American Horror: Being Too Handsome Is Also a Mistake
Chapter 2

Ten Draws

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Edward rubbed his hands together, his face wearing a devout expression as though he were about to perform a sacred ritual.

"Before a draw, one must bathe, change clothes, fast, and calm the mind!"

Edward muttered under his breath. This was mystical wisdom he had summed up from reading novels in his previous life.

It might not necessarily work, but psychological comfort was always a good thing.

What if?

What if this time he finally went from hopelessly unlucky to absurdly lucky?

He walked into the bathroom that came with the room and turned on the faucet. Hot water came rushing out.

The rising steam quickly blurred the mirror, as well as Edward's face.

He carefully took a hot shower, scrubbing himself clean from head to toe. He felt much more refreshed afterward.

After changing into a clean set of pajamas, Edward returned to sit at his desk.

He took a deep breath and adjusted his mindset, trying to calm himself down.

But at the thought of the upcoming ten draws, his heartbeat refused to slow.

In this godforsaken place, strength was everything.

Pennywise, Jason, Freddy...

Those murderous maniacs from the movies all existed for real.

He did not want to be dragged into a sewer by a clown while walking down the street one day. Nor did he want to be disemboweled by a man with iron claws in his dreams.

If he wanted to survive, he had to grow stronger!

"System, open the panel!"

Edward spoke silently in his heart.

[Name: Edward Connor] [Gender: Male] [Age: 18] [Main Quest: ???] [Backpack: Ebony and Ivory, Pure Silver Cross] [Abilities: Photographic Memory, Pure Yang Body, Charm] [Pet: None] [Achievement: [Reverse Scamming]—Successfully made ghosts trip over you 3 times] [Gold: 1000] [Draws: Basic Draw 1000 for ten draws, Intermediate Draw 1000000 for ten draws, Advanced Draw 10000000 for ten draws, Ultimate Draw 100000000 for ten draws]

Seeing that the gold section had finally reached "1000," Edward's eyes became incomparably fiery.

It was here!

The moment had come!

He extended his index finger and, with the resolve of scratching off a lottery ticket, firmly pressed the [Basic Draw 1000 for ten draws] button.

"Ding!"

A crude pixel-art slot machine icon on the system panel began spinning wildly.

Edward stared at the screen without blinking, his heart rising into his throat.

"Come on, System!"

The first slot slowly came to a stop.

[Item Obtained: Tissues x1 pack]

Edward's face instantly fell.

"Fuck! Seriously?"

He could not help blurting out a curse.

You gave me this right off the bat? I got transported here without toilet paper when I went to the bathroom, and now you give me a pack of tissues?

Are you mocking me?

You absolutely are, right?

Before he could finish complaining, the second slot stopped as well.

[Item Obtained: Durex x1 box (Strawberry Flavor)]

Edward's expression froze.

The corner of his eye twitched.

What the hell was this supposed to be?

Did the system think he needed this?

I'm a high school student worried about getting killed by ghosts every day. Who has time to think about this kind of nonsense?!

The third slot stopped immediately afterward.

[Item Obtained: Black Stockings x1]

"..."

Edward was completely speechless.

He felt his blood pressure skyrocketing.

Tissues, Durex, black stockings...

System, do you have some kind of weird fetish?

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He began to seriously suspect that his 1,000 gold was going down the drain.

Just as he was losing heart, the fourth slot flashed with a faint white glow and stopped.

[Ability Obtained: Holy Light Effect (Beginner Level)] [Holy Light Effect]: When you use an ability, your body emits a faint white aura. It looks very sacred, but has no practical effect.

Edward: "..."

Wonderful.

Even the visual effect was this half-hearted.

He had already given up hope. Slumping into his chair, he prepared himself for the next six blows.

The fifth slot stopped.

[Item Obtained: Pure Silver Cross x1]

Edward raised an eyebrow.

This was all right. Though he already had one in his backpack, having an extra would not hurt. He could use it as a throwing weapon.

The sixth slot stopped.

[Ability Obtained: Charm +1]

This was somewhat useful too.

In a world where appearance mattered, higher charm would always bring some conveniences.

Edward's mood improved a little.

The seventh slot stopped, this time with a soft green glow.

[Ability Obtained: Purification] [Purification]: What do you wish to purify?

This was good!

Edward's eyes lit up.

In this horror world, a Purification ability was absolutely god-tier!

His spirits rose again as he looked expectantly at the remaining three slots.

The eighth slot stopped amid a dazzling display of multicolored light.

[Item Obtained: Gourmet Tablecloth x1] [Gourmet Tablecloth]: Simply name the dish you wish to eat, and the corresponding delicious meal will appear on the tablecloth.

Edward's mouth slowly fell open.

Th-this was that blue robot cat's gadget, wasn't it?!

I've struck it rich!

This draw was totally worth it!

He was so excited that he nearly jumped out of his chair.

The ninth slot shone even more brightly, carrying a faint sense of weight and grandeur.

[Item Obtained: Ox Talisman x1] [Ox Talisman]: One of the Twelve Talismans. Its holder gains limitless strength.

Edward's mind buzzed.

The Ox Talisman!

It was actually the Ox Talisman!

The talisman that represented strength!

His breathing grew hurried, and his face flushed red from the rush of blood.

Intense joy crashed into his mind, leaving him with an unreal feeling.

He stared fixedly at the final slot, which was still spinning.

He had already drawn the Ox Talisman and the Gourmet Tablecloth. Even if the final slot gave him nothing, he would accept it.

However, when the final slot stopped, it erupted with a brilliant golden radiance, brighter than all the previous ones.

An orange-yellow glass sphere engraved with a red five-pointed star lay quietly in the center of the slot.

[Item Obtained: One-Star Dragon Ball x1] [One-Star Dragon Ball]: A Dragon Ball from another world. Gather all seven to summon Shenron and fulfill any wish (probably).

Edward was stunned.

He looked at the Dragon Ball on the system panel, then at the Ox Talisman and Gourmet Tablecloth, before fiercely pinching his thigh.

"Hiss—"

It really hurt!

This was not a dream!

It was all real!

"Haha... Hahahaha!"

Edward could no longer hold it in and let out a suppressed, excited laugh.

Edward immediately wanted to test these abilities. Looking at his bed, he raised both hands and effortlessly lifted it.

Then came the Holy Light. Edward's entire body faintly glowed. All right, it was pretty intimidating.

As for Purification, he would find Lily later to test it. She had seemed strange lately, and her grades had dropped quite a bit.

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