The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 163

The Greatest Valkyrie of All Time

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Happy Kallen felt a sense of idol shattering and denied it:

"This is all just your speculation. You believe everything you hear, and you're always trying to create a big news story—"

Mo Yi smiled at Kallen's denial and said:

"Then let's continue watching. This dream seems to be quite long, and we should be able to see the plot I'm talking about."

All I can say is that you're too naive, Happy Kallen. Do you think the real Kallen is the flawless female knight in her ceremonial attire, Imamiya? In fact, the real Kallen should be the phantom thief who always says things like, "I'll take your heart," and other such witty Trash Talk Kallen.

"Snort--"

Kallen was panicking inside, but she maintained a cool and aloof expression and gave a cold snort.

I'm not a yuri monster!

"But--"

Mo Yi pointed at Yae Sakura, who was carrying the real Kallen away, and said:

"Aren't you surprised? It's understandable that Kallen, as Valkyrie of the Schicksal and the eldest daughter of the Kaslana family, would wear something as revolutionary as stockings. But why does even a shrine Miko like Yae Sakura, who lives in a remote village in the Far East, dress in stockings?"

Kallen: "..."

Damn it, what exactly are you focusing on?

Mo Yi: Actually, I also want to complain about why Kallen 500 years ago, could wear a high-slit nun's habit with stockings. I just didn't dare to say it in front of you.

"Abnormal--"

Mo Yi: "..."

"I'm just doing this purely as a study of social customs, how is that perverted? It's clearly you who's corrupt, judging others as corrupt!"

"And this is not without meaning. By studying the details we see now, we can determine whether this is a real memory, a memory processed by Kallen's true art, or a dream."

Kallen: "..."

Oh no, what the other person said makes a lot of sense, and I can't refute it.

But so what if I, Kallen, think you're a pervert? Pervert Loli Con!

Unable to argue with Mo Yi, Kallen's abnormal defense, Honkai Energy attacks that could kill?

Now Kallen could only show a disdainful expression, as if she didn't want to respond to Mo Yi's words.

PS: Chapter 39, Yue Xia 1.0: At this time, everyone should be asleep. After two weeks of unspoken confrontation, everyone has finally relaxed and stopped facing off until dawn every day. Plus, since I'm still a child, everyone should lower their guard against me. Yue Xia gently got out of bed, opened the window, and flew to Mo Yi's window. 'This is no problem for me—' A wisp of red mist flew to the window, and the locked window opened automatically. Yue Xia quietly flew in, and after entering the room, she used the red mist to close the window. Because all these operations were completed under the control of the red mist, there was no sound. Then, Yue Xia skillfully walked to Mo Yi's bedside. 'Sure enough, brother is already asleep. No, that's not right. I've heard from my brother that he cultivates in his dreams while he sleeps, which is why he's become so powerful.' Thinking it over, Yue Xia decided not to disturb him, allowing her husband to get a good night's rest every night—an important rule Yue Xia learned from the Bride's Cultivation Manual. So, under the Yue Xia, she quietly lay down beside Mo Yi. She murmured, "It's been so long since I felt Brother Mo Yi's warmth."

Chapter 147: The Greatest Valkyrie in History

How do we follow them?

Of course, Kallen's aloof and disdainful expression couldn't be maintained for long, because the whiny monster carrying Kallen was walking further and further away, about to disappear, while they remained in the same place.

This shouldn't have happened, since this is the other party's dream. However, Mo Yi became a variable and used the mental manipulation techniques he had learned from Kiana to invade this dream space, causing Kallen, the original owner, to no longer be able to follow the dream.

It was like it was fully automatic at first, but Mo Yi modified the program and made it semi-automatic. Jumping and accelerating all require Mo Yi to operate it.

Of course, Mo Yi couldn't tell the other party these things, after all, the people of Kaslana are all a bit temperamental and easily get angry.

Yae Sakura was nowhere to be seen after all. Kallen could only look at Mo Yi, since he had the ability to enter her mental world and naturally knew more than she, who had always been passively receiving information.

"Don't move—"

Mo Yi reached out and touched the other person's shoulder. Kallen instinctively tried to dodge, but Mo Yi stopped her.

"Now we can follow them."

After hearing Mo Yi's words, Kallen was very skeptical, but she was quickly dragged by Mo Yi to catch up with Yae Sakura. After walking a few steps, she also learned how to move around in the Dream World, provided that Mo Yi gave her a buff.

The two quickly caught up with Yae Sakura, who was carrying someone on her back. Because of the person on her back, Yae Sakura was walking rather slowly.

Mo Yi could have fast-forwarded through all this wasted time, but he didn't because he had to talk to Happy Kallen about certain things.

"What kind of person is Kallen in your heart?"

When Happy Kallen suddenly heard Mo Yi's question, she naturally knew that it was Mo Yi who asked her. After thinking for a while, she told Mo Yi about the image in her mind of the ethereal, flawless, and greatest Valkyrie in the history of Schicksal.

Mo Yi: "..."

Okay, if I didn't know, I would have thought you were talking about the Heroine in some knight-errant novel.

No need to think about it, all of this must come from the influence of Lord Green Otto. In Lord Green Otto's mind, Kallen is such a perfect being. Who can say otherwise? She is a Honkai Energy Fission Bomb.

After all, the dead are often romanticized in the memories of the living, eventually becoming symbols of all that is good, which is understandable.

In particular, Lord Green Otto's love for Kallen is truly unquestionable. In order to revive her, he has been farming for five hundred years, failing countless times, just to find a possibility for Kallen to come back to life in this Honkai world.

Unfortunately, as Lord Green Otto said, he had failed too many times, even forgetting the feeling of disappointment, simply repeating the same mistakes endlessly, all to break the inevitable fact that being bound by countless parallel worlds would lead to 'Kallen's death.' (After all, this is a script written by the Creator God Mihoyo. Unless Lord Green Otto can also jump out of the 2D like Deadpool and go to the real world to give Da Wei Ge a massive death, he can only be completely controlled by Da Wei Ge.)

"Stop, I think I know what's going on—"

Mo Yi interrupted Kallen, the Sin Hunter, from recounting her story, and instead said:

"What you said isn't necessarily wrong, but it's only one aspect of Kallen. A real person should be complex and multifaceted. Judging someone's character based on only one aspect is too incomplete."

"Since we have some free time now, let me tell you what I know about Kallen Kaslana. Maybe it will help you understand a lot of things."

Mo Yi could also see that the other party was troubled by the question of 'who am I'. This was obviously a psychological problem that the other party needed to figure out for himself to cure. So he planned to tell the other party the information he had learned from playing games, official comics and novels, hoping that the other party could understand it better.

Yes, it wasn't for her. Mo Yi was just thinking of Yue Xia. No matter what, she was Yue Xia's most important sister and only family member.

"I won't repeat Kallen's identity and the first half of her life, it's pretty much what you already know."

"To talk about the turning point in Kallen Kaslana's life, we should start with the Ming Dynasty's expeditionary war against Shenzhou— "Schicksal

Then Mo Yi recounted how Kallen participated in the Eastern Expedition but was utterly defeated by the Immortal Vermilion Bird.

"The weapon you wield exists to protect humanity. Those who haven't embraced 'protection' cannot unleash its true power. User of the 'Key,' think carefully... what is it that you truly wish to protect?"

After easily defeating Kallen, the Immortal Vermilion Bird left behind this sentence and departed without killing her.

Kallen, because of this remark, began to reflect on her behavior.

What is she fighting for? What is Valkyrie? What is Schicksal?

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