Promise Me You Won't Be a Simp, Okay?

"Sister, let me hug you for a while—"

Under the Yue Xia, she finally succumbed to her aunt's pitiful gaze and handed HOMU over to her.

Meanwhile, Aunt Flo, in a great mood, lent her beloved Judas to Yue Xia to play with, and took the opportunity to demonstrate Judas's various transformation functions.

Finally, she pulled out a pink magic wand from Judas, struck a few cool poses, and shouted, "I am Teriri, the world's number one Magical Girl from the St. Freya Academy!"

Wow, that's amazing!

I usually enjoy watching Magical Girl Yue Xia, but I was instantly stunned by Theresa's skillful poses and lines.

Mo Yi was watching from the sidelines feeling quite awkward, couldn't help but feel the urge to complain, "Headmistress, you're already so old, why are you still trying to be Magical Girl? You're clearly a magical old lady!" He told Yue Xia and Auntie to go play on the side.

As for Himeko, she was drinking alone, a smile on her face, looking at Theresa and reminiscing about the past.

"When I first joined Schicksal, I heard about Theresa's past and thought she was a very cool and reliable Valkyrie. I have always admired her."

"So I always wanted to be transferred to work under her, and after my application was approved, I became her subordinate—"

"Thinking back on that feeling of idol disillusionment now, it's really strange."

"However, I don't regret it—"

"Actually, this kind of boss is pretty good. It's very relaxing and happy to be with Theresa. I feel that in the days to come, I can continue to work hard with her. It seems that there is nothing to be afraid of anymore."

Mo Yi "..."

Himeko, please stop setting up false promises!

PS: Picking up where we left off, my friend, who had become a law-breaker, snapped his fingers and said, "This is the moment of judgment!" Everyone present was frozen in place, forced to watch him perform a series of aerial splits. Just then, my friend's homeroom teacher finally arrived. At the school gate, Old Master Qin, who was cleaning up the filth, was blocked by Principal Old Wang and the Canteen Owner Bai Jie. Old Master Qin: Sixty years have passed, and you still want to stop me? So many years have passed, has the world changed? You're wrong, Wang, wife. "We're old, there's no place for us in this ocean anymore. Why won't you let go, Grandpa Qin, and trust the young people a little? 'Those who walk different paths cannot make plans together, only a battle remains.'"

Chapter 93: Promise me you won't be a simp, okay?

The Far East Branch Schicksal is nominally just an undervalued branch within the Schicksal, which is why Lord Green Otto handed it over to Theresa to mess with.

In fact, the Far East Branch is full of big shots!

Kiana is the Second Herrscher, Mei is the Third Herrscher, Bronya is the successor to the First Herrscher (already having her driver's license revoked by Kevin traffic cop), Theresa has Stand User Judah-chan is diligently training every day, Fu Hua was once a true powerhouse, and only Himeko, an ordinary person, has managed to get among a group of overpowered characters and powerhouses.

It's only natural that she 'sacrificed' herself in Honkai Impact 3rd (falling into the Imaginary Space and waiting for Da Wei Ge's resurrection coin). After all, in a supernatural world where bloodline and cheat codes are paramount, the biggest role of a commoner character like Aunt Himeko is to have a burst of energy in the middle of the story, become the protagonist's guide, and become a figure in the flashback that encourages the protagonist to stand up again.

She's not alone; there are plenty of characters like her in other productions, such as Brand, the older brother in Akame ga Kill, and Jiraiya and Uchiha from Naruto.

If a protagonist doesn't have one or two important characters die by his side, he can't really call himself a true protagonist of a shonen manga.

As Mo Yi listened Jingjing to Himeko recount her memories with Theresa, he felt it was a real shame that she had been thrown into the Imaginary Space like the Miss Pufferfish in Honkai Impact 3rd.

Or, I could take her place and become the one who encourages Kiana to stand up in Kiana later flashbacks... cough cough, no, I should say, directly stop Lord Green Otto's evil plan, seduce Miss Pufferfish, and then so many tragedies wouldn't have happened.

At this moment, Mo Yi also remembered the real reason why Himeko always failed in blind dates. It was because Himeko, who became Valkyrie after undergoing the Valkyrie experiment, had her body severely eroded by Honkai Energy. Even if she did not die in battle, her lifespan would be much shorter than that of a normal person. Because of this, she would refuse blind dates even if the other party was interested.

Although Mo Yi didn't know how to complain, if you always think you don't want to be a burden to others, why do you go on blind dates so often?

I heard that the other party especially likes to flirt with handsome young men like Mo Yi, and then kicks others aside when the other party thinks 'Himeko is staying tonight'.

From this perspective, it seems that blind dates have become a perverse hobby for Himeko.

Thinking of this, Mo Yi remembered that he could even deal with Kiana, so Aunt Himeko should be fine. However, what to do and what reason to use was a problem.

First of all, the two weren't familiar with each other, and then he suddenly said, "Auntie, I can help you heal the Honkai energy Honkai Energy in your body." Regardless of whether the other person believed him, this abrupt enthusiasm made Mo Yi feel embarrassed. He had promised the Her Highness the Princess he wouldn't be a simp! ((Unfinished side story—Promise me you won't be a simp, okay?))

Alternatively, we could wait until the other person visits the Late Night Diner a few more times to increase familiarity, or perhaps bring up the topic of treatment after meeting in person sometime in the future.

Anyway, even a few years after the opponent met Kiana, when they fought Herrscher Kiana, they were still quite energetic and even left Miss Pufferfish completely bewildered.

Being a simp is impossible, especially in Honkai World full of malice towards men; simps will only end up dead.

The headmaster and Yue Xia were playing Magical Girl role-playing game on the side, while Himeko sat there watching the headmaster and drinking her drink. Mo Yi was lying there taking a nap, and Xiao Huo moved a small stool over and sat next to Mo Yi, Jingjing watching him.

Occasionally, a customer would come over, and after finishing their meal, they would start telling stories. Himeko wasn't bored at all. Perhaps ordinary people's stories were just about trivial matters, but the emotions revealed in their words made people want to listen.

And time just passed by Jingjing.

Soon it was past five o'clock, almost closing time.

Meanwhile, Theresa was having so much fun playing with her new sister under the Yue Xia that she forgot to drink her bitter melon juice.

You know, in the past, my aunt could drink more than ten cups of bitter melon juice in one night.

"Ding-dong, ding-dong—"

At that moment, the last guest walked in.

Mo Yi looked up and saw a woman with red hair and glasses who looked like an ordinary office worker at first glance. It wasn't until she got closer that he realized she was a young woman.

"Boss... boss—"

The young woman was clearly drunk; she sat down and said:

"Give me a pork chop rice bowl!"

"Yes, sir/madam—"

Xiao Huo quickly served the other person a bowl of pork chop rice.

"Thank you, boss. You can just call me Kobayashi."

After saying that, the other person started eating.

Then he turned into a chatterbox.

"Boss, your pork chop rice is really delicious, it's so much better than the company's meals."

As the other person spoke, Mo Yi learned that the other person's profession was a programmer.

At this moment, Mo Yi had to praise her, saying that it was really impressive for a girl to have the courage to become a programmer!

It's worth noting that a programmer's skill level is often linked to their hairline; the higher the hairline, the more skilled the programmer tends to be!

You think you can become a top programmer if you don't go bald?!

"Boss lady—"

Still drunk, Kobayashi looked at Xiao Huo Miko Outfit and said, "Are uniform services popular in roadside shops these days?"