Chapter 106
Then the more I thought about it, the more sense it made. How could a shut-in like Mo Yi resist the temptation of 2D waifus, especially one with white hair and twin tails?
Moreover, Kiana has the potential to evolve into Queen, so this is definitely a win-win situation!
Anyway, if it were Kaguya, she'd think it was a good opportunity to have sex with her!
That won't do!
If the other person has a girlfriend, where would they find the time to play games with her?
Especially for silly girls like Kiana, they look like the kind of clingy, innocent, and sweet girl.
Besides, Mo Yi is her good friend after all. How could she watch him fall into such a deep pit? You know, Honkai Impact 3rd is a yuri world. If Mo Yi really falls for Kiana, it will be difficult for him to live a good life. Either Raiden Mei will electrocute him, or the Queen will snap her fingers and kill him. Da Wei Ge has a hundred ways to kill Mo Yi.
In order to save Mo Yi's life, which was as fragile as a candle in the wind, Kaguya felt that she should step forward and save him!
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"Eternity and fleeting moment—"
Kaguya used her power to open a time barrier, took out a small notebook, and began to formulate a plan to save Mo Yi!
When her powers ended, it was only for a moment, but no one knew how long she had been inside. The only thing that could prove it was the notebook filled with writing, which had become somewhat old.
After closing the notebook, Kaguya felt something was still missing, so she picked up a pen and wrote two lines in one swift stroke on the page.
Promise me you won't be a simp, okay? —Final Plan
Over the next two days, Kaguya would often chat with Mo Yi, mainly about the plot of Honkai Impact 3rd. She would first lament the pitiful Lord Green Otto, who was so hardworking and loved Kallen so much.
What about Kallen?
For the sake of Yae Sakura, whom he had only known for a month, he abandoned his Childhood Sweetheart friend!
Is this something a human being should do?
Mo Yi: "..."
She couldn't help but think to herself: As a member of Yuri Village, is it really okay for you to whitewash Lord Green Otto like this? Is Her Highness the Princess a typical Green Otto supporter? The fault isn't mine, it's the world's?
Yes, you're right—
What could Mo Yi say when the Her Highness the Princess spoke so passionately? He could only say okay.
Even the series of tragedies that followed, which at first glance seemed to be Green Otto's fault, were actually all Kallen's fault!
It's all Kaslana's fault, because she has lilies in her blood!
Anyone who falls for the Kaslana family will definitely not have a good ending!
After Kaguya exposed a large number of Kallen and Kaslana's bloodlines, she finally revealed what she truly wanted to say.
"The Honkai World is a world that targets male characters, especially simps. They either die or become perverts!"
"As your good friend, Mo Yi, can you promise me you won't be a simp?"
"I don't want to only have a chance to think of you during the Qingming Festival."
Mo Yi: "..."
What did Your Her Highness the Princess do today? Do people from Penglai also have periods? Does that mean Your Her Highness the Princess can have babies?
Facing Houraisan Kaguya, who was looking at him with sincere eyes, Mo Yi had no choice but to nod and say, "Okay, I promise you, alright?"
"Your Her Highness the Princess, there's no need to be so agitated. After all, it's your period, so you need to take care of your mood and not overexert yourself. Oh, and remember to drink plenty of hot water!"
Houraisan Kaguya: "..."
What the hell are you talking about?!
This Princess doesn't need to drink more hot water. For this Princess, there's nothing that can't be solved by dying once.
"Cough cough—"
However, the main task today is to do some ideological work with Mo Yi; we can leave the complaints for later.
Determined to strike while the iron was hot, Houraisan Kaguya, after recounting the typical example of Lord Green Otto, began another story about a simp.
That was Matou Kariya the Moon World. In order to save the goddess's daughter who was to marry Tohsaka Tokiomi, he was willing to risk his life just to rescue her.
And then what?
Finally, watched by Matou Sakura, he fell into a sea of insects and died.
After that, the next story is "The Price of Smiles". The male protagonist, who appears in less than three episodes, becomes a man who lives forever in the female protagonist's memories in order to protect her smile.
In the grand finale, the female lead takes another Heroine to pay respects to him.
One word: Terrible!
Finally, there's the legendary anime series "ALDNOAH. ZERO," which tells the story of two male leads fighting over a Princess. They fight for two seasons and 24 episodes, and in the end, one is physically disabled and the other is mentally disabled. The Princess is very moved and ends up with a blond guy who appears for less than 3 minutes.
Mo Yi: "..."
After hearing the Her Highness the Princess's words, Mo Yi thought to himself, "Is she trying to tell me through this story that a nobody can never rise up?! How could Princess possibly marry a nobody?!"
Furthermore, Houraisan Kaguya only considers you Mo Yi, as a friend. Please don't overthink it.
But I really have no intention of trying to win you over, Your Her Highness the Princess!
After telling the story, Houraisan Kaguya continued to summarize:
"This story once again tells us that those who fawn over others will end up with nothing!"
"So, Mo Yi, please promise me again, don't be a simp, okay?"
Mo Yi: "..."
I give up, please stop hinting at it, Your Her Highness the Princess!
"I, Mo Yi, would never be a simp in my entire life!"
So Your Her Highness the Princess, you don't need to tell me such sad stories to imply that I'm just your friend. Don't overthink it. Even if you're Princess lapdog, it's just self-gratification, and in the end you'll only end up with nothing!
P. S.: An extra chapter written while I was busy cultivating immortality...
The previous chapter has been changed to a side story description.
The content of the previous chapter has been replaced with a bonus chapter.