Saint Dong'er: Do I Need to Take Off My Clothes?

Outside the Sky Screen.

Some viewers stared at the Sky Screen in a daze.

"His Holiness the Pope looks so cute when she blushes, hehehe..."

"Stop being such a fangirl. You look like a pervert. His Holiness the Pope would see you and immediately destroy you as a pig demon!"

"Damn, I really don't get it. Supreme Douluo gave His Holiness the Pope that stuff—could he really not have improper intentions? Does anyone knowledgeable know?"

"I've used Whale Glue before. Hundred-Year Whale Glue can make a man vigorous, Thousand-Year Whale Glue can keep him going all night, and this Ten-Thousand-Year Whale Glue is the finest of the finest! A good man who eats it turns into a beast, and a chaste woman who eats it turns into a lustful woman! Tsk tsk, so Supreme Douluo is one of us after all..."

Some viewers were overjoyed. To think that their unspeakable little preferences actually aligned with Supreme Douluo's—it was simply an immense honor!

It wasn't that my silver spear was just a wax-coated stick! Even someone as powerful as Supreme Douluo used it, didn't he?

Other viewers could not accept it. They did not believe Lu Xuan was cut from the same cloth as those decadent nobles, and thought there might be some hidden reason behind this.

The two sides even launched into a heated argument!

"Supreme Douluo is a man too. It's perfectly normal for him to enjoy playing with women!"

"Supreme Douluo reached the pinnacle while still young. What makes you worthy of comparing yourselves to him? You trash who spend all day buried between women's thighs, stop trying to flatter yourselves!"

"Quit arguing. Won't we find out if we keep watching? Come on, place your bets! No more changes once the bets are in—let's gamble on whether Supreme Douluo's Whale Glue is legitimate or not!"

At Ye Clinic, Ye Qingshui gazed at the Sky Screen with her beautiful eyes, deep in thought.

Whale Glue—could it have effects that had yet to be discovered?

At the Papal Palace, Bibi Dong suddenly felt a little nervous. Recently, her emotions and state had been completely led around by the nose by the Sky Screen, yet she rarely resisted it.

Why would her teacher give her Whale Glue?

What if the young Bibi Dong made a fool of herself...

In Soto City, Yu Xiaogang glared furiously at the Sky Screen and began cursing.

"Foolish! Arrogant!"

"According to my martial soul theory, the maximum absorption limit for an eighth Soul Ring is only seventy thousand years. Absorbing a fifty-thousand-year Soul Ring is the safest option. Exceeding the limit will only result in your body exploding and death!"

"Lu Xuan, do you intend to oppose the martial soul theories of the entire soul master world? My poor Dong'er, you have already become his experiment..."

"Hiss, he actually wants to give Dong'er Whale Glue?"

"I'm asking you, what are you trying to do? What are you trying to do?!"

Yu Xiaogang flew into a rage. First, the authority of his martial soul theory had been challenged. Second, Lu Xuan actually wanted to seduce and violate the innocent Saint Bibi Dong!

Tang San also frowned, sneering repeatedly.

"Keep pretending. Go on!"

"The Xuantian Treasure Record clearly states that immortal herbs can only be swallowed whole and must never undergo any other form of processing. I'll just watch how you ruin such a treasure!"

Ever since Lu Xuan had demonstrated the Nine Swords of Dugu and shattered every hidden weapon under heaven with his sword intent, Tang San had begun to regard him as an enemy.

If he had been strong enough, he absolutely would not have allowed anyone capable of countering Tang Sect hidden weapons to exist in this world!

However.

Fortunately, Lu Xuan was in another spacetime. Tang San did not believe anyone in this spacetime could master that sword art capable of breaking every hidden weapon. His earlier worries had merely been needless anxiety...

It had to be said that the little runt's stubborn conservatism had reached the extreme. He clutched the Xuantian Treasure Record as if it were his father and ancestors. Even after becoming a God King, he still used it without making the slightest improvement.

A true genius would not stop at imitation. Only creation was the path to mastery.

From this perspective, whether it was Dugu Bo with poison, Chen Xin with swords, Ye Qingshui with medicine, or Chrysanthemum Douluo with flowers... all of them deserved the word "genius" far more than Tang San did.

Put plainly, the little runt was just a transporter.

When you were an ordinary person, I wouldn't nitpick if you treated the Xuantian Treasure Record like an immortal tome. But if you were already a God King and still treated it like one, that only meant your perspective would forever remain on your knees.

Sky Screen timeline—

Lu Xuan glanced at Bibi Dong and found it strange.

"Is the weather hot? Do you have a fever?"

"Why is your face as red as a monkey's butt?"

Bibi Dong: "..."

The viewers outside the Sky Screen burst into laughter.

"A monkey's butt? Supreme Douluo is way too much of a straight man!"

Pope Bibi Dong clenched her silver teeth.

Her teacher was good in every way except that he did not know how to speak. Blushing was blushing—you could say she was red like a tomato, like an apple, or like the bright red sun!

Who taught you to compare it to a monkey's butt?

After thinking for a moment, Lu Xuan finally laughed.

"Don't tell me you thought I was treating erectile dysfunction. You're a woman, what would there be to treat?"

"This Whale Glue is born from the brain marrow of whale soul beasts. It is an object of utmost hardness and yang."

"Those nobles use it to indulge in pleasure, but that is truly a waste of a heavenly treasure. Whale Glue's greatest effect is to cleanse the bones and marrow, expand the limits of one's meridians and physical body, and ultimately increase the age limit of Soul Rings one can absorb!"

"It's simply that people nowadays do not know how to mobilize Whale Glue's immense blood vitality. They only feel heat coursing through their bodies with nowhere to vent it, mistaking it for a secret aphrodisiac."

"If you had taken Thousand-Year Whale Glue from childhood while training your body, absorbing a thousand-year first Soul Ring would have been effortless."

Young Bibi Dong parted her red lips and asked in surprise:

"Whale Glue actually has such a heaven-defying effect?"

She was shocked.

But outside the Sky Screen, everyone had already been utterly shaken!

"Holy shit! This is an epic secret! I always thought Whale Glue was some lowly trash, but it turns out to be an invaluable treasure that can only be encountered by chance?"

"It can cleanse the bones and marrow, expand the meridians, and ultimately allow one to absorb Soul Rings beyond their age limit... Soul masters who take Whale Glue will probably be far stronger than those who don't!"

"It's over, it's all over! I stole all the Whale Glue my father bought at great expense and handed it out to my drinking buddies to enjoy! Do you think my father will beat me to death?"

"Brother, rest in peace. We'll burn paper for you."

"No wonder. I always used Whale Glue as an aphrodisiac, but not only did my body not collapse, I actually became stronger and stronger... I thought I was just extraordinarily talented."

"Steward, quickly! Hurry to the pharmacies on the street and see whether they still have any Whale Glue for sale!"

The information Lu Xuan revealed caused the price of Whale Glue to skyrocket a hundredfold in an instant!

Beneath the Sky Screen, the viewers' emotions had already descended into madness.

A frenzied Whale Glue craze swept through every corner. The crowds lost their reason and crazily rushed to buy Whale Glue, even causing some tragedies.

Yet there were also clear-headed viewers. Knowing they could not get any, they did not bother fighting for it and instead gathered beneath the Sky Screen to chat.

"I told you the Sky Screen was worth watching and Supreme Douluo's lessons were worth learning, didn't I? Tsk, he's the youngest Limit Douluo. Which lesson he gives His Holiness the Pope isn't an unpassed secret?"

"Where are the people who bet that Supreme Douluo's Whale Glue wasn't legitimate? Don't run! A monk can run, but the temple can't. Hurry up and pay!"

"Brothers, I suddenly realized something. For ordinary soul masters like us, isn't Supreme Douluo's Sky Screen basically the greatest opportunity of our lives? We're like students auditing his lessons."

"Now that you mention it, I think so too. Hiss, could that sword art Supreme Douluo demonstrated earlier really contain something extraordinary?"

Sky Screen timeline—

Lu Xuan added the herbs to the enormous cauldron in sequence. In particular, the Frost Spirit Herb, a herb with cold properties but gentle medicinal effects, could greatly neutralize Whale Glue's domineering potency.

Unless he wanted Bibi Dong to go from Saint to lustful woman on the spot and start digging mines right there.

This step was crucial.

Once all the herbs had been added, he controlled the heat and simmered them. Next, Lu Xuan refined the Ten-Thousand-Year Whale Glue with soul power, causing it to release an amber-gold liquid, which he poured into the enormous cauldron.

Finally, Lu Xuan added the true essence to this body-tempering medicine.

Lu Xuan fetched water from the Cold Pool and the Fire Pool.

According to the Hundred Flowers Canon, once the waters of the Cold Pool and Fire Pool left their respective springs, they would collide in opposing cold and heat, forming milky-white sweet dew—the finest substance for tempering the body.

Lu Xuan poured it into the enormous cauldron, then extended his finger and dripped several drops of blood into it.

"The medicine is ready. Get prepared. Once the temperature drops, jump in."

Saint Bibi Dong asked blankly:

"Ah?"

"Do... do I need to take off my clothes?"