloth x1] [Gourmet Tablecloth]: Simply name the dish you wish to eat, and the corresponding delicacy will appear on the tablecloth.

Edward's mouth slowly fell open.

Th-this wasn't that blue robotic cat's gadget, was it?!

I've struck it rich!

This draw was totally worth it!

He was so excited that he nearly jumped out of his chair.

The ninth slot stopped, its light even more dazzling and vaguely carrying a heavy, imposing aura.

[Item Obtained: Ox Talisman x1] [Ox Talisman]: One of the twelve talismans. Its holder will gain infinite strength.

Edward's mind buzzed.

The Ox Talisman!

It was actually the Ox Talisman!

The talisman that represented strength!

His breathing became rapid, and his face flushed red from the rush of blood.

The intense joy crashed into his mind, making everything feel unreal.

He stared fixedly at the final slot, which was still spinning.

He had already pulled the Ox Talisman and the Gourmet Tablecloth. Even if the final slot gave him nothing, he would accept it.

However, when the final slot stopped, it erupted in brilliant golden light, brighter than anything before it.

An orange-yellow glass sphere engraved with a red five-pointed star lay quietly in the center of the slot.

[Item Obtained: One-Star Dragon Ball x1] [One-Star Dragon Ball]: A Dragon Ball from another world. Gather all seven to summon Shenron and grant any wish (probably).

Edward froze.

He looked at the Dragon Ball on the system panel, then at the Ox Talisman and Gourmet Tablecloth, before fiercely pinching his own thigh.

"Hiss—"

It really hurt!

This was not a dream!

It was all real!

"Ha... Hahahaha!"

Edward could no longer hold it in and let out a suppressed, excited laugh.

Then Edward wanted to test these abilities. Looking at his bed, he raised both hands and effortlessly lifted it.

Then came the holy light. Edward's body faintly glowed. All right, it looked pretty intimidating.

As for Purification, he could try it on Lily later. She had seemed strange lately, and her grades had dropped quite a bit.

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