The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 192

Aunt Theresa: Drink This Bitter Melon Juice, and We'll Be Best Friends

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Sister, when did I get a sister?

In fact, Auntie was just thinking about what kind of lines she should use to start her conversation with Kiana when they first met!

In an exaggerated way, shout "Kiana!" and hug her, saying, "When you were born, you were only the size of a palm. I never imagined you'd be taller than me now. And I even named you!"

Of course, this idea was quickly dismissed by my period.

She also realized that the other party must be mistaking her for Yue Xia. After all, Yue Xia had told her that she and Kiana lived together. As for the sister the other party mentioned, she must be the resurrected Kallen Kaslana.

"Kiana, I am not the Theresa you know—"

Theresa walked slowly toward Kiana, staring at Kiana for a while, making Kiana feel uncomfortable, just like she always did when she looked at other beautiful girls.

"It's really like——"

"Your eyes look exactly like Cecilia's."

When Miss Mei saw her period, she felt something was wrong. It's impossible for someone's entire demeanor and appearance to change after just one night at home under the Yue Xia.

Therefore, he remained silent and secretly observed from the sidelines.

Kiana: "..."

Well, even if Kiana is slow on the uptake, she should have realized it by now. With the reminder from Miss Pufferfish in her mind, she knew that the person in front of her should be Theresa Apocalypse, the good friend of her mother (grandmother) Cecilia that Mo Yi had mentioned. She was one of the few good people in the Schicksal that Mo Yi had mentioned.

Kiana's initial excitement and joy suddenly turned cold. Although she had accepted the truth, she was still unhappy. If one day someone told you that you are not actually yourself, but a clone who has been living under someone else's identity for more than ten years, no one would feel good.

"I am--"

Auntie was about to introduce herself and say something when Kiana interrupted her directly with her Valkyrie Ranger voice, saying, "I'm sorry, I'm not the Kiana Kaslana you're thinking of."

Theresa: "???"

Hearing Kiana's voice like that, she knew there was definitely a story she didn't know. Of course, she also had the thought that Kiana might be reacting this way because she didn't know about her own background, or because of her tragic childhood experiences, and therefore harbored resentment towards her parents.

Auntie, unusually displaying the authority of a college dean, said:

"I think you should let me explain things before making a judgment—"

Kiana interrupted her aunt again.

"No, I already know everything, even more than you do."

Aunt: "..."

Can't you just let me finish speaking? Stop interrupting me every time! Don't I, Theresa, have any dignity?

In any other place, if Kiana were to refuse to speak to her properly, she would definitely have the Valkyrie: Judah tie Kiana up without saying a word, teach her a lesson and intimidate her before speaking to her properly.

Unfortunately, this is Little Fire's territory. No matter who it is—whether it's a dragon, a skeleton king, or an alpaca—anyone who causes trouble here and disrupts the normal operation of the Late Night Diner will suffer Little Fire's merciless beating. At best, they'll get a beating and be kicked out of the Late Night Diner; at worst, they'll be knocked unconscious, dragged into the kitchen, and never seen again. (Become new ingredients?)

"Cough cough—"

Seeing the tense atmosphere, Mo Yi broke the strange silence and said, "Xiao Huo, order food for the Dean and Miss Himeko, who are here to eat and drink for free again."

Dean: "Two cups of bitter melon juice, and a bitter melon cake for two."

Himeko: "A bottle of sake, and some barbecue, please."

Kiana, standing nearby, couldn't help but think to herself after hearing her aunt's order: This Theresa has really strange tastes!

Although the only food she couldn't stand was green peppers, she didn't particularly like bitter melon either. Just hearing the name "bitter melon juice" told her it wasn't a pleasant drink.

However, Kiana did not notice that Theresa ordered two servings.

(Yagokoro Eirin:)

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PS: Episode 65, Mei Chapter 1.10: Due to the interference of others, Miss Mei's plan undoubtedly failed. This cooking lesson battle turned into just another group activity for Mo Yi's family, no different from usual. For the next few days, the daily lessons were like this, with those nasty guys appearing at fixed times to ruin Miss Mei and Mo Yi's time together. One night a week later, Miss Mei looked at the distant moon outside the window, clenched her fist, and thought, "It seems they should relax now. My plan can begin." After finishing his daily dream learning session, Mo Yi entered a rare period of sleep, and then the scenery before him suddenly changed. "Uh (⊙o⊙)... It's like this again." Ever since he started teaching Miss Mei cooking, Mo Yi had this kind of dream every night. Of course, Mo Yi didn't connect this dream with Miss Mei. He found himself back at the entrance of that shrine. Looking up, he saw a pink-haired shrine Miko kneeling there, seemingly gazing at the blooming cherry blossoms in a daze, or perhaps waiting for him to arrive.

Chapter 175: Auntie: Drink this bitter melon juice, and we'll yell at our friends!

Soon, Xiao Huo brought out the bitter melon juice and bitter melon cake that Auntie had ordered.

During this time, the tense atmosphere between Auntie and Kiana cooled down. The two sat just one seat apart, occasionally glancing at each other before quickly looking away, like two sulking children.

Little Fire placed the items in front of Theresa and said in a flat, emotionless voice, "Auntie, here's the bitter melon juice and bitter melon cake you ordered—"

"It's not my period!"

Theresa instinctively retorted, but Little Fire completely ignored her.

Why does Xiao Huo call Theresa" Auntie"?

All of this was naturally thanks to that man, Mo Yi. Under Mo Yi's teasing and guidance, Xiao Huo automatically changed Theresa's name to 'Auntie'. As for Theresa's rebuttal, does it matter?

This was my father's instruction, and it was more like the opinion of my friend's aunt, so naturally it couldn't compare.

Faced with the stubborn Xiao Huo, Theresa's only rarely used Judah-chan was completely ineffective. She didn't recognize her Judas and it was more powerful than the kitchen knife in Little Fire's hand that flashed green and red.

Moreover, since Judah-chan is fed by Little Fire every day, it's really hard to say whose orders it listens to now.

After all, Theresa was the most disgraceful Judah Launcher in history.

It's not just Xiao Huo; other regulars at the Late Night Diner, such as a certain adorable slime and the baby dragon Kanna, now call Theresa "Auntie".

Yes, and Himeko too.

However, after she makes a joke, she is often vented on Theresa's anger, since Aunt Flo can only bully Himeko, who lives with her.

Auntie: It's all Mo Yi's fault!

Thinking of this, Auntie turned her gaze to Mo Yi Mo Yi, then stared at him with a fierce yet cute look. Mo Yi, realizing the situation, returned a Comical Smile Expression.

Mo Yi: I love seeing you so angry, but you can't do anything about it. You look so cute kicking your little legs in anger, Auntie.

Aunt: "..."

Unfortunately, she really couldn't do anything about Mo Yi. The Late Night Diner was a non-combat zone, and even Xiao Huo couldn't attack other people unless they violated the relevant rules. All of this had been explained when entering the Late Night Diner.

Headmistress: Theresa, today is not the time to argue with that bastard Mo Yi. Let's deal with Kiana first and lure her to the St. Freya Academy.

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