Take This, Theresa! This Is an Emerald Splash Twenty Meters in Diameter! (cont.)
Auntie without Judas is nothing more than an older loli with superhuman strength. As for the forced control effect of the opponent's Homu Flying Kick, it was naturally ignored by Mo Yi, a man who had long since transcended low-level interests. I, the Bicycle Warrior, want to prove that malicious cuteness is no longer in line with the current version!
"What?!"
So, even after Mo Yi blocked her flying kick with his right hand, Theresa still couldn't react.
The script shouldn't be like this!
Her own Homu Flying Kick had an impact force of one ton. Even though she had already learned from Kallen's painful experience that Mo Yi's defense was amazing, she shouldn't have been caught so easily.
"With such a weak attack, are you here to act cute?"
Ever since the game at the Late Night Diner ended, Mo Yi had always felt that something was wrong with his life, as if something was missing. Until now, he finally realized that his life was incomplete without eating, sleeping, beating up Derishya, and having his period to tease him.
It turns out, Aunt Mo Yi, you are my daily source of joy!
Mo Yi grabbed the academy head's foot with one hand and gave it a quick shake. The academy head's knight kick stance, which he was still able to maintain, was immediately weakened, and he was then hung upside down by Mo Yi.
Prepare for this, Dean! A 20-meter radius emerald water splash!
"I won't put you down until you start crying—"
Having said that, it started spinning and shaking the rat around as if it were a not-so-bright bamboo rat suffering from heatstroke.
By the time Theresa realized what was happening, Mo Yi had already picked her up and was spinning her around happily. With her eyes covered by her skirt, she could only kick her short legs wildly like a bamboo rat that had been caught.
If it were anyone else, they might have been kicked away by her monstrous strength, but Mo Yi felt nothing as she kicked wildly. Of course, Mo Yi didn't activate the Skarner's counter-damage skill, otherwise Theresa would have already been crying.
Mo Yi's harsh words were merely meant to scare the arrogant academy headmaster, to make him understand whose territory this was and not to bark and howl indiscriminately. After circling around a few more times, Mo Yi planned to put him down, since it would be contrary to Mo Yi's Mo Yi glorious and positive image if others who heard the noise came over and saw him teasing the academy headmaster.
"Let me go, you pervert!"
With her eyes covered by her skirt and her body swaying upside down, Theresa felt a long-lost sense of pitifulness, weakness, and helplessness. She struggled wildly and shouted, "Put me down if you dare! Once I get back Judas, I'll show you how terrifying S-rank Valkyrie is!"
Mo Yi: "..."
Am I stupid?
Now that we've got you under our control, we can do whatever we want with you. Why would we let you go, give you divine gear, and fight you again?
I'm sorry, but I'm a master devoid of emotion. I command you with Command Spell: Headmaster, unleash your Noble Phantasm— Heavenly Fire!
No matter how arrogant Aunt Flo was, under Mo Yi's Ruthless Iron Hand, she couldn't even utter a bluffing sound in the end. In the end, she could only whimper and make a sound of wanting to cry but holding it back.
Hearing approaching footsteps, Mo Yi quickly turned the auntie upside down and placed her head on the other person's head before she could react, pretending to be trying to cheer her up.
The first person to arrive was naturally the most Happy Kallen.
"Let go of the other Theresa!"
Seeing Mo Yi's helpless expression as he comforted Theresa, the Sin Hunter felt a strange sense of satisfaction.
Hmph, I never thought that Mo Yi, the world's number one Loli Con, would also have a loli he couldn't appease.
"It's all over now, I've chased the rat away."
From the moment she went blind to the moment she regained her sight, the headmaster's mind seemed to be in a state of being turned upside down. The only thing she remembered was to bite her lower lip tightly to keep herself from crying, otherwise Mo Yi would definitely be even more smug.
Mo Yi patted the head of the academy dean while comforting him:
"Don't be afraid—"
Aunt: "..."
What the hell is this?!
Well, I've finally let it go, and the outcome is good.
After all that fuss, Mo Yi finally sat in the center of his living room dining table, enjoying Mei's breakfast.
Of course, the atmosphere was a little subtle.
Kiana looked completely drained, like a useless cat, lying on the table, slurping noodles in a prone position.
Aside from that, the biggest difference is naturally the addition of two uninvited guests: a Happy Kallen and a disgraceful headmaster.
After taking a few bites of noodles, Mo Yi couldn't help but exclaim in praise:
"I still prefer the breakfasts you make, Mei."
"I haven't eaten for days, and I feel weak all over."
Miss Mei: ヾ(? 7? 2°? 6? 3°? 7? 2)? 1? 7? 1? 8
Oh no, I really want to laugh out loud and express my joy. My hard work has finally been recognized and I'm so excited. It's like a good student who loves learning, resists the temptations of classmates, doesn't go out to play, stays in the classroom after school to study hard, and finally gets to the top of the class in the final exam. The joy of receiving the exam paper on stage, though brief, is the result of countless hours and efforts.
Miss Mei: Mei, you have to hold back. Don't show any smugness. Be elegant, don't be vulgar!
So Miss Mei smiled shyly and gently, and said, "I'm glad you like it, Mo Yi— "
"What do you want to eat today? I'll make some of your favorite dishes to celebrate your return from your trip."
Miss Mei thought to herself: Now is the time to press my advantage, make the most of my strengths, and continue to win over Mo Yi's stomach.
"Uh (⊙o⊙)..."
When Mei mentioned it, Mo Yi really couldn't think of anything he particularly wanted to eat. He glanced at Kiana and Yue Xia, who seemed a bit listless, and said, "Anything is fine, just make a lot. The people at home eat a lot."
"Yes, if we have them, we can buy some pufferfish."
Kiana and Yue Xia perked up immediately upon hearing this, because they hadn't eaten pufferfish in a long time since Miss Mei took over the kitchen at Mo Yi's house. This was probably because Mei didn't know how to prepare it, and Mo Yi always had to do it himself.
Under Mei's kind smile, Kiana could only reluctantly give up her habit of buying pufferfish to eat whenever she was happy or sad.
Kiana happily raised her hands and said:
"I want to eat ten!"
Seeing Yue Xia also raised her hand and spoke up:
"I want ten too!" Seeing Kiana and Yue Xia perk up, Mo Yi felt much more at ease. It was really strange to see these two complicated and happy people looking so dejected.
Miss Mei: "..."
Miss Mei was initially happy and full of energy, but after hearing about pufferfish, she was completely distraught because it was a dish she couldn't cook!
One person might be able to manage to do one by following the tutorial, or perhaps ten by one?