The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 271

Eirin Yagokoro's Love Potion

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Most importantly, because of the battle with Reimu Hakurei beforehand, she probably already holds a grudge against me. If I were to run into her now, given her belligerent nature, she might just start beating me up, and then what would become of the original plan!

Mo Yi's initial effortless way was to win by cooking, a method that didn't require combat, and the Little World Game didn't require Mo Yi to defeat his opponent in battle.

"Um--"

Indeed, Her Highness the Princess is my most reliable friend.

Mo Yi said he would say a few words to Alice first, and then leave.

Her Highness the Princess: "..."

What are you saying?!

You've only known each other for two or three days, so just leave. She's not your family member, so why should you explain things to her?

Of course, Kaguya could only curse in her heart. After letting out a cold snort, she waited for Mo Yi to finish quickly so she could go to her room and see some nice things.

"Alice— "

Mo Yi pulled Alice aside and whispered his instructions:

"Her Highness the Princess and I have some business to attend to, so we'll be leaving for a while."

"Keep an eye on Xiao Hong. Be careful of her. Try not to be alone with her. Spend time with your friends."

"Don't let her current appearance fool you—"

Yakumo Yukari, who has transformed into a human, is a youkai and doesn't understand the inconveniences of being human (humans have to use the restroom). After drinking Mo Yi's water and bananas, she encounters a constantly shaking vegetable basket set meal, and naturally, her fate is not good.

During the journey, she got out of the car and had diarrhea five times. Now she is in a state of near collapse, both physically and mentally.

Unless she uses her powers to transform into a demon, she can't cause any trouble right now, as she's so weak that her legs are shaking even when she's standing.

At this moment, Yakumo Yukari was also caught in a dilemma: should she continue to persevere, enduring the soreness all over her body, the burning pain in a certain place, and even the crazy cramps in her stomach, or should she find an angle where no one would notice and transform back into a youkai to treat her physical discomfort?

Yakumo Yukari: But, I'm so unwilling! I've suffered so much to finally infiltrate the other party's side and come to Eientei, only to give up after succeeding. Was all the suffering I endured before all for nothing?

As a seasoned schemer who has lived for many years, Yakumo Yukari naturally understands what 'sunk costs' and 'trade-offs' mean, but she just can't stand it!

Even now, she doesn't know whether her miserable situation is due to Mo Yi being a clueless straight man who doesn't consider girls' feelings and causing a moment of carelessness, or whether he deliberately teased her.

In theory, it's impossible for the other party to discover her true identity.

Could it be that the other person is just a man with such a twisted sense of humor?!

I, Yakumo Yukari, have Gensokyo for so many years, how can I possibly be defeated here? If people find out, how can I ever face anyone again?

Yakumo Yukari, who was enduring pain that no ordinary person could bear, watched from afar as Mo Yi whispered to Alice. However, she was wary of his strength and dared not use her abilities to investigate. All she could rely on was her wisdom and observation skills accumulated over the years.

Seeing that Xiao Hong still maintained her perfect disguise despite being teased like this, Mo Yi would definitely think he was a devil if he wasn't sure that she was a monster in disguise, for teasing a poor, weak and helpless girl like this.

Even knowing that the other party is a monster, just this patience alone makes the other party seem terrifying!

"She is very likely Yakumo Yukari— "

Mo Yi continued whispering to Alice:

"The only person I can trust right now is you, Alice."

Alice: "ヽ(? 1? 9? 6? 6? 1? 9)? 1? 6(? 1? 9? 6? 6? 1? 9)? 1? 7"

Alice was initially quite upset and annoyed because Mo Yi was leaving with Kaguya, and even considered finding an excuse to follow them. But after hearing Mo Yi say, "The only person I can trust right now is Alice," only that one sentence echoed in her mind!

Alice: So it turns out I'm the person Mo Yi trusts the most. Then I must work hard and complete the task Mo Yi gave me!

Alice, filled with nothing but fighting spirit and gratitude, nodded and said, "Don't worry, leave it to me—"

"Even if it costs me my life, I will keep an eye on her!"

Mo Yi: "..."

Seeing Alice suddenly burst into flames, Mo Yi didn't know how to comment. Did she really have to risk her life like that?

PS: Chapter 136, Alice's Arc 1.32: After that night, their relationship naturally progressed rapidly. Mo Yi knew that Alice's true purpose was to take him back to meet his Mother Goddess Qi. However, after finally surviving the crisis of the Witch's Night, Mo Yi couldn't help but think of another problem: Shen Qi's character was that of Shirou God and a doting father. Would she turn evil upon seeing him, her suddenly appearing son-in-law? Like mother, like daughter Alice's dark personality couldn't have come from anyone else but Shen Qi. But he had already promised Alice, and there was no going back, unless he turned into a doll. Mo Yi was quite troubled, but thankfully, his troubles didn't last long. At noon, the messenger from the Demon Realm, Shen Qi's personal maid Yumeko, arrived at the Alice's Mansion. After giving Mo Yi a strange look for a while, she said nothing and began talking directly to Alice, making Mo Yi seem completely invisible.

Chapter 249: Yagokoro Eirin's Love Elixir

Eientei

Yagokoro Eirin, the true person in charge of Eientei, was still in the laboratory at this time, preparing the drug that Kaguya had recently sent someone to request.

Thinking of Yakumo Yukari, who was being tormented by that man in Kaguya's description, Yagokoro Eirin felt wonderful.

Yakumo Yukari is known as the Youkai Sage, while Yagokoro Eirin is the Moon Sage. Furthermore, Yagokoro Eirin once left behind a 'secret plan' which led to the failure of the first Moon War initiated by Yakumo Yukari. The two harbored great hatred for each other, even though they had no real conflicts or fights.

Yakumo Yukari also knew that Yagokoro Eirin was living in seclusion in the Forest of Magic, and could only keep a watchful eye on her. This was precisely because she was wary of Yagokoro Eirin.

Just thinking about the miserable state of 'Xiao Hong' mentioned by the Princess made Yagokoro Eirin feel a surge of pleasure. As for the 'medicine that can make Yakumo Yukari reveal her true form' that the Princess requested, Yagokoro Eirin would definitely be more than happy to do so.

Not only that, she could also add some strange medicinal effects to it, such as helping the other person treat abdominal pain.

Of course, all of Yagokoro Eirin's medicines have side effects.

The scene will definitely be spectacular. Yakumo Yukari, who thinks she can manipulate everyone else, is being tricked without even realizing it. I really want to see the other person's expression when they discover the truth. What a ridiculous look she will make.

"Ha ha--"

Hearing Reisen Yagokoro Eirin's hearty laughter, Reisen shivered. As an immortal being, Yagokoro Eirin was extremely cold-hearted. She would only show such strong emotional fluctuations when it came to something she cared about, such as a Princess's obsession with online romance or when she developed a new drug.

But every time this happens, Reisen suffers!

For example, because the Princess was addicted to games, Yagokoro Eirin used her as the clinical trial subject for her research on electroshock therapy. Who knows why she, as Moon Rabbit, was able to obtain a high level of lightning resistance in the end.

As for her daily drug testing duties, there's no need to go into details; she was simply Eientei's designated test subject.

According to her master, Yagokoro Eirin, this was all part of her test and training of Reisen. After so many years of accumulation, Reisen can now ignore all poisons and potions, except for the kind of drug that Yagokoro Eirin creates, which involves the rules.

Reisen: "..."

Reisen didn't want this ability at all. What use would it be to a nobody like her, except for testing medicine?!

Why would those big shots need to drug her? Wouldn't it be better to just punch this whiny bunny to the ground?

Oh no! Master's smile has brought Reisen to her doom.

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