Whose Type-Moon Is Like This?!
Chapter 35

Who Does Type-Moon Like You Are!

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Goetia, wearing the body of King Solomon, stared at Bai Ming for a long time before speaking, "Flauros can't fit into King Solomon's *eye, it wouldn't fit even if it split."

Bai Ming retorted, "You care about that sort of thing?"

Goetia fell silent. Bai Ming, whose expression was usually calm, couldn't maintain it at this moment: "Do you really care about this?"

"I told you—I saw the future!" Goetia directly changed the subject. "I don't think we have anything to talk about, and I don't want to stop you. I just came to take a look during my free time from reading."

He then glanced at Bai Ming a couple more times before directly leaving the Rome Singularity.

The moment I made contact beforehand, the future has already changed.

Rather, the future is constantly changing.

The so-called Human Evil is Human Love. Malice and love are the same.

Both will become thinner with use.

Thus, love turns to hate, and hate turns to love.

And Human Love will become Human Evil.

The more one loves humanity, the more one will eventually hate humanity.

You, who do not belong to this world, after being betrayed by humanity—will eventually complete my plan, which had little room for error. Therefore, I will not stop you; instead, I will become your aid. However, before that, I still need to create some troublesome matters to make you feel hardship.

With these thoughts, Goetia returned to the Temple of Time, quietly awaiting the descent of the Singularity's end.

After bidding farewell to Goetia, Bai Ming remained lying on the ground, contemplating something.

Goetia's attitude towards him had changed too quickly, making him feel something was amiss.

Shouldn't Goetia be lamenting and grieving before trying to kill him?

Soon, a powerful magical fluctuation caught Bai Ming's attention. With the echo of "Babalon Domus Aurea," the surrounding scene changed drastically. The scarlet-filled Golden Theater suddenly appeared, and a giant creature emerged from afar. It was a seven-headed, ten-horned beast. Then he saw Akuta Hinako flying into the sky like a firecracker and exploding.

Bai Ming, who had intended to lie around in the Rome Singularity a bit longer, immediately perked up.

"What the hell is this B-Singularity? How did these two little geniuses summon Beast VI/S? No, Goetia, I'm going to f*** your mom!"

Bai Ming frantically stirred his magic, rising into the clouds and arriving in an instant.

"That's great! Senpai! I'm here!"

Fujimaru Ritsuka shouted as if seeing a savior. "Miss Akuta Hinako already sacrificed herself and exploded! If Senpai doesn't come soon, I really don't know what to do."

Standing beside Fujimaru Ritsuka was a red-haired woman in white clothes with a generous bosom. Next to her was a muscular man dressed in a van♂ game outfit, and besides them, a female warrior in silver armor with golden hair and an embarrassed expression. Seeing Bai Ming, her face was filled with awkwardness—it was Mordred.

During this process, the seven-headed, ten-horned beast began to shrink.

"I'm not dead yet!"

Akuta Hinako, having regained her body, was furious. "Why do I have to go through something like this! Old Bai, this is Boudica, the Queen of Britannia. This is Spartacus. And some son of a b**** summoned the Giant God Attila. The Nero that was fine just now was killed like this, and she was about to be entombed. Then it suddenly turned into this. If you had come any later, we would all have died here."

Bai Ming, looking at the cursing Akuta Hinako, immediately cursed back, "So troublesome, you stupid woman! I can see that huge thing, can't I! I'm going to stuff Flauros into King Solomon's *eye no matter what. Roman, what are you still watching? Change your identity, change your Spirit Origin, and come over to work overtime."

"King Solomon is already dead! The Grand Order can just quit! I'm human now, why should I listen to orders? Someone's taking my place. I'm just Roman now!"

Roman's voice came through, and then a large number of pink petals filled the entire Golden Theater. The petals gathered into a human form, and a smug voice emanated from it.

"So your bosom buddy Merlin has arrived~ I thought I'd see that scoundrel Joslin get killed by eight Demon Pillars and Beast I. I didn't expect you to be as resilient as me..."

Merlin's voice made Mordred, who had been finding it hard to speak, finally relax—it really was her father. Now she looked utterly dejected.

Before the words even finished, a small white beast suddenly darted out from somewhere, sandwiching Bai Ming from both sides.

Fou's flying kick landed on Merlin's left cheek, and Bai Ming's elbow strike landed on Merlin's right cheek. Then, in unison, they kicked Merlin in front of the seven-headed, ten-horned beast that had shrunk to human form.

Black armor, huge black and red horns, a giant sword radiating ominous crimson—Nero, after experiencing her third sunset, had deviated from her destined fate of dying alone.

Beast VI/S, Draco, manifested.

Merlin, after flying over, immediately exploded into a shower of petals and then reappeared beside Bai Ming, his tone serious. "Joslin, stop messing around. Although this thing is a horn of Beast VI, it's not something one Grand Order can handle. Another Grand Order is on the way."

Chapter 71: As expected of Junior Disciple's daughter, she's just like him when it comes to playing dirty.

"There's another one?"

Bai Ming stretched his limbs, looking at the confused Beast 666. Merlin beside him quipped, "Joslin, why aren't you rushing to fight her yet?"

"You said only you, this piece of trash, can't fight it, and another one is on the way. So, do what you're best at and stall them until the second Grand Order arrives. Come on, go, Merlin, use your charm."

"Junior Disciple is still so unreliable. But there's no need to wait, because they're already here. However, asking me to come with this Spirit Origin is a bit too much. Wouldn't a Grand Caster be better? Those guys who are occupying the toilet but not pooping, hurry up and die already?"

A roar of Sibuxiang came from the sky, followed by a smug voice. Taigong Wang had arrived.

A girl with bobbed hair and squinting eyes arrived here. "I heard you turned Daji into a slave. I wonder if I can—"

Bai Ming's face showed disgust.

"Hmph, a blind person has arrived. Sibuxiang, you should find a new master. Following this blind man, you'll eventually end up setting up a fortune-telling stall under a bridge, and maybe he'll even make you pose for photos for twenty yuan."

Sibuxiang snorted and quietly retreated to the side.

It was fine for fellow disciples to mock each other, but the one who provided the mount couldn't speak. Both Taigong Wang and Bai Ming were extremely petty.

Offending Taigong would result in being sent on a mission of ten lives of suffering without death, but offending Bai Ming would not only lead to being beaten daily but also having your feathers plucked to weave strange things.

The two gossips of Jade Void Kunlun, the old gossiper and the little violent one, gathered in full force. Akuta Hinako felt out of place, but as a celestial being of the Feather Realm, she still greeted Taigong Wang.

Although Taigong Wang wanted to retort, he gave up considering Yu Meiren's temper. He then turned his gaze to Mordred beside him.

Mordred instinctively took a step back, while Fujimaru Ritsuka was in a state of confusion, contemplating the current situation.

"Sigh, he doesn't have half the spiritual awareness of my junior disciple."

"Hey, you guys! Look at me!"

The gaze of the Beast of 666 shifted from confusion to anger. Immediately, seven beast heads appeared and crashed down from above the Golden Theater towards the Chaldea group.

The earth trembled.

As the smoke cleared, a shield formed by magic enveloped everyone.

"My, my, despite being a fallen beast, you have a worse temper than my junior disciple~ Hey, hey, Bai Ming, how did you put up with it?"

"Exactly! Joslin has a really bad temper, yet at this moment, he's letting the other party yell at him."

Merlin and Taigong Wang each made a remark to Bai Ming, who clicked his tongue in annoyance. "Since you're a progenitor of soldiers and a court mage, you two must have a way, right?"

Taigong Wang and Merlin exchanged a glance, and then Bai Ming was launched by them.

"Junior disciple, you've been powered up, go!"

"That's right~ Joslin, good luck! Big brother Merlin will be waiting for you to beat the Beast of 666 to its knees and return in triumph~"

Mordred, standing behind the crowd, looked conflicted as she steadily walked forward with the sword in her hand. Two scoundrels bullying my dad?

Mordred knew how difficult Merlin, that old bastard, was to deal with, so she directly plunged her sword into Taigong Wang's backside.

At that moment, Taigong Wang grabbed a completely bewildered Merlin and they both shot out.

"As expected of my junior disciple's daughter, your skill in backstabbing is exactly the same. No wonder I could so easily launch my junior disciple like a human cannonball; it turns out I even calculated my own daughter into it—"

Taigong Wang, who had been squinting all along, opened his eyes at this moment and painfully pulled the blood-stained sword from his backside.

He then reluctantly headed towards the Beast of 666. Throwing Bai Ming over earlier was simply because there was no one present who could act as a general. Mordred was barely qualified, but as they say, charity begins at home. Taigong Wang knew what a protective person Bai Ming was. If he truly wronged Bai Ming, Bai Ming would file a complaint, and he, Taigong, would be severely punished.

Mordred, who had just stabbed Taigong Wang's backside, wasn't paying attention to him at all. Her gaze was fixed on Bai Ming, who was wrestling with the Beast of 666.

In the corner, Sibuxiang let out a mournful cry.

As a creature with horns itself, seeing Bai Ming, that violent brute, forcefully break off the large horn on the Beast of 666's head, it felt phantom pain. It couldn't help but think: How has the detestable Bai Ming become so much more cruel after leaving Kunlun?

The Beast of 666 roared as one of its horns was broken off by Bai Ming's brute force.

"Seven Crowns of the Beast! Invidiya, Spebia, Avartia, Ira, Glua, Acordia, Luxuria!"

Seven dragon heads roared from above the theater.

Flames brewed within the dragon heads, and the entire Golden Theater became scorching hot.

The massive flames instantly engulfed Bai Ming. Unlike the anxious Merlin, Taigong Wang appeared completely unhurried. Instead, he was forming hand seals for a Taoist spell.

"Foolish creature, daring to block my path, Draco—"

The Beast of 666 clutched the broken horn on its head, its expression incredibly arrogant. But the next moment, the expression on its face froze. A fist rapidly enlarged in its vision, and the flames were shattered by the fist.

Bai Ming broke through the flames, revealing his strong physique. Bai Ming's skin emitted a faint, lustrous white glow, and his clothes had already turned to ash in the high temperature.

A heavy force landed on the Beast of 666's face, and it was sent flying.

Just then, the Taoist spell in Taigong Wang's hand activated. Merlin felt a strong push from behind him, and then Merlin was launched towards Bai Ming.

Bai Ming directly grabbed the flying Merlin and smashed him into the Beast of 666 that had been sent flying.

The Beast of 666, which had just gotten back up, was immediately knocked down by the flying Merlin.

"Merlin Meteor Hammer!"

Taigong Wang ran over, casually threw a piece of clothing to Bai Ming, and then threw out the iron whip in his hand, which was three feet six inches and five fen long with twenty-one sections.

"Put on some clothes. I'm going first. Heishiu~ All eighty-four talismans are activated."

Merlin twisted and ran.

The giant iron whip descended from the sky.

"Sometimes I can really understand my junior disciple's actions. Fighting spells back and forth is not as satisfying as a few real blows."

"Yeah! But is that how you use the God-Slaying Whip, you bastard?"

Bai Ming said this while lifting the still-complaining Taigong Wang and smashing him into the Beast of 666, which was struggling to escape from under the God-Slaying Whip.

Taigong Wang's expression changed drastically. He immediately activated his protective golden light.

The Beast of 666 felt a sharp pain in its eyes, and then something hard hit its head.

Intense pain radiated from the other side of its head.

The two horns that stored magic were both broken off by that naked brute.

Chapter Seventy-Two: Attila Flashes By

"The scene is really chaotic— Miss Akuta Hinako, aren't you going to help?"

Fujimaru Ritsuka looked at Bai Ming, Taigong Wang, and Merlin, who were fiercely battling the Beast of Sodom. After thinking for a long time without reaching a conclusion, the red-haired girl simply looked at Akuta Hinako, who was quietly sitting and watching the show.

A large question mark appeared above Akuta Hinako's head, and she pointed to herself. "Me? Do you think I'm someone who can participate in this kind of battle?"

As soon as she spoke, the entire Golden Theater began to shake violently.

Bai Ming was sent flying by the sudden giant claws of the Beast 666. Merlin caught Bai Ming with his Flower Magic, while Taigong Wang summoned Sibuxiang and began to engage the Beast 666, relying on his speed and magic.

The Beast 666 had by this time abandoned its human form. The sea of blood began to churn, and the theater started to collapse.

Without a word, Akuta Hinako grabbed Fujimaru Ritsuka and began to retreat, contacting Chaldea. "We're just a burden if we stay here. Transfer us back immediately with a Spirit Origin transfer. Leave Bai Ming here to fight the Human Order."

"That's what you say, but it won't do for you to run away from battle, Akuta-chan?" Da Vinci's voice came through. "Isn't Knight Mordred over there? Have her help out."

"Hah—" Mordred, who was retreating with them, pulled at the corner of her mouth. "While I'd like to go, my father wouldn't allow it. My relationship with him isn't as good as it looks, but no matter what, I can't break my contract and return to the Throne of Heroes yet."

Hearing this, Akuta Hinako glanced at Mordred with disdain. If their relationship wasn't good, why would she stab Taigong Wang in the backside with a sword?

The Beast 666, with two of its horns broken, flew into the sky.

A great scarlet dragon with seven heads and ten horns appeared in the sky.

Legend has it that it is the embodiment of the devil Satan, born from the desire to devour the child of a woman clothed in the sun. It is a terrifying entity that appears during the final judgment.

In an instant, Bai Ming and the other two appeared incredibly small before this giant red dragon monster.

"Sigh—" Merlin squinted. "There's no other way, we'll just have to fight like this. This thing doesn't have anything like a head or a body, so we'll have to use something with immense power to knock it down and restrain it. Rider, do you have anything?"

"Oh my, oh my, how could I possibly have something like that?"

The two squinty-eyed individuals exchanged words, pointing at Bai Ming. Bai Ming spoke, "Are you two old beasts sure you don't have anything? If not, then prepare to die."

"I really can't with you."

Taigong Wang sighed, flicked his sleeve, and took out the Holy Sword that Mordred had previously used to stab him in the backside – the Shining King's Sword.

"That's not enough. Is there anything else?"

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