The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 223

I, the Pufferfish, Am About to Become the Heroine of the New World!

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To Mo Yi's utter surprise, as he prepared to open the door, a black hole appeared, and a purple-haired woman, whom Mo Yi recognized to some extent, walked in through the hole and looked at Mo Yi with a smug, cold smile.

Pufferfish, here comes Miss Pufferfish!

"Sirin, what are you doing here? Where's Kiana?"

"Wait for me—"

Mo Yi thought Kiana had been betrayed by Miss Pufferfish in a secluded place and had directly manifested as Herrscher of Reason when Kiana's voice came from the black hole.

So that's what it was.

After Miss Pufferfish went inside, Kiana was about to praise Miss Pufferfish for doing a good job when she noticed that the black opening was rapidly shrinking, so she quickly rushed inside.

Mo Yi thought Kiana had already become a Herrscher of Reason, so he unleashed his ultimate skill without warning, shouting "Give me back Kiana!" and then unleashing a "A bag of rice weighs a few floors" attack. Kiana turned into a white ball of fluff, shrunk into the hole, and bumped into the waist of the Miss Pufferfish was about to say "Guess what" in a showy way.

So Kiana and Miss Pufferfish crashed down in front of Mo Yi.

Mo Yi: "..."

Well, only Kiana, that idiot, could have this white dumpling. Mo Yi guessed that Miss Pufferfish must have used the same way she appeared when fighting against the Yue Xia.

Of course, at this moment, what's more important is that Miss Pufferfish and Kiana, who were falling towards him one after the other, were thrown at him. But this was no problem for the agile Mo Yi. He took a step forward, caught Miss Pufferfish with his right hand first, and then, with a sidestep, caught Kiana with his left hand.

Miss Pufferfish: "..."

When Mo Yi caught her in his arms, she realized that Kiana, that idiot, had knocked her over.

So this is what it feels like when the cat is in human form and being held by someone. It's not bad, quite comfortable, although it doesn't have the soft, furry feel of a cat.

But at this moment, besides the extra warmth, there was also an indescribable, wonderful feeling that she was experiencing for the first time in her life. It seemed that she felt very safe in the other person's arms and didn't have to be afraid of being hurt.

Wrong

I am Sirin, the Herrscher of the Void! How could I have such weak thoughts! (Alas, your affection level is already maxed out.)

Faced with Mo Yi's close gaze, Miss Pufferfish had no choice but to turn her face away and coldly snorted, "Hmph (.へ? 0? 7*)ノ"

"Don't think I'll thank you just because you caught me, you stinky kitty!"

Mo Yi: "..."

Upon hearing this, Mo Yi realized that his daily efforts to treat the Honkai Energy erosion within Kiana by transforming into a cat had been discovered.

After regaining his composure, Mo Yi released his arms from Miss Pufferfish and Kiana, and looked at Kiana, asking, "Kiana, what's going on?"

Did you betray me?!

However, Kiana clearly didn't understand Mo Yi's true meaning and misunderstood why she had suddenly appeared from there. So she pointed at Miss Pufferfish's face and quickly shifted the blame, saying, "It's all Miss Pufferfish's fault. I didn't even come in before I turned off my ability."

"A grown adult like him wouldn't even think about that."

Miss Pufferfish: "???"

The hole will close, which was naturally done by Miss Pufferfish. When she is playing with her pet cat, there is no need for Kiana to disturb her enjoyment.

According to her plan, Kiana should be locked outside by her. She was very angry, but she was also afraid of being discovered by Raiden Mei, so she could only stay there and angrily eavesdrop.

When she came in, she could see Mo Yi's bewildered and fearful expression. In fact, everything was going according to her script.

She spoke of the rest of the script with great pride.

That's right, you stinky cricket, do you think I, the Herrscher, am unaware of your affairs?!

I just pretended not to know, and then let out a three-part Queen laugh.

Mo Yi: What do you want to do?

What do you want? Naturally, I'm here to teach this disobedient, stinky cat in front of me a lesson for not coming to kneel and pay respects to its owner on time!

Mo Yi: Don't come any closer!

Go ahead and scream, scream your lungs out, it won't do any good! I've already sealed this room with my abilities, no one outside can hear me. The more you scream, the more excited I get, hahaha ヽ(°▽,°)? 1? 7!

Of course, if you dare to resist, your house might get ruined.

Mo Yi: Damn it (>皿<)! Don't think you can make me submit like this. Even if you pet me and make me feel really good, this cat won't make a single comfortable meow!

Then, Miss Pufferfish can catch Mo Yi, who is unwilling but has no choice but to turn back into his original form as a cat, and happily play with him.

Everything was proceeding according to plan!

But Kiana suddenly burst in and interrupted her. Kiana's attempt to shift the blame immediately angered Miss Pufferfish, who could no longer maintain her aloof Queen demeanor.

He grabbed Kiana's fingers with one hand and said:

"Are you an idiot?!"

"Damn Kiana, get out here and keep an eye on the door!"

Although Miss Pufferfish usually called her "Kiana," Kiana felt incredibly humiliated that the other woman was calling her that in front of Mo Yi, and said unhappily, "Don't call me Kiana, Miss Pufferfish!"

"Besides, isn't this your fault? I haven't even come in yet."

Mo Yi: "..."

Seeing the Kiana and pufferfish seemingly about to fight, Mo Yi didn't know what to say for a moment.

What exactly are you guys trying to do?

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P. S.: I'm thinking of writing a short story about Bronya, and then about Ji Anya or Her Highness the Princess. Who would you like to read more about?

Episode 93, Bronya Arc 1.0: ' Mo Yi, I'm going to a competition tonight. Can you come with Bronya?' After lunch, just as Mo Yi was about to go back to his room to play games, Bronya blocked Mo Yi door, looking at Mo Yi with a completely emotionless expression and making a request. 'What competition?' Although more than a month had passed, Mo Yi still felt that he and Bronya weren't very close, and she often looked at him with such emotionless eyes. Did she misunderstand and think he wanted to date Mei? And she often invited him to play games, only to defeat him. Of course, Mo Yi's record was better; Miss Pufferfish and Fu Hua were much worse, always losing to him with zero points. But now she was inviting him. Were all his previous thoughts just illusions? Bronya, holding Homu doll, said calmly, 'A racing competition.'

Chapter 204: I, the Pufferfish, am about to become the Heroine of the new world!

Watching Kiana and Miss Pufferfish wrestle so familiarly, then move the battlefield to Mo Yi's bed three seconds later, their attack postures resembled the standard fighting style of elementary school students.

From this, Mo Yi knew that the two of them had probably wrestled like this countless times, otherwise they wouldn't be so familiar with each other.

Okay, so that's how Kiana unleashes her Valkyrie Ranger power.

However, this is not the place for the two of them to fight and play around!

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