The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 259

How to Win Over the Princess and Alice

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"Of course, I also came for my dear friend Mo Yi."

"Uh (⊙o⊙)..., I see."

"Yes, I am Marisa Kirisame, an ordinary magician who lives in the Magic Forest— "

Marisa, quite naturally, addressed the Princess by her name.

"Mo Yi is inside, Kaguya, please come in first."

"Excuse me."

The Her Highness the Princess walked in with a smile and soon saw Mo Yi sitting not far away, watching her.

Mo Yi: "..."

When Marisa was talking to the Her Highness the Princess, Mo Yi recognized the Her Highness the Princess's voice. He was surprised and touched that the Her Highness the Princess, who claimed to have never left her home for hundreds of years, would come to find him in person. It seemed that she had forgiven him for standing her up before.

However, listening to the Her Highness the Princess's words and tone, I always felt something was off. It wasn't that the Her Highness the Princess's voice was unpleasant or her words were inappropriate, but there was just a sense of unease, like the comical feeling of the kid next door who skips school all day to play games at the internet cafe suddenly saying that he got into a top university.

That's not scientific at all!

In Mo Yi's mind, the Her Highness the Princess shouldn't be like this. Cough cough, of course, Mo Yi didn't know what the Her Highness the Princess should actually be like either.

Mo Yi was still a little nervous after his eyes met the Her Highness the Princess's unexpectedly.

Yeah, it's not the kind of nervousness that Marisa because of 'heart-fluttering', but rather the discomfort that comes from suddenly meeting a good friend who has always communicated through a screen in real life.

"Mo Yi, I'm so glad to finally meet you."

Before Mo Yi could speak, the Her Highness the Princess flashed a perfect smile and said, "I was so worried when you suddenly disappeared. Now I can finally relax."

Mo Yi: "..."

The Her Highness the Princess smiled beautifully, perfectly matching Mo Yi's image of Princess. However, her smile and tone... well, Mo Yi finally found the right word to describe it: it was somewhat 'deliberate,' or, to put it more simply, 'a bit fake.'

As expected, Her Highness the Princess was still angry.

Mo Yi, unsure of what to say for a moment, paused for two seconds before asking, "Your Her Highness the Princess, have you had breakfast?"

Her Highness the Princess: "..."

What the hell?! The first thing you asked me, Mo Yi, was if I'd had breakfast?!

I don't have time to eat breakfast while I'm looking for you, you bastard, so you don't get captured by Megatron and turned into a life-size doll!

The observant Her Highness the Princess could naturally tell that Mo Yi and the others had just finished breakfast, but there was nothing left. Asking her if she had eaten breakfast at this point would be like setting her up.

"Not yet, we're planning to eat it when we get back."

After a moment's thought, Her Highness the Princess chose to answer truthfully.

Hmph o(~ヘ~o#), I wonder if you Mo Yi, will feel guilty now Princess I, this Princess, didn't even have breakfast while looking for you?

Upon hearing that the Her Highness the Princess had come to find him without having eaten breakfast, Mo Yi felt guilty, just as the Her Highness the Princess had expected—his feelings earlier were indeed false; the Her Highness the Princess was his best friend no matter what.

"Your Her Highness the Princess, I have breakfast here, would you like some?"

Mo Yi took out some food he had prepared before from his inventory, and the breakfast in his hand was a hamburger made by Xiao Huo.

Hand the Her Highness the Princess a hamburger!

This flavor

The Her Highness the Princess and took the opportunity to walk to Mo Yi's side, sit down next to him, and take the hamburger from Mo Yi. Just by opening it, she knew from the aroma that it was the same hamburger that Reisen had brought back from the Late Night Diner.

One small bite, and the familiar taste...

In order to be able to eat such delicious food every day, even Houraisan Kaguya cannot lose. Mo Yi will eventually become this Princess's!

It smells so good!

Alice watched coldly the whole time, without saying a word.

Besides being that's just my nature, I also felt inexplicably annoyed and uncomfortable.

Even though she already knew that Mo Yi was going to visit his friend, she felt very uncomfortable and annoyed when she saw that Mo Yi's friend was such a beautiful young girl.

For some reason, even though no one present was saying anything, Mo Yi felt that the atmosphere was getting tense.

(The image was deleted by a censor.)

PS: Kaguya launches a fierce attack—Ora Ora Ora! Alice is forced into a defensive stance: Muda Muda Muda!

Chapter 124: Alice's Arc 1.20: 'Where am I?' Mo Yi, still dizzy, regained consciousness. As she tried to get up, she realized something was wrong. Was this her own hand? Mo Yi suddenly discovered her hand had turned to wood, and even everything in front of her seemed unfamiliar. 'No—' She had shrunk! At that moment, Mo Yi tried hard to recall what had happened before she lost consciousness. Then, a series of pink-tinged memories surfaced in Mo Yi's mind. "Darling, you're awake!" Mo Yi felt herself being lifted up. Turning around, she saw a huge, pretty face. Although the proportions were off, Mo Yi instantly recognized the person, after all, this was the culprit who had turned her into this. 'Alice, it's you—'

Chapter 237: How to Win Over the Princess and Alice

Mo Yi could roughly figure out why the atmosphere was silent.

Judging from the value of the money, it's clear that Her Highness the Princess harbors a mysterious hostility towards Alice, probably because Alice is her biggest rival in becoming the most beautiful woman in Gensokyo.

From the Her Highness the Princess's usual narcissistic remarks, Mo Yi knew that the Her Highness the Princess was very proud of her beauty. Hmm, narcissistic.

She stubbornly believes that she is the most beautiful woman in Gensokyo.

Even though she made so many horror games, she used Alice as the Heroine template, which shows that the Her Highness the Princess hidden hostility towards Alice.

Of course, it's not the kind of extreme situation where the Queen in Snow White would give Alice a poisoned apple; it's more like the kind where someone is simply annoyed with you and would casually throw a bar of soap in front of you without hesitation.

So it would be strange if Her Highness the Princess were to be so kind now that she has finally met her number one enemy, since he is the kind of person who is rather aloof and only shows enthusiasm towards her.

Hmm, Her Highness the Princess's personality is actually a bit the opposite of Alice's. She's warm on the outside but cold on the inside, and she often doesn't even glance at things that don't concern her.

The Her Highness the Princess is the kind of 'young girl' who has seen all the splendor of the world and the coldness of human relationships, and whose heart has become weary. Therefore, she is warm on the outside but cold on the inside, and only cares about her own little world. Alice, on the other hand, is a naive girl who is immersed in her own imaginary Little World. She is a dream girl who is not yet worldly and always cherishes a love and expectation for the world. Therefore, she is cold on the outside but warm on the inside.

So the question is, when faced with these two contrasting types of girls, what's the best way to win them over?

The Her Highness the Princess naturally took her to ride the carousel, while Alice showed her the wonders of the world.

Cough cough

This was merely academic talk; Mo Yi had never considered winning over Her Highness the Princess Alice. His dream was still far off, and the time for romance under the Yue Xia had not yet arrived.

As for Alice, she has a personality that is not good at socializing, and in front of outsiders, she always appears as an ice queen.

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