What Kind of Type-Moon Is This!

Akuta Hinako looked up at the man standing before her, her voice trembling with anger. "You did this, you bastard! How dare you spread rumors out of thin air!"

"Hah?"

Bai Ming paused, then shot back, "Has your menopause finally gotten worse? You're a lovesick puppy with no chance, what rumors am I spreading?"

Seeing the two aggressively confronting each other, Fujimaru Ritsuka felt a bit scared and quietly walked out of the training room, leaving the two on the verge of a fight to themselves.

She was going to find Mash and Roman to mediate.

"You say you didn't spread rumors? Huh!"

Akuta Hinako shouted, standing on her tiptoes, she shoved the documents in her hand into Bai Ming's face. "Open your two holes and look carefully at what this is!"

Bai Ming glanced at them. It was just about the martial god Consort Yu and her sworn brother, the Hegemon Xiang Yu. There was nothing particularly noteworthy about it.

So what was this crazy woman Akuta Hinako thinking? Why was she coming to him for an accounting? He hadn't even asked her for thanks, and she was coming to settle scores with him?

Bai Ming calmly replied, "So what?"

"You ask 'so what'? You're spreading rumors!"

"So what?"

Seeing Akuta Hinako's brows furrowed and her face full of anger, Bai Ming had no intention of explaining anything. After all, with Akuta Hinako's personality, she wouldn't listen to explanations.

He wasn't the one spreading rumors, so Bai Ming didn't care about this matter at all. If anything, the only rumor he had spread was that he had wiped out the Japanese divine era under Consort Yu's name.

As for Xiang Yu and the like, that was all the others' imagination. He hadn't instructed anything.

"So what? You ask 'so what'?!"

Akuta Hinako's blood pressure surged. She had never imagined the man before her would be so unreasonable. Thus, Akuta Hinako—

"So what? With our relationship, what's wrong with me using your name?"

"Are you fucking kidding me? Is that what I'm talking about?"

Bai Ming thought to himself: Oh, my heavens, this woman isn't even fixated on me using her name. Perhaps her heart isn't that small.

Bai Ming replied, "Isn't it?"

"I'm talking about you spreading rumors about the sworn brotherhood! Face the problem!"

"What's that got to do with me? Why are you pinning something that has nothing to do with me on me?"

"You son of a bitch! I'm going to explode with you!"

Akuta Hinako didn't say anything further. She immediately self-destructed, splattering Bai Ming's face with her curse-free blood. She couldn't defeat Bai Ming, but she could dirty his clothes and pants, forcing him to change.

This was her winning strategy.

Unexpectedly, Bai Ming didn't care about the blood on him. He squatted down and placed an exorcism talisman with almost no effect at the spot where Akuta Hinako had self-destructed.

As Akuta Hinako was an elf, she inherently possessed demonic nature. This almost expired exorcism talisman would still have an effect on her.

Thus, after Akuta Hinako reformed her body, she was directly repelled by the exorcism talisman.

"Kokuō, see? I told you this woman isn't the type with brains. Others might be big-breasted and brainless, but she's small-breasted and brainless too."

The white dog, who had been addressed, sighed as it looked at the small white beast before it. Why are there so many ridiculous things in Chaldea?

"Bai Ming! Only one of us will survive today!"

Hearing this, Bai Ming's expression changed. BYD, a death threat?

"Then go die? I don't want to die anyway."

Bai Ming's words made Akuta Hinako's breathing falter, and Bai Ming's mouth didn't stop, his tone icy.

"You're always talking about dying as if everyone owes you something, but who owes you? Let's not even talk about Xiang Yu. Your so-called loneliness—there are plenty of old people alive in China. What are you lonely about? Huh? Nobody understands you? People can't fully understand each other, what do you want to understand? You, an elf, pursuing understanding with a half-finished robot with a set program? Go to Millennium City and kick the True Ancestor Princess awake to seek understanding, and I won't even scold you. What kind of single-celled protozoan are you? Can't you live without others?"

"I—"

Before Akuta Hinako could retort, Bai Ming interrupted her. Bai Ming walked towards Akuta Hinako step by step, and Akuta Hinako subconsciously began to retreat.

She had been so angry that she forgot one thing: Bai Ming was a complete troublemaker. When there was no danger, Bai Ming himself was the greatest danger. She had never won an argument with him.

"What about you? As the terminal elf managing the surface layer within the Earth's inner sea, have you fulfilled your duties in your position?"

"What do you know!"

Akuta Hinako was agitated again. Bai Ming retorted, "So what? Why should I know you?"

Akuta Hinako was speechless. Although Bai Ming was persistent in his questioning, whether it was sarcasm or an argument, what he cursed out were indeed the things she thought about and cared about most.

Did he not understand her? Of course, he did.

Akuta Hinako thought to herself: Maybe I should just let it go and settle the score with him later.

But before Akuta Hinako could react, Bai Ming's words struck her heart again. "I can't get along with women like you who are small-breasted and brainless."

Akuta Hinako exploded again. She could tolerate insults about other things, but not about her figure—she preferred the delicate type of ancient Chinese breast culture, so what?

"Damn it, this is called 'a trace of snow's chest,' hidden but not revealed."

"But that's all you have, isn't it?" Bai Ming paused. "If I remember correctly, you have a good relationship with that Gao Changgong—"

"So what?!"

Akuta Hinako decided to deal with Bai Ming using Bai Ming's own methods. Bai Ming curled his lip, "If I recall correctly, Gao Changgong was the fourth son. His younger brother was held down and had pepper stuffed into his mouth until he died. His third brother was killed by his ninth uncle during a battle with the Turks. His eldest brother was also forced to drink poisoned wine by his ninth uncle. He didn't say a single word, and in the end, he himself died from poisoned wine—"

"What exactly are you trying to say?"

Akuta Hinako's heart was pounding. She had a feeling Bai Ming was about to say something even colder.

"Akuta Hinako, haven't you understood yet?"

Bai Ming cornered Akuta Hinako against the wall and said coldly:

"A useless weakling famous only for his looks, and another useless weakling famous only for his looks. They're quite a match. No wonder they became good friends."

Akuta Hinako's mood suddenly sank. She was silent for a few seconds, then her tone suddenly became calm: "Since you look down on me so much, you shouldn't have pulled me out of the frame in the first place."

Bai Ming sighed, "Ah, as long as you're happy."

Seeing Bai Ming about to concede, Akuta Hinako's anger grew even more. She spoke, "And now you're saying as long as I'm happy?"

"I actually have more hurtful things I haven't said."

Akuta Hinako deflated.

But seeing Akuta Hinako's tolerance, Bai Ming feared that if he said that one sentence, she would simply die on the spot for him.

It's better to just scold this fool a bit. Killing her would be a waste.

If Daybit didn't have a memory that lasted only five minutes, and if there wasn't the big problem of Humanity Foundation freezing after Humanity Foundation incineration, Daybit would have come out and, unable to bear it, would have dealt with this.

Bai Ming would have grabbed Daybit and, with a "Woohoo!" sound, would have cleared these Singularities in a few days, ending it all.

He only pulled Akuta Hinako out because unless she committed suicide, she wouldn't die before the Earth did. Even if he and Fujimaru Ritsuka were to drop out midway due to the butterfly effect he caused, humanity could still count on this very unreliable woman.

Chapter 56: It's Just Blood Splattering on Bai Ming Again

The two parted on bad terms—at least, that's how it appeared to Roman, who had rushed over. Akuta Hinako left without a word, and Bai Ming also turned back to the training room without a word, starting to train by himself.

"Um—"

Roman hastily tried to say something, but he didn't even know why the two of them had argued, so he didn't know where to start.

But Mash didn't need to think too much. She bypassed Romani and entered the training room, saying, "Senpai, did you two argue because the history of Japan's Heian period is related to you and Akuta Hinako? After all, I saw someone with the same name as Senpai in that historical record..."

"You could say that."

Bai Ming didn't stop what he was doing and didn't want to discuss the topic further, so he said, "This isn't even considered an argument. I know her. She'll be back in a while, trying to splatter blood on my face to achieve psychological balance... After all, Akuta Hinako hasn't started shouting about severing ties, never seeing each other again, or cutting off friendship. There's no need to make the person outside who doesn't want to take responsibility think about anything—

Mash, I have a way to concentrate on solving your physical condition now. I think Da Vinci-chan probably has a similar method. Do you want to hear it?"

Upon hearing Bai Ming's words, Roman directly intervened, "Regarding this matter, I think I need to know."

"The choice is Mash's, not yours. But if you want to listen in, Mash, do you mind Roman listening?"

"Ah!" Mash let out a short cry. "I don't mind, Senpai. Doctor Roman is also doing this for my own good."

For some reason, after saying this, Mash felt her Senpai's gaze change. It was the kind of look a gentle elder would give to a disappointing junior.

To Bai Ming, both Roman and Mash were pitiful individuals.

Roman looked at Bai Ming's changing expression and spoke first, "Let me say this first, don't scold me."

Bai Ming curled his lip, "I can't be bothered to scold you."

After all, Roman was a seasoned veteran. Scolding him would go in one ear and out the other, and he might even retort with a subtle comment.

"Regarding Mash's condition, there are generally three ideas. The first is to directly make a wish with the Holy Grail. The second is to have Da Vinci give Mash a new body, but Mash would also lose her Servant abilities."

"What about the third method?"

Roman asked, but Bai Ming didn't answer. He just looked at Roman quietly. Roman was silent for a moment before saying, "Alright, I know what your third method is. Let's just dismiss the third option."

What a joke? Am I supposed to turn back into something that isn't human at all, like Solomon, and go find the pigeons? Why don't you go find the big boss behind you?

Bai Ming pretended to cry twice and said with feigned sorrow, "Then I won't care about Mash anymore. Mash, look, this is the Doctor Roman you always said was gentle and kind, making me watch my beloved junior meet the end of her life like this..."

Roman immediately realized that this scoundrel Bai Ming was deliberately staying silent about the third method to trick him and make fun of him.

So Roman muttered an Israeli curse under his breath and then looked at Mash expectantly.

"Senpai is teasing Doctor Roman again—" Mash didn't show much expression. After all, she had seen Bai Ming tease Roman many times. "But what is the third option?"

Bai Ming didn't give an answer. He just asked, "So, do you want a new body or to stay in your current one?"

"Of course, I want to stay in my own body?"

"Okay, I understand," Bai Ming nodded. "Then, after we go to get the Holy Grail next time, we'll use the Holy Grail first. If the Holy Grail doesn't work, then I'll arrange other methods."

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After arguing with Bai Ming, Akuta Hinako returned to her room in a huff and grabbed the sunflower seeds Bai Ming had given her, throwing them all away.

The sunflower seeds scattered all over the floor with a clatter. Akuta Hinako took a deep breath, looked at the seeds on the ground, and fell silent again.

One step, two steps. Akuta Hinako walked to the nearest pile of sunflower seeds and resentfully squatted down to pick them up. Why did she throw them all away in the first place? Now she had to squat down and pick them up. It was so annoying.

"I know most of what you said is true—"

Where Bai Ming couldn't see, Akuta Hinako muttered to herself while picking up the sunflower seeds, "But that's just how it is. What can I do? I can't win in a fight, and no matter how much I study, my command skills are always terrible. I had originally planned to just muddle through, but you dragged me out of the frame and forced me to work... And I still get scolded every few days. Is this my fault? It's not like I intentionally wanted to be useless. When I was born, this damn terminal was fixed to a human form, directly limiting my output. I have magic power but can't do anything—"

Akuta Hinako quickly finished picking up the sunflower seeds. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. After putting the seeds away, she rushed out of the dormitory again, heading straight for the training room.

"If I endure this, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. If I take a step back, the more I think about it, the more I lose. Bai Ming, if I don't cause you some trouble today, I won't feel right."

At this moment, in the training room, Mash and Roman had already left. Only Bai Ming, after changing into clean clothes, continued his workout. Not long after he started, he heard hurried footsteps in the hallway.

Bai Ming thought to himself: That foolish woman is back, as expected.

"Setanta, transform into a dragon. You don't need to be too big, just big enough to block me."

"Woof?"

Setanta didn't understand, but still chose to obey Bai Ming. It obediently transformed from a black dog into a black dragon, blocking Bai Ming.

The moment the training room door opened, Akuta Hinako exploded into a shower of blood right there.

Blood splattered onto Setanta's face. Setanta, not understanding what was happening, looked at its master who was still working out. Bai Ming didn't even look up: "Turn back and go wash yourself."

As for why he let Setanta block Akuta Hinako's self-detonation instead of Kokuō, who was napping nearby—Kokuō had white fur, and it would be quite troublesome to wash if it were covered in blood. But Setanta, this black Shiba Inu, was different.

Setanta left the training room with a look of resentment. At this moment, Akuta Hinako also reverted to her human form and looked at Bai Ming with displeasure.

"I came to argue with you."

"Oh?" Bai Ming stopped his training, looking at what kind of trick this big girl from Yan was up to now. "You want to argue with me? Then I'm all ears."

"I mean—"

Akuta Hinako walked step by step towards Bai Ming, and then blood splattered all over him.

Bai Ming wiped his face and silently watched Akuta Hinako revert to her human form.

Seeing Bai Ming's freshly changed clothes covered in blood, Akuta Hinako's expression couldn't help but change from gloomy to sunny. She started babbling incoherently: "I thought about it, about sworn brotherhood and such. I don't think you'd spread such impractical things, no matter how much trouble you cause…"

"In short, you want to apologize to me, but you're too proud to lower your head, right?"

Akuta Hinako remained silent, but more blood splattered all over Bai Ming.

Roman, who was still worried outside the door, sighed as he watched their exchange, muttering to himself as he walked away.