The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 267

The Somewhat Anxious Yakumo Reimu

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Yagokoro Eirin is alright, she's an old rival, and everyone knows her very well, but this is Yakumo Yukari's territory, so she's not afraid of a fight.

Cute Alice's mother, the Demon God of the Underworld Shenqi, is really difficult to deal with, or rather, she is simply no match for her.

You should know that when Alice moved to Gensokyo, Yakumo Yukari received a favor from Shinki and promised to take good care of her daughter.

Don't doubt that Shinki might come and beat up Yakumo Yukari just because of her daughter's opinion. Shinki is a well-known doting father, and such a person is completely unreasonable.

Yakumo Yukari: "Damn it (>皿<)!"

Was all of this part of your plan, human being?

By conquering them, you can gain the strength to challenge my status as a sage!

At this moment, Yukari Yakumo couldn't help but think of Yuuka Kazami. She had only guessed with a wicked sense of humor that the other party had fallen for 'Mo Yi'. Now that she thought about it, who knows if it was really true!

If even Yuuka Kazami is won over by this human, then the power he possesses is enough to overthrow her reign of Yakumo Yukari.

Thinking of this, Yukari Yakumo couldn't help but gasp!

P. S.: While fixing my computer, I found a lot of old drafts. I remember writing my first novel back in 2012, a Naruto fanfic on Feilu. Looking back now, it has tens of millions of views! But sadly, I, the author, haven't received a single penny. If it really had that many views, why didn't I get paid back then? I don't understand their calculation method. But my writing style back then was really artsy. That era was the age of "little novels" (a term used to describe fanfiction featuring young, idealized characters). I remember the most clicked books were things like "Evil Sasuke," lol. Anyone else from that era?

Chapter 132, Alice's Story: Actually, Mo Yi already knew what Alice was talking about. There were still some things Alice hadn't made clear. It wasn't just about bringing a male friend back to her hometown for fun; it was about bringing her boyfriend home to meet her parents. She even told her daughter to let go of her mother's control and stop sneaking around spying on her from outside her door or window all the time. She was supposed to be a Creator God, yet she couldn't even spy properly, making her, her daughter, feel ashamed. "It's okay—" Mo Yi noticed Alice's shifty gaze and smiled, "I took the day off to come see you, Alice. We can go anywhere, as long as you're happy." Alice blushed and nodded. Why did Mo Yi seem a little different today?

Chapter 245: Yakumo Reimu, somewhat anxious

It's so good, it's really too good to be true!

This child is terrifying beyond measure; if he is not eliminated now, he will surely become a great threat in the future.

Yakumo Yukari thought she had seen through Mo Yi's scheme, and in surprise and fear, she couldn't help but gasp wildly.

However, due to the presence of Houraisan Kaguya and Alice Megatron, Yukari Yakumo couldn't forcefully intervene. To kill an opponent of Yuuka Kazami's caliber in one strike, if Mo Yi were the type with high attack but low defense and low health, he might be able to one-shot her with his full power. Of course, this full power refers to the state of not charging up and using an ultimate move, otherwise Mo Yi would discover it. But even so, if she went all out, her abilities would inevitably be revealed to Houraisan Kaguya and Alice Megatron, which didn't seem worthwhile no matter how you looked at it.

If the opponent is a high-defense, high-HP type like Yuuka Kazami, then it goes without saying that it's impossible to kill them with a normal attack without charging up. It would be good if you could deal '-1' of armor penetration damage.

After some calculation, Yakumo Yukari's rationality told her that betraying the other party at this time would definitely not be a worthwhile choice. The best option now would be to lie low, observe the other party's personality traits, and understand their abilities and weaknesses.

However, her whole body was shaking, and she was almost slumped in the vegetable basket from the bicycle. Her whole body was numb and sore, but she was very irritable. She wished she could immediately transform into the Great Demon King Yakumo and let Mo Yi know how terrible it was to anger an old woman!

Sitting in front of her, Mo Yi, who had been keeping an eye on the situation behind her, naturally noticed the panting (gasping) coming from behind. He couldn't help but wonder, was it really necessary to react so strongly to just a slight jolt from the bicycle?

Could the other person be a sensitive older woman?!

Based on most official settings and fan works, Yakumo Yukari is either single or a lesbian. Considering she's been single for so many years, she can even see a panda as handsome. It's hard to understand how the protagonists in those fan works can resist Yakumo Yukari's 'enthusiasm', especially considering the vast difference in physical constitution between humans and youkai.

Therefore, Mo Yi felt the same way as Yakumo Yukari.

It's so good, it's really too good to be true!

Unable to contain his curiosity, Mo Yi turned around to see what Xiao Hong, whom he had picked up, was doing and why she was panting so much!

Meanwhile, Yakumo Yukari kept staring at Mo Yi, cursing him viciously in her mind, trying to alleviate her physical 'pain' in this way. Mo Yi's sudden turn of his head caused the two of them to meet eyes.

A knowing look in someone's eyes means you've met the right person!

Yakumo Yukari quickly lowered her head, transforming into the role of Yakumo Reimu that she needed to play, adopting a pitiful and melancholic appearance.

Mo Yi: "..."

Stop pretending. Although I'm not sure if you're actually Yakumo Yukari, there's no doubt that you're an imposter.

Watching others act under her nose, believing she could deceive everyone, unaware that everyone except herself actually knew she was putting on an act, must have been quite pleasurable. No wonder Golden Pikapika loved tax evasion so much.

"Brother Yasuo, is there something you need?"

Mo Yi smiled, adopting the expression of a caring older brother, and said:

"I heard you breathing heavily behind me, and I wondered if you were feeling unwell—"

"Hmm, your face is so red, are you going to the bathroom?"

"Don't be shy, Brother Yasuo will understand. How about we stop here and take care of some personal matters by the roadside? It's the wilderness here, so there aren't many formalities."

Yakumo Yukari: "..."

I need to use the restroom, you idiot!

However, after Mo Yi said that, Yakumo Yukari really felt a little anxious!

Using her ability, Yakumo Yukari completely transformed her state and structure into that of a human. At this moment, she was no different from an ordinary human. After being shaken by Mo Yi's "vegetable basket meal" for a while, she really had a bit of a need to urinate.

"Well... thank you."

In the end Yakumo Reimu succumbed to the 'honesty' of her body.

Yakumo Yukari: "..."

I didn't give in; it's just that normal humans should act this way—it's a necessary sacrifice to confuse the other party!

"That--"

Then Yukari Yakumo discovered another problem. At this point, she was stuffed inside the vegetable basket, and if she wanted to get out by herself, there was nowhere to exert any force unless she used her hidden abilities. Otherwise, she simply couldn't get out.

"Brother Yasuo, can you help me... pull me out?"

Mo Yi: "..."

"No problem--"

I, Mo Yi, am no devil, so of course I would grant such a small request. So I reached out and pulled the other person out of the vegetable basket, like pulling out a radish.

"Then I'll go—"

With her face completely red, Yakumo Yukari had never felt so ashamed. Fortunately, she was now the weak, helpless, and pitiful 'Xiao Hong', not the fearsome Youkai Sage Yakumo Yukari from Gensokyo.

Yakumo Yukari: That's right, I am 'Xiao Hong' now, and only Xiao Hong. The other party is being deceived and manipulated by my impeccable acting skills. There is no need to be ashamed, I should be happy!

Watching Xiao Hong take Xiao Hong, quick steps toward the nearby bushes, Mo Yi loudly warned, "Xiao Hong, don't go too far, be careful of monsters!"

Yakumo Yukari: "..."

What the hell is this monster?!

I'm the biggest youkai in Gensokyo!

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