Lunyu at Hogwarts

"Ah Jie, wouldn't this make things look better for both of us?"

Lester carefully put the Amortentia back into his Undetectable Extension Bag, afraid that he might accidentally drop it on the ground and cause a catastrophe.

Jiedi was no longer the arrogant man he once was; the thought of losing his manhood filled Jiedi eyes with fear.

Now that the mission indicated that Jiedi had submitted, Lester immediately turned his attention to the other two.

"My name is Lester, you can call me Brother Lester," Lester said casually. "If you want to follow me, bark like a dog three times."

Miti Plant: "???"

Kitty Cantu: "???"

Although they were good friends with Jiedi and had known each other since childhood, Jiedi thought he was exceptionally talented and wanted to be their leader. So when Jiedi was mediating with Lester earlier, the two of them were laughing at Jiedi. They never expected that it would be their turn so soon.

The two men looked at each other, clearly unwilling to bark like dogs in front of Lester.

Lester sneered at the sight and said coldly, "Jiedi, come here and slap them!"

[Ding! Gained +4 points in Miti Plant's Fear Points]

[Ding! Gained Kitty Kantu's Fear Points +3]

"Lester, don't go too far!" Jiedi resisted fiercely, tilting his head back arrogantly, "Although I've succumbed to your tyranny under pressure, please don't go too far. As a pure-blood, I, Jiedi, would never beat up my classmate."

Miti and Kitty, who were hanging nearby, were deeply moved upon hearing this. These are true brothers!

Lester walked over, patted Jiedi on the shoulder approvingly, and said casually, "Jeddy, I admire your pride and loyalty to your friends. We in the underworld value loyalty the most."

Upon hearing this, a hint of secret joy flashed in Jiedi's eyes. He hadn't expected that Lester, despite his ruthlessness, would value brotherhood so much. It seemed he wouldn't have to take a beating this time.

Unexpectedly, Lester continued quietly, "However, according to the rules, you have to do whatever your elder brother tells you to do. If you don't, you're disrespecting your elder brother, and if he loses face, he'll get angry."

As he spoke, Lester spat out a large, thick wooden stick from his Undetectable Extension Bag. The stick was covered in terrifying spikes, and a foul stench emanated from it.

"This is the first time you've disobeyed your elder brother's orders. I'll lubricate it for you in a bit, no need to thank me!"

Then Lester raised that horrible wooden stick and aimed it at Jiedi was tumbling in mid-air.

Jiedi immediately panicked. "Brother, can you give me a chance to back out!"

Not only was Jiedi anxious, but the other two Slytherin roommates who were hanging up were also nearly scared to death and regretted their previous decision.

Disobeying your older brother means getting your ass kicked with a big wooden stick? This is way too gory!

"Brother, I was wrong," Jiedi shuddered as he felt the wooden stick slowly approaching. "Brother Lai, from now on I'm your henchman. You tell me to go east, I'll never go west; you tell me to crush a dog, I'll never catch a chicken. I just beg you to let me off this time!!!"

Jiedi was about to cry. He didn't even have a girlfriend. If he were really blown up by that big wooden stick, not only would he not be able to keep his life, but he also wouldn't be able to handle the mental strain!

"Fine, I'll give you one more chance!" Lester waved his wand, and Jiedi, who was hanging upside down from the ceiling, suddenly fell down and crashed heavily to the ground.

However, at this moment, Jiedi dared not show any dissatisfaction; on the contrary, he was extremely fortunate, fortunate that he had preserved his fragile chrysanthemum.

The moment he landed, Jiedi, ignoring the pain, immediately knelt down with a thud and declared righteously, "Lord Lai, this bastard dared to disrespect you! I'll teach them a lesson for you, and I'll beat the crap out of them!"

Lester chuckled upon hearing this, walked over, patted Jiedi on the shoulder reassuringly, and said gently, "No need to beat them until they shit themselves. This is a dormitory; if they get dirty, we'll have to clean it up. Here's what we'll do: beat them until they roar like dragons, and I'll let them go."

Jiedi was taken aback, and hesitated before asking, "Lord Lai, what is a dragon's roar?"

"Shut up!" Lester frowned and said, "Didn't I tell you to make them roar like dragons? When Big Brother tells you to do something, your men should do it properly, not come here asking Big Brother questions."

"You have half an hour. You have to beat them until they roar like dragons, or I'll beat you until you roar like a dragon!"

Jiedi trembled instantly and immediately bowed and scraped, saying, "Brother is right, I'll beat them into roaring dragons right now."

At this moment, Miti and Kitty, who were hanging up, looked at their former partner in disbelief, trying to rekindle their friendship with smiles. Unfortunately, in front of Lester, Jiedi was completely afraid.

"Smack!"

A crisp slap rang out, and Jiedi roared, "Get back to imitating the dragon's roar right now!"

Miti, who had been slapped, was initially in pain and trembled, but after seeing Jiedi giving him meaningful glances, he immediately understood.

"Awoo!"

Miti curled up in great pain, mimicking the roar of a dragon.

Seeing this, Jiedi turned to look at Lester. Miti had already been forced to roar like a dragon, so was it no longer necessary to fight him?

Lester coldly replied, "If you're calling it wrong, keep hitting!"

Helpless, Dika could only continue beating up his former loved ones and friends.

"Smack!"

"Woo-hoo!"

"Smack!"

"Meow?"

"Smack!"

"Meow???"

After several rounds, Miti and Kitty's faces were swollen from being slapped, and tears mixed with snot streamed down their faces. It was truly a heartbreaking sight.

The two little wizards, who would be equivalent to junior high school students in today's terms, usually bullied others by calling them Mudblood and ganging up on them. They had never seen a real gang.

That kid Jiedi's a real fighter!

"Damn it, hurry up and imitate the dragon's roar! Now, roar it for me!"

Jiedi slapped them both across the face, one on the left and one on the right, unleashing a barrage of blows on Miti and Kitty's little faces.

He was starting to panic. Lester had just said that if the two of them didn't get to roar like dragons, Lester would make himself roar like a dragon.

Miti and Kitty were also completely deceived, and all sorts of strange cries kept coming out of their mouths.

"Woof woof woof!"

"Smack!"

"Moo!"

"Smack!"

Finally, Lester couldn't stand it anymore and called a halt, saying, "That's enough, we don't need to fight anymore!"

Jiedi was also exhausted; he had been playing for a full half hour, which was strenuous work for a child like him.

"Ah Jie, they're our classmates. Didn't you go too far?" Lester frowned as he looked at Miti and Kitty, whose faces were bruised and swollen, and turned around to reprimand them.

"Alright then, I'd like to make things difficult for the three of you too," Lester said, pretending to pull three small notebooks out of his Undetectable Extension Bag and handing them to Jiedi.

"Now that you're my underling, we're on the same side. This is our organization's operational guidelines. Take advantage of your free time these next couple of days and memorize them."

"By the way, not only do you need to know how, but your two friends need to know how too, understand?"

Jiedi's eyes lit up immediately. As long as Lester didn't hit him, he would do anything Lester asked.

He quickly took the notebook Lester handed him, and after opening it, Jiedi's face instantly fell.

"Brother Lai, we don't recognize the writing on it!"

The small notebook was written in none other than the Qin-era Small Seal Script, a script that Lester had specially prepared for the Slytherin group of young wizards who were considered to be above average.

"Don't worry, A-Jie," Lester smiled slightly, taking out three more classical Chinese dictionaries and three more English-Chinese dictionaries from his pocket, and said gently, "The Lunyu is written in classical Chinese. You just need to translate the text into modern vernacular first, and then translate the modern vernacular into English!"

A-Jie: "..."