A Total Creep

As everyone discussed animatedly, even Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu were stunned.

They had received their admission certificates just like that?

And there were two of them?

Naturally, Ning Rongrong was the most surprised.

After all, Zhang Nan had thoroughly offended the particularly burly instructor beside them yesterday, yet today, that instructor had personally handed him the admission certificates, with an exceptionally proper attitude.

After handing the admission certificate to Xiao Wu, Zhang Nan and the two girls headed toward the gates of Shrek Academy.

Two people resembling security inspectors stood at the entrance. After checking the three admission certificates, they let them inside.

The three had barely taken a few steps into the academy when they heard someone calling out.

"Buy sausages, buy sausages! Ten for one silver soul coin, special offer, special offer!"

"Brother, want some sausages?"

In the blink of an eye, the speaker pushed his grilled sausage cart over to Zhang Nan and the other two.

Ding~

System scan...

Name: Oscar

Gender: Male

Martial Soul: Giant Sausage

Additional information: Known by Ma Hongjun as Scumbag Oscar (because his personality was genuinely a little sleazy), he liked Ning Rongrong. A cross-dressing uncle who sold grilled sausages at Shrek Academy, he was also a student. Only fourteen years old, yet he had a full beard. However, after shaving it off, his peach-blossom eyes were exceptionally charming.

He was an unprecedented innate full soul power food-type soul master on the continent.

Naturally, Zhang Nan recognized the newcomer. Wasn't this Oscar, whose Martial Soul was the Giant Sausage? Later, he followed Tang San's protagonist group, his strength soaring all the way until he ultimately attained the Food God Divine Position...

Now that Tang San was dead, Oscar no longer had the chance to become the Food God. Besides, Ning Rongrong, the goddess of his dreams, had already become the first woman Zhang Nan had officially added to his harem.

Seeing Zhang Nan stare at his grilled sausages without speaking for so long, Oscar leaned close and whispered, "Hey, brother, who are those two beauties beside you? If you tell me, I'll give you ten sausages. How about it?"

Zhang Nan had no desire to eat his Giant Sausage, so he refused. "Forget the sausages. I appreciate the thought!"

Seeing Oscar stare at Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu, practically drooling onto the ground, Zhang Nan smiled and continued, "What? You want to hit on them?"

Trying to hit on my girls? You probably don't have what it takes!

Zhang Nan naturally saw through Oscar's intentions. When it came to picking up girls, he believed he had never lost.

Women were won through attraction, not groveling. With Oscar's current strength and personality, even if he were given a chance, he would only end up as a pathetic simp. So Zhang Nan was not worried in the slightest.

Because any worry would have been completely unnecessary.

"Hello, I'm Oscar, a food-type soul master. My Martial Soul is the Giant Sausage, hehe!"

Oscar was the first to introduce himself.

"Zhang Nan. Twin Martial Souls!"

Zhang Nan gave only a simple introduction and did not reveal too much. After all, a little more mystery was equivalent to a few more bargaining chips in strength.

"N-Nan, Brother Nan, you... you actually have Twin Martial Souls? That's amazing!"

Oscar was utterly shocked, then turned his gaze toward Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu.

"My name is Ning Rongrong. I'm a support-type soul master!"

"You can just call me Xiao Wu!"

"You've just arrived and aren't familiar with the place. Come on, Brother Nan, I'll show you around the academy!"

Oscar put away the sausages from his sausage stall and led Zhang Nan and the others around the academy, explaining as they walked.

"This is the teaching building, this is the headmaster's residence, this is our dormitory, and behind that is the training ground... Go through this corridor... and farther back, there's a rear courtyard!"

"Oscar??"

Just as Oscar was introducing the place to Zhang Nan and the others, another voice rang out. Following the sound, they saw a fat boy in red walking over while gnawing on a large chicken leg.

Ding!

System scan...

Name: Ma Hongjun

Gender: Male

Martial Soul: Evil Fire Phoenix

Additional information: Ma Hongjun had once been born in an ordinary small village, where everyone possessed ordinary bird-type Martial Souls. His Martial Soul mutated into the top-tier Evil Fire Phoenix, but because of the evil fire within his body, from the time he awakened at six years old, he needed to sleep with women to release it.

In the early stages, the evil fire in his body made him lecherous and lustful, and his desire for women was extremely strong. Later, after consuming the Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower, the evil fire within him was cleansed away. He was no longer as lecherous as before and even gained something of an imposing, world-swallowing presence.

This guy had been a genuine horny slacker in the early stages, only to be successfully whitewashed later. Even without the system scan, Zhang Nan would have recognized him.

"Hm? Beauties?"

Only when Ma Hongjun turned his head did he notice Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu standing behind Oscar and beside Zhang Nan. The chicken leg in his mouth instantly lost its appeal, and he hurried over, quietly asking Oscar:

"Oscar, who are these two?"

"They're new students. This is Brother Nan, Zhang Nan. This is Ning Rongrong, and this is Xiao Wu!"

Oscar introduced them to Ma Hongjun.

"Hello, I'm Ma Hongjun!"

Ma Hongjun extended his hand, trying to shake hands with Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu.

After waiting for a long time without either Ning Rongrong or Xiao Wu making any move to shake his hand, he awkwardly withdrew it.

Especially as he pulled his hand back, Ma Hongjun's eyes continued roaming over Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu.

Damn, wasn't he a complete creep?

If Ma Hongjun had been dropped into the internet age of Zhang Nan's previous life and been caught by those little fairies, they would definitely have posted him online and cyberbullied him to death.

Seeing Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu both unconsciously move closer to Zhang Nan, Ma Hongjun realized he had been a little inappropriate. In order to salvage his image in the girls' eyes, he hurriedly said:

"Ahem... Well, sorry about that. I don't have anything to do today anyway, so I can join Oscar in helping you get familiar with the place!"

"Rongrong, Xiao Wu, the girls' dormitory is over this way. I'll take you there!"

"Okay!"

"Mhm!"

Zhang Nan merely smiled without saying anything and left with Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu, leaving behind Oscar and Ma Hongjun, both standing there dumbfounded as they looked at each other.

Only after Zhang Nan had gone far away did Oscar complain:

"It's all your fault! What did you come running over for?"

"What did I do? There were beauties, and you didn't call me over!"

Ma Hongjun looked utterly baffled. He had clearly only wanted to make an impression, yet who knew it would end up like this?

"Didn't you see just now? That brother seemed pretty close to those two beauties, yet you bypassed him and tried to shake hands with them... Great, now you've exposed your creepy side again, haven't you?"