"Then I'll play Vayne—"
"Use your ult properly, don't steal my gold, and protect me. This Princess can carry you to glory."
"Yes, Her Highness the Princess—"
Although Kaguya played recklessly, her fundamentals and game sense were solid. With both sides working together, the chances of obtaining Zilean's Soul Stone would be much higher.
Naturally, Mo Yi would not refuse Kaguya's request.
As the saying went, if a simp licked hard enough, he would eventually have everything!
If he kept Kaguya happy, she might agree to some of his bolder requests—Lunarian magical knowledge and black technology.
After thinking about it, Mo Yi could not help letting out a "heh-heh" laugh.
"Why are you laughing so disgustingly?"
Kaguya looked at Mo Yi, who had clearly sunk into some wishful fantasy, and complained, "Play properly. Stop daydreaming. If you make this Princess happy, it's not like I can't send you a couple of my real photos to use."
Mo Yi: "..."
Mo Yi, who had been looking forward to a wonderful future, was instantly sobered up by Kaguya's bucket of cold water. Kaguya clearly seemed to have misunderstood something. Was Mo Yi the kind of man who lacked browser links?
Actually, Mo Yi really wanted to ask whether she could trade her real photos for some common Lunarian textbooks.
But revealing his true purpose so quickly might make her misunderstand him as someone who only cared about profit.
I, Mo Yi, only make friends based on fate and personality. As for whether they can carry me, it's best if they can, but it doesn't matter if they can't.
"Her Highness the Princess, can I exchange them for Alice Megatron's? If not, Kogasa Tatara's would work, or even your Reisen's."
Houraisan Kaguya: "..."
Damn it, was that even something a person would say? The people who wanted this Princess's real photos could line up from Earth to the moon!
What did that mean? Was he mocking this Princess for being inferior even to the pets she raised?!
"Get lost! No!"
"I treat you as a friend, yet you want photos of my pets!"
"Young people should play games properly instead of daydreaming!"
After that, Mo Yi discovered that Kaguya was especially short-tempered today. Vayne, who did not even have any equipment, dared to cross the minion wave to poke two enemy heroes, and she would dive towers at the slightest disagreement.
Fortunately, Mo Yi had picked Zilean, whose support abilities were powerful. He could directly put his ultimate on her and give her two lives with an instant resurrection. Otherwise, they might have suffered several consecutive losses.
After a few matches, the two entered another long matchmaking queue. It was already past one in the afternoon.
But facing Kaguya, who was still angry and could explode at any moment, Mo Yi did not really dare say, "How about we eat first, then come back and play?"
So the two used Eien-tei Online's network to play Dou Dizhu during matchmaking, passing the boring downtime.
"You think you can beat me with seventeen cards? You think you can instantly kill me? If you can use seventeen cards to instantly kill Hu Xiao Kai today, Kaguya, then I'll immediately—"
Feeling as though he was setting a flag, Mo Yi shuddered for no reason, coughed, and said, "I'll immediately close this stupid game and not play again today!"
"(ˉ▽~~) Tch~~"
The anticipation in Kaguya's eyes immediately died out. She looked at Mo Yi with utter disdain and complained, "How about eating your computer screen instead?"
"Can't eat it. My family's poor—"
Mo Yi spread his hands and said:
"The computer screen is the most valuable thing in the house."
"Don't worry—"
Kaguya smiled and said:
"I'll hack a bank later and transfer you a hundred million."
Mo Yi: "..."
"There's no internet access in prison—"
"Knock, knock—"
At that moment, someone knocked on Mo Yi's door, followed by Kiana's voice.
"Mo Yi, have you had lunch? I brought you something good!"
Before Mo Yi could react, Kiana twisted open the door and walked in carrying two lunch boxes, dressed in a food delivery uniform.
Kaguya, who had heard the voice as well, gradually lost her smile and muttered:
"A girl's voice—"
PS: Life was hard. Only through mutual promotion could one barely survive.
"Chosen One! Have you met with disaster?"
When Qi Yi woke up, he discovered that he and two 2D beautiful girls were floating in the boundless ocean. Worse still, although he had become a "Chosen One," he barely knew how to swim!
After barely surviving on a deserted island, he was rescued by a search team and returned to the warm, comfortable campus. But only afterward did he slowly realize that he and the students around him were being drawn into a massive vortex, and the shipwreck they had experienced before was merely a tiny beginning...
No One Could Escape the Law of "It Smells So Good"!
When Mo Yi heard Kiana opening the door, he felt inexplicably uneasy. When Houraisan Kaguya said, "A girl's voice," that unease instantly grew to the extreme.
"No, you heard wrong!"
"It's just a food delivery person—"
Mo Yi instantly sprang up and rushed to the half-open door, intending to shove it shut. But in Mo Yi's perception, Kiana accelerated in an instant. By the time Mo Yi closed the door, Kiana was already standing beside him.
"What are you doing? Closing the door like that could pinch someone—"
Kiana, carrying two lunch boxes, muttered unhappily:
"Good thing I'm agile. Sonic Kiana isn't just an empty title."
Mo Yi: "..."
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