The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 261

The Princess's "Epic Failure"

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Yakumo Yukari originally planned to participate in the events organized by Eientei, since this was something her old rival, Yagokoro Eirin, had been keeping an eye on. After all, Eirin had been living in seclusion for so many years, and now she suddenly appeared. No wonder Yukari Yakumo couldn't feel at ease!

Moreover, this is conducive to promoting a new way of resolving all conflicts by using a game mode like 'Spell Card Battle' where no one dies. You know, Gensokyo already has few youkai. If everyone is allowed to fight, a youkai might die every few days, which would go against Yakumo Yukari's original intention of establishing Gensokyo to preserve and continue the youkai lineage.

Now, with Mo Yi added as a variable, Yakumo Yukari has even less reason not to participate.

All destabilizing factors that threaten Gensokyo must be nipped in the bud!

To be honest, Mo Yi, who was still in the Alice's Mansion, was a little restless.

Although the Her Highness the Princess and Alice did not speak directly, their auras were constantly clashing fiercely in the air, and no matter how much Mo Yi tried to interrupt and ease the atmosphere, it was to no avail.

Fortunately, this didn't last long, only about the time Her Highness the Princess to eat a hamburger.

The three then prepared to head to Eientei.

Her Highness the Princess really wanted to complain:

"Megatron black and white rats flew over by themselves, while Mo Yi and I planned to walk back."

Unfortunately, Alice didn't say anything, but simply followed Mo Yi, clearly intending to stick with him to the end.

Your Her Highness the Princess: Annoying Megatron, you're no longer a useful tool for taking in Mo Yi for two days. Why? Because I, the Princess, have arrived!

Therefore, she glared fiercely at Alice from a blind spot where Mo Yi couldn't see her.

Faced with the Her Highness the Princess's 'Giant Serpent's Gaze' attack, Alice ignored the threat in her eyes and continued to meet the Her Highness the Princess's 'Giant Serpent's Gaze' with an emotionless gaze, meeting her gaze back without flinching.

Alice: Houraisan Kaguya, the more ferocious you are, the more determined I am to expose your true intentions! What haven't I, Alice, seen? Do you think you can scare me away with just your gaze?!

As for Marisa, after receiving a large amount of food from Mo Yi, she immediately took her leave. The atmosphere there was simply too much for even a carefree person like her to bear, so she decided to go to the Hakurei Shrine to feed her good friend Hakurei Reimu.

P. S.: The weather suddenly turned cold, and I felt really unwell. I was in a bad state and only felt better after sleeping all day. I'll see if I can manage four updates tonight. (laughs)

Chapter 126, Alice's Chapter 1.22: "Don't worry—" Hearing Mo Yi mention his original body, Alice touched her belly, smiling with maternal radiance, and said shyly, "My belly already holds the seed of your original body, so you don't need to worry about not having offspring when you're human..." Alice naturally knew that humans cared a lot about having offspring. Although Mo Yi would soon become a non-human being like her, a magician, Alice, determined to be a good wife, certainly considered this and wouldn't let Mo Yi have any regrets. Mo Yi: "..." Hearing Alice say this, pink memories flooded Mo Yi's mind again. It seemed it really wasn't a dream. So his original body was nourishment for his future child; no wonder he was so weak now. Hmm, sounds like a good deal... my foot! As for his soul, it was fixed in a doll, waiting for his mother-in-law to change his race.

Chapter 239: The Princess's 'Great Failure'

Following the usual way of traveling in Gensokyo, of course we'd just fly there.

Anyone with extraordinary power can fly in Gensokyo; this is considered a rule written into the Gensokyo Great Barrier.

"Mo Yi, let's walk back."

The Her Highness the Princess, a plan forming in her mind, suggested in a coquettish tone:

"This is your first time visiting Gensokyo. Since there's no rush, you can take a stroll and appreciate the Gensokyo customs and culture. Gensokyo is quite different from the modern world you live in."

The Her Highness the Princess's suggestion to walk back naturally had its own set of rules.

Alice Jingjing followed Mo Yi the whole time. The journey back would take longer, so the Her Highness the Princess could chat and laugh with Mo Yi all the way, making Alice feel 'isolated' and letting her understand that Megatron was no match for her and Mo Yi. There was no room for them anymore; in other words, Megatron was superfluous!

Her Highness the Princess doesn't even need to target Alice (targeting her would make her seem petty and lower her favorability in Mo Yi's eyes), she can still strike a blow against the enemy through this 'psychological warfare' approach.

Kaguya: This Princess's schemes are as vast as the sea, and my crickets Megatron. Can I possibly turn the world upside down?!

Mo Yi: "..."

Her Highness the Princess coquettishly, Mo Yi is unable to refuse, in every sense of the word.

Firstly, the other person's coquettish manner is indeed very cute, and we are not far from being under the Yue Xia.

Secondly, you absolutely cannot refuse a request made by the other party in a coquettish manner! Based on Mo Yi's experience spending time with the Her Highness the Princess these past few days, Mo Yi can easily reject suggestions made by the Her Highness the Princess in a righteous and firm manner. However, once the other party makes a request in a coquettish manner, you absolutely cannot refuse, otherwise all sorts of very unpleasant things will happen.

Her Highness the Princess is Mo Yi's most important logistics captain. If she were to resign, Mo Yi would be very troubled, as if he had lost a hand.

As Saber Alter said, so what if his left hand is useless and he can't use the Curry Stick? With Diarmuid the Brush, it's better than having only one left hand! (So Diarmuid was tricked into breaking his yellow brush. You have to understand, he's a man with 'two brushes'. Losing one brush is like losing his soul, so his defeat later on was only natural.)

However, what the Her Highness the Princess said makes a lot of sense. So many people travel to the countryside or natural scenic spots just to see the wonders of nature.

But in the end, they spent money, wasted their precious holiday, and had to squeeze with countless other people, only to find that the attractions they saw were natural sites that had been artificially maintained.

At this moment, Mo Yi could see Gensokyo, a natural landscape that had truly not been battered by the hammer of modern society.

It's like making a hundred million for nothing.

"Good--"

Unable to refuse, Mo Yi naturally agreed to the Her Highness the Princess's suggestion. However, he also thought that if they didn't fly there, it would take a long time to get to Gensokyo. Considering Alice's shyness in front of strangers, and to avoid the previous tense atmosphere, Mo Yi came up with a brilliant idea in just a few seconds!

Sightseeing and cycling go perfectly together.

So, Mo Yi used the power of the Light of the Heart to create a three-person bicycle, which would satisfy the Her Highness the Princess's request without making Alice too bored.

How can you help two strangers get to know each other quickly?

A good approach is to have the two of them work together on something, such as playing a game!

This is what's known as the 'suspension bridge effect'! (Seriously nonsense.)

Mo Yi: My wisdom Mo Yi so great that even I am afraid of it!

Her Highness the Princess: "..."

Her Highness the Princess can say about Mo Yi's actions is— Mo Yi, you're so damn awesome!

Although she couldn't understand why Mo Yi's thought process was so peculiar, Kaguya thought that she had never ridden a bicycle before, and usually only saw it in games or anime. After all, bicycles are one of the classic props in love stories.

Normally, it can be used for riding, or for the male protagonist to carry the Heroine on a spontaneous runaway trip.

In some erotic film sets, it can also be used as a prop to add fun.

Cough cough

In short, Her Highness the Princess was very interested in Mo Yi's suggestion.

Mo Yi's little idea naturally did not escape the notice of the clever Her Highness the Princess Tamamo. He just wanted Alice to participate in the interaction between the two of them so that she wouldn't feel so awkward.

But

Mo Yi, you're still too naive!

The Her Highness the Princess unceremoniously sat in the middle seat, leaving Mo Yi to sit in front, while Alice, who couldn't ride a bicycle, sat behind him.

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