Was It All Part of Your Plan, Kiana?!
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Episode 3: "Kiana, how do you know me? And how did you become like this?" Mei had probably guessed something by now. "Uh—" I fought to the very end with another Kiana, my consciousness was blurred, and when I came to, I was like this, and then I rushed out of Schicksal. The current Kiana is still the 13-core driven Pufferfish God Armor. "Mei, is this Mo Yi's house?" At this moment, a pink-haired girl with donkey ears, almost two meters tall, appeared next to Mei. "Tch, I didn't expect to see you guys again." Kiana Sirin also had a Herrscher Kiana (white-haired version) appear next to her. "Miss Miko Maiden, don't be in such a hurry," Mei responded to her Honkai Messenger, then looked at Herrscher Kiana some strangeness, not quite sure. Kiana, on the other hand, complained helplessly, "She is Miss Pufferfish, but I don't know why I became her, and she became my old self." At this moment, a white-haired Akame, twin-tailed loli was already waiting at the supermarket entrance, that fateful encounter.
Chapter 108: Was everything part of your plan, Kiana?!
After the four finished breakfast, they quickly arrived at the amusement park in the eastern suburbs, following the planned transportation route.
"Wow--"
After escaping from Lord Green Otto's laboratory, Yue Xia and Kallen went into hiding, rarely venturing out even after settling down.
Kallen, on the other hand, was always out on missions, gathering intelligence and observing Lord Green Otto's actions, so she naturally didn't have much time to spend with her.
For Theresa's safety, they had to ask her to stay home as much as possible and not go out, otherwise the possibility of her whereabouts being exposed would increase.
On TV, she saw amusement parks, a paradise for children, for the first time in person. The scenery was like something out of a fairy tale, with giant hot air balloons floating in the sky, amusement park decorations like fairy tale castles, and crowds of people everywhere due to the holiday atmosphere of elementary school students on vacation.
All of this excited Theresa greatly; it was even more interesting than she had imagined.
"Let's go in quickly."
"That's right, that's right—"
Kiana, whose upbringing was actually quite similar to Yue Xia's Yue Xia, reacted much the same way, nodding happily and saying, "That's right, Mo Yi and Mei, let's go in quickly."
"I want to ride the roller coaster! I heard it's the most thrilling!"
Mo Yi: "..."
Are you still a child?
Kiana, aren't you afraid of getting thrown off the roller coaster? There's no Aunt Flo here to catch you in mid-air.
Of course, if Kiana has already mastered the secret of 'Wings of Light Deployment', she won't need her short-armed auntie to save her. In the One-Punch Man movie, the man who mastered Wings of Light Deployment was indeed able to glide briefly in the air.
Kiana, who always does the aerial spin splits with her "perky boobs," should also be able to hang in the air for a short time and glide.
"I've already booked my tickets. I need to get them from the ticket machine before I can go in—"
Mo Yi was holding onto a Vampire Cat and Kiana in one hand; otherwise, the two of them would have rushed through the gate and been kicked out.
"Oh--"
Kiana puffed out her cheeks and complained:
"Then hurry up!"
Mo Yi: "..."
Let's give Kiana some face in public and not criticize her.
"Mei, you hold Theresa's hand, and I'll watch Kiana. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll lose them both."
Mo Yi thought for a moment and said to Miss Mei, "If we get lost, there are so many people here, and we might spend all our time looking for someone today."
"Um--"
Raiden Mei nodded and was about to reach out and take Yue Xia.
Kiana then jumped out and said:
"I don't need you watching over me Mo Yi— "
After saying that, he took Raiden Mei's hand, made a Ghost Face at Mo Yi, and complained, "I'm going with Mei!"
At that moment, three people on the field mentally typed '...'.
The first one is naturally Mo Yi. Kiana is a bit arrogant today. Is it because she was letting people out for a walk?
The second one is Miss Mei. How is she supposed to carry out her Date-A-Live plan today after Kiana has stuck to her?!
Kiana, don't come any closer!
Get out of my way! Theresa is your friend!
The third is Miss Pufferfish watching the live broadcast from Kiana's perspective.
"What are you doing, you idiot!"
This is clearly the best-case scenario. That woman needs to take care of Theresa, while Kiana can stick close to Mo Yi. With this situation where the dragon is practically in their face, how could you, Kiana, just give it away for nothing?!
Kiana was very confused; why was she being scolded by Miss Pufferfish again?
Kiana suspected that the other person was on their period again today, given their volatile temper.
However, the other party seems to be so irritable every day. Could she be the kind of woman Mo Yi described who has her period four weeks a month?
That must have been really tough!
"Am I not carrying out the plan, sticking to Mei and not giving them a chance to be alone?"
"Miss Pufferfish, if you don't understand, don't give orders randomly."
After Kiana finished explaining, she remembered the thoughtful words Mo Yi had occasionally said to her and added, "Miss Pufferfish, you're on your period. Remember to drink more hot water; it will make you feel better."
Miss Pufferfish: "..."
I'm devastated!
After holding Yue Xia and getting the tickets, Mo Yi led everyone into the venue.
Then, the enjoyable time of playing began.
Mo Yi and Miss Mei didn't care which rides they played, and listened to Theresa and Kiana the whole time.
The two of them occasionally disagreed, but after Mo Yi slapped the dog's head as a lesson, they decided to play rock-paper-scissors to decide which ride to go to first.
There were no dramatic or embarrassing moments of showing off or being humiliated during this time, after all, Mo Yi's friends were adorable lolis, a cool and elegant older sister, and an energetic girl, while Mo Yi was a handsome but reserved man.
According to the conventions of Certain Point World, at this point, there should be a self-proclaimed capable, rich, and handsome man, or a disciple of a master who has just descended from the mountain, or a powerful second-generation heir from a family with an ancestor who takes a fancy to Theresa, Miss Mei, or Kiana, or all of them, and then decisively go up to chat them up, followed by another wave of grand face-slapping and enmity-making.
In the end, it culminates in another 200,000-character storyline involving the annihilation of entire families.
As expected, the Certain Point World Only" can't yet extend its reach to the Far East rife with light novel protagonists who are seemingly useless but conquer powerful women and build harems with their gentle and kind nature. In such a world, if villains who readily resort to force appear, how can a protagonist with only the inherited skill of "gentleness" withstand the onslaught? It just doesn't make sense. If the female lead gets stolen away, the novel will need an age limit. (The powerful protagonists in light novels all go to other worlds; only in Certain Point World" do elite soldiers, assassins, and immortal kings remain in the mortal realm to bully children. Villains who could be killed with a single finger are given a 100,000-word plot.)