Douluo: Just Reached the Limit, Exposed by the Sky Curtain Across Time and Space
Chapter 29

The Shame of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect

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Outside the Sky Screen, voices of disbelief rose one after another.

"No way? Did Her Holiness the Pope just say she'd hang herself up and let the Supreme Douluo whip her however he wanted? Can I still live after hearing that?"

"Supreme Douluo, hurry and hug Her Holiness the Pope! Look at those shattered little eyes—I feel like Her Holiness is about to break apart right here."

"Holy crap, why am I suddenly shipping this? Although the Supreme Douluo always seemed to disdain Her Holiness the Pope, he was all bark and no bite."

"Taking notes: the more you beat and scold a woman, the better she treats you..."

Countless viewers were baffled.

Why? Why had Lu Xuan never shown Saintess Bibi Dong a kind face, yet Saintess Bibi Dong was so attached to him—one could even say... loyal!

One viewer hit the nail on the head.

"I feel like Her Holiness the Pope is a big dog desperately craving praise. Even after being scolded, she'd still wag her tail at the Supreme Douluo."

Soto City.

The flat-headed Yu Xiaogang was beside himself with rage. He refused to believe that Saintess Bibi Dong could be so attached to another man. Clearly, in the Sky Screen's timeline, Lu Xuan had only been Bibi Dong's master for a very short time!

Clearly... Dong'er was someone who took a long time to warm up to people.

"No, this isn't my Dong'er!"

"Lu Xuan, you must have used some wicked sorcery on her!"

Only in the Papal Palace did Pope Bibi Dong stare blankly at the Sky Screen, while Lu Xuan's words echoed in her ears.

"Ugly my ass! That's called imposing, that's called imperial dominance. It looks downright cool, okay?"

"If anyone says it's ugly, why don't you whip them?"

Those two lines circled endlessly in Pope Bibi Dong's heart. In the end, her tightly clenched hand loosened around her scepter, and a smile curled at the corner of her lips.

A dark purple demonic shadow emerged behind her. Standing before a massive crystal mirror, Bibi Dong examined herself and suddenly felt that the shadow did not look ugly at all. Instead, it added a touch of bewitching beauty.

A man would die for one who understood him; a woman would dress for one who pleased her.

No matter how much the world had to say, it could not compare to Lu Xuan's simple three words.

"Ugly my ass!"

Pope Bibi Dong was exceptionally delighted.

[What is truly ugly is not the Martial Soul, but the human heart. Even the world's most sacred Angel Martial Soul can still produce beasts with human faces and animal hearts.] [Teacher understands me!]

Sky Screen timeline—

Lu Xuan touched Bibi Dong's forehead, his face full of suspicion.

"She's not sick either. So why does she like getting whipped?"

Bibi Dong pleaded,

"Teacher, can you promise me that you'll never abandon me?"

Lu Xuan chuckled.

"Get lost!"

"No one in this world needs anyone else. Everyone is independent. If you get along, you walk together. If you don't, you go your separate ways."

"If you dare violate the rules of our school, I'll kick you straight out of it."

Lu Xuan could not be bothered to argue with Bibi Dong and led her back.

Saintess Bibi Dong repeatedly tried to speak along the way, but she did not dare provoke Lu Xuan.

It was not until they reached the outskirts of Sunset Forest that they suddenly heard loud cries for help.

"Who is that?"

Saintess Bibi Dong frowned and looked over.

A two-hundred-year-old mountain boar was chasing a flat-headed young man all over the mountains and fields. Beside the young man was a purple pig-like soul beast.

When the young man saw Bibi Dong, a trace of panic clearly appeared on his face. Yet he then forcibly stopped and shouted at the two-hundred-year-old mountain boar in a deliberately steady tone,

"Beast, do you really think I'm easy to bully?"

"Sanpao, get him!"

Yu Xiaogang spun around stylishly, grabbed the purple pig-like creature from the ground, and threw it at the mountain boar.

"Fart like thunder—Heaven-Shattering Earth-Splitting Luo Sanpao!"

The purple pig-like creature stuck up its rear and let out a thunderous blast. A yellow shockwave, accompanied by foul-smelling poisonous gas, indiscriminately attacked everything nearby.

The mountain boar let out a heaven-shaking roar. Its eyes filled with fury as it glared at Luo Sanpao.

What kind of pig was this? Its farts smelled worse than shit!

The mountain boar accelerated and charged toward Luo Sanpao!

Panic was obvious in Yu Xiaogang's voice now, though he still pretended to be calm.

"Second Soul Skill!"

"Fart like smoke—Hypnotic Sleep Luo Sanpao!"

Unfortunately, Luo Sanpao's foul farts did not distinguish between friend and foe. The mountain boar barely reacted, but Yu Xiaogang greedily inhaled several huge mouthfuls and immediately became dizzy and disoriented.

He could only watch as the mountain boar charged toward him.

"Whoosh!"

A powerful surge of soul power instantly sent the mountain boar flying.

Bibi Dong had intended to go over and inspect it, but when she saw the yellow foul gas blanketing the entire area, she ultimately stopped in her tracks.

How could someone's soul skill be so indecent!

At this moment,

someone outside the Sky Screen recognized Yu Xiaogang's true identity at a glance.

"I know him! That unmistakable pig-like Martial Soul, along with those overwhelming, uniquely foul fart attacks—this man is the infamous shame of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect! A vain fraud, Yu Xiaogang!"

"Damn, this guy is from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect? Everyone from the Blue Tyrant Sect acts so high and mighty. Who would have thought they'd produce such a freak? Hahaha, this is absolutely hilarious!"

"Heh, just moments ago, he was being chased by a mere two-hundred-year-old soul beast until he cried for his parents. But the moment he saw Her Highness the Saintess arrive, he started showing off. Then he failed miserably. Why is this so funny?"

"Damn it, I can smell that stench even through the Sky Screen! Her Holiness the Pope, get farther away! Don't let it stink you out! Can't someone arrest him for polluting the environment?"

"I want to report this! He's poisoning people in a public place!"

At this moment, the entire continent was filled with laughter and merriment.

Only the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect was different. From disciples to elders, not a single person could raise their heads!

What utter humiliation!

If Yu Xiaogang had not already been expelled from the sect, some hot-blooded disciples might have been unable to endure such disgrace and gone straight to kill him, so they could cleanse the sect of its shame.

When Tang San heard everyone around him mocking his master, a fierce glint flashed through his eyes.

[Once a teacher, always a father!] [Those people have humiliated Master. They are already enemies of mine, Tang San's. When I get the chance, I'll kill every last one of them!]

What about Yu Xiaogang?

He admired his own "heroic bearing" from his younger days.

A confident smile appeared on his face.

Back then, he had been at his most perfect. He had been filled with Martial Soul theories, burning with lofty ambition and high spirits! It had been the peak of his personal charm!

At last, he had still met Bibi Dong during her girlhood.

Just as expected, he would next display his ambitions, his confidence in guiding the soul master world, and his profound knowledge. Then he would straightforwardly pursue Bibi Dong, whom no one else dared to pursue.

No matter which timeline he was in,

Dong'er would fall in love with his overflowing charm.

If you don't believe it, just wait and see!

Spirit Hall.

Pope Bibi Dong also saw Yu Xiaogang within the Sky Screen.

She could not help but frown...

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