The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 129

If You Won't Comfort Me, I'll Just Go "Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!"

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"This kid, I don't recognize him at all. Could he be from another city?"

Xiao, who was almost blinded by Mo Yi's special effects, seemed unchanged, but her attention was actually focused on Mo Yi. She thought to herself, "But this guy is too flamboyant. Although I can't figure out what his specific abilities are, he doesn't hold back at all. Isn't he afraid of running into other old guys on the street and getting beaten up, then being dragged home to become their disciple, or marrying into their granddaughter's family as their son-in-law?"

To those with exceptional perception and understanding, Mo Yi's special effects were simply too dazzling, making him the Kamen Rider Emperor. His appearance alone was enough to make him Rising Star to bring glory to his ancestors.

"Soon, watch me—"

Upon hearing Mo Yi's implicit threat, Kiana, for the sake of her ice cream, ignored Bronya, picked up her plastic gun, found her rhythm, and pulled the trigger.

Then the plastic bullet accurately hit Kiana's weak spot, but the result was the same as Bronya's previous shot: the Homu doll shook a few times and then stopped moving.

As for taking advantage of the Homu doll's shaking to launch a combo, that's not very realistic, because it's an air gun, and you have to manually reload after each shot.

"It just didn't work—"

Kiana muttered to herself:

"It's alright, I've observed it clearly, and the Law of Victory have been confirmed!"

"Now comes the moment to witness a miracle!"

Then, under Bronya's emotionless gaze, Kiana had the people around her step back a bit, then she positioned the plastic gun in her hand as if she were hitting a baseball, and then fired it while pulling the trigger.

"This is the Kaslana Style Gun Fu."

Then, a plastic bullet, carrying the initial velocity of Kiana's swing combined with the initial velocity of the air gun itself, struck the Homu doll with an arc-shaped trajectory.

Mo Yi: "..."

At that moment, Mo Yi knew exactly what this thing was!

This is clearly the Gun Fu that every qualified soldier in my Shenzhou Army knows. When shooting, you flick your wrist to increase centripetal force, causing the shot to curve in the air. This principle has long been applied in other areas, such as the spin in table tennis and the curveball in soccer. (Just listen for now; in a supernatural world like Honkai World, anything is possible.)

Shenzhou soldier who cannot turn a bullet is not a good soldier.

Therefore, Gun Fu is something that our Great Celestial Empire has long since abandoned.

The Homu doll, hit by the turning bullet, swayed much more violently than before, falling into a bizarre state of "I died, I survived, I died again, I survived again" like Welt Yang.

The shop owner, who was watching the show from the sidelines, thought to himself with a smile: I didn't expect it to be Gun Fu. What a pity, that's not enough!

Then, just as he expected, the Homu doll still didn't fall down.

Kiana: "..."

I've put on a show of bravado, HOMU, you still won't fall? I think you're just trying to make things difficult for me, Jiyana!

Kiana was most afraid of the sudden silence. She just wanted to ask Mo Yi beside her, "Should I show my expression right now?"

"Uh (⊙o⊙)..."

At this moment, Miss Mei was the most considerate, taking the initiative to help Kiana out of the predicament, saying, "Everyone makes mistakes, it's okay, there's still another chance, Kiana?"

But Bronya, standing to the side, looked at Kiana, Moe Pass was trying to get away with her cuteness with an emotionless Raiden Mei, and uttered a single word: "Trash—"

Then, in a completely emotionless tone, he continued to complain:

Bronya really wanted to laugh at that moment.

"Hehe--"

PS: Chapter 11: 'Idiot, what are you saying?' Even the Herrscher Kiana Honkai Messenger 'Herrscher' inside Kiana couldn't stand it anymore and loudly complained, 'That Kiana is already at Mo Yi's house. You're still saying you're Kiana? Isn't that suspicious?' Kiana muttered aggrievedly, 'But I am Kiana!' 'No, you're now Miss Pufferfish,' Herrscher Kiana; 'I am Kiana. Log into my account, or my pet will be stolen.' After switching modes, Kiana can transform back into Herrscher Kiana. 'No—' Kiana naturally refused outright. 'You're the most useless one, a piece of trash who'd faint if Mo Yi slapped you on the head.' After dealing with Herrscher Kiana, Kiana smiled and corrected, 'My full name is Kiana Kaslana, but you can just call me Sirin.' Mo Yi: '...' Where did this abbreviation come from? Upon hearing the name, Mo Yi finally remembered the other person's identity: the legendary Miss Pufferfish. But shouldn't you be living as Kiana, who's cooking right now? Why are you so outstanding, jumping out on your own? And aren't you supposed to be the villain? Why are you being so ridiculous? You're the real Kiana!

Chapter 117: If you don't comfort her, she'll start whimpering.

The word 'hehe' was originally used to describe a smile, but now it is more often used to describe a sarcastic tone that is unclear and can only be interpreted by yourself.

Just now, Bronya's expressionless "heh" infuriated Kiana to no end.

Unfortunately, he couldn't cover up his own boasting, so he could only grit his teeth and watch Bronya sulk.

"I still have one bullet left, don't I?"

Kiana muttered resentfully.

"Okay, I've met up with a friend. Everyone, get ready to go eat. Don't keep them waiting too long—"

Seeing that Kiana was about to continue her love-hate relationship with Bronya, Mo Yi quickly stopped her. As he said, it was indeed inappropriate to keep Nishikata and Takagi waiting like this.

"Snort--"

Kiana was originally like a white cat with its fur standing on end, ready to launch an attack on Bronya. However, her owner, Mo Yi, did not help her and even scolded her. Kiana felt wronged and lost all interest in continuing to fight with Bronya.

Although she knew Mo Yi was right, and that Kiana, while unreliable, could still distinguish right from wrong, she still felt incredibly wronged and angry. She thought Mo Yi was the most annoying guy in the world, a hundred times more despicable than that Bronya next to her! (Analysis of Kiana's grievances: I've already been so embarrassed, and you not only won't help me, but you even criticized me in front of Bronya? Waaaaaah, hurry up and coax me back, or I'll never speak to you again!)

"I know."

After saying that, he turned his face away without saying anything, preparing to Gun Fu again!

I don't know what I wanted to prove, I just thought that this time I had to show Mo Yi that I could successfully perform the Gun Fu.

"Etc--"

Mo Yi could also tell that Kiana was being difficult. It was really easy to read her expression. She was often even more straightforward and honest than Yue Xia.

"What?"

Although she had just said to herself a second ago that she never wanted to talk to Mo Yi again in this lifetime, Kiana still couldn't control herself after hearing Mo Yi's voice and asked him a question in a stubborn tone.

Takagi and Nishikata, who were behind Mo Yi, could also see that Mo Yi and the white-haired girl they didn't recognize seemed to be having a disagreement because of their problem, so they could only stand Jingjing to the side and watch.

Of course, Takagi-san, with her high emotional intelligence, sees more than Nishikata.

The girl named Kiana was clearly being coquettish, just like she sometimes deliberately acted that way towards Nishikata, watching him try to appease her. Looking at Miss Mei was maintaining a kind smile beside her, she seemed to have discovered something quite extraordinary!

No wonder she can change her boyfriend Nishikata with just the long jump. She couldn't tell before, she just thought he was a chuunibyou classmate who was not good at communicating. But now she sees that he is obviously a boy with great personal charm. She doesn't know the white-haired girl, but she has met Raiden Mei a few times before. Even such a real young lady is attracted to him.

That's really surprising!

Only

At that moment, Takagi-san glanced at Nishikata-kun, smiled, and thought to herself, "I still prefer an ordinary guy like Nishikata. At least I don't have to worry about competing with other outstanding girls; I can just express my feelings to him properly." (Transforming the other person into someone I like.)

Although Kiana's tone was harsh, Mo Yi naturally understood her current state of mind. He smiled, placed his hand in Kiana's hand, and then pointed the plastic air gun at the Homu doll, saying, "You aim and then shoot."

"This won't work; the impact of the plastic bullets won't even scratch this strange rabbit."

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