The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 342

Auntie: How Can It Count as Scrounging When It's About the Headmistress? (Continued)

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The most tragic one was Murata Himeko. As Theresa's most loyal subordinate, she never received a salary from Theresa and lived entirely off the salary from the Schicksal Headquarters.

Theresa's trip was a last-minute decision, and the money she brought (Aunt Himeko's salary for the past two months) was her last personal allowance. After that, unless she took the initiative to contact Himeko, whom she had forced to stay and take over her work, she would really have no money left.

Theresa could imagine the scene if she contacted Himeko and asked her to send money; Himeko would turn into a menopausal Auntie, frantically roaring and demanding to know where her previous travel expenses had gone.

Snort!

Himeko is short-sighted. Luckily, her academy head is a kind boss. If it were anyone else, and a subordinate dared to question their superior like that, believe me, they would just say, "Subordinates shouldn't talk back to their superiors," and then have their year-end bonus deducted!

Therefore, Auntie, who was being stared at by Mo Yi with 'King's Disdain', felt very guilty and muttered in a low voice, "How can the headmaster's matter be called not having money to pay rent? I just forgot to bring money. Do you think I, the headmaster of the St. Freya Academy, would owe you rent?"

"This is utterly absurd—"

Having said that, Theresa turned her face away, snorted, indicating that she disdained to speak with someone like Mo Yi who judged others by their own petty standards. (Actually, she was just too guilty to speak further.)

Mo Yi: "..."

This isn't just a doubt; it's solid evidence!

Mo Yi: I still have Honkai Impact 3rd on my phone! You're just a heartless capitalist who likes to withhold wages! Not to mention, the way you look right now, you're so guilty, like you're in your room with a mysterious website open, studying, and your mother suddenly enters the room to see if you're studying properly and finds you there—that kind of embarrassing and ridiculous sight.

"Mo Yi, don't make things difficult for Aunt Flo—"

Kiana, fearing that the other person who paid rent to her would be kicked out, quickly spoke up, "When I brought back Auntie yesterday after delivering takeout, she hadn't eaten all day, so she probably really didn't bring any money."

Aunt: "..."

Although it was true, and she knew that Kiana was actually defending her, Auntie just wanted to kick Kiana away and stop her from saying anything more.

Yeah, after all, Aunt Flo also has her pride, you know. If her embarrassing past is exposed in front of everyone, especially Mo Yi, how can she ever hold her head up as an adult again?!

Mo Yi: "..."

Auntie, you've really messed up. You're such a disgraceful dean.

You may feel sorry for the other person, but you still have to bully them in the same way you would bully your period.

"In other words, you don't have money to pay rent and want to freeload?"

Mo Yi looked at Auntie with disdain and complained:

"I, Mo Yi, despise freeloaders the most in my life. I never expected that the dignified headmaster of the St. Freya Academy would be such a vulgar person!"

Aunt: "..."

I got it for free through my own abilities, so why are you looking down on me Mo Yi?

Of course, Theresa only dared to mutter these words to herself. In reality, she could only continue to turn her face away, maintaining a disdainful attitude towards Mo Yi, in order to preserve her last shred of self-respect.

"Forget it, I Mo Yi, am no devil—"

Seeing that he had bullied the arrogant white-haired loli to the point of tears, Mo Yi noticed that although Theresa maintained a 'proud and disdainful' expression, Mo Yi could see that her eyes seemed to be sparkling in the sunlight.

"We'll owe you the rent for now—"

"However, I need to write an IOU first. I really don't trust your character, Dean."

Upon hearing this, Auntie breathed a sigh of relief and almost immediately raised her hands in celebration, having successfully Moe Pass once again.

Aunt Flo: Hmph o(~ヘ~o#)! Foolish Mo Yi, you think you can get back the debts I, Theresa, owe you? You're dreaming!

"Just write it, what's the big deal!"

Auntie turned to look at Mo Yi, preparing to write down an IOU she hadn't intended to honor.

"No!"

At this point, Happy Kallen could no longer hold back and jumped up, loudly objecting.

Mo Yi: "???"

I'm collecting rent, what business is it of yours Sin Hunter? Besides, Aunt Flo isn't Yue Xia. Although they're both Theresa, they're completely different in essence. One is an older loli, the other is a young loli; one is maliciously silly and cute, the other is genuinely adorable.

Feeling everyone's gaze upon her, Kallen coughed lightly, snapping out of her earlier subconscious opposition to the marriage.

Kallen's reaction naturally had its own reasons (delusions)!

In her eyes, Mo Yi was a perverted Loli Con with a twisted sense of humor, and the other Theresa was clearly also within his hunting range.

Upon hearing that Mo Yi had made her aunt write an IOU, Happy Kallen's mind immediately conjured up all sorts of dramatic scenarios. For example, Mo Yi would use the fact that her aunt owed her money to threaten her into doing all sorts of things, starting with things that were easy to accept, then gradually escalating the situation until, in the end, the aunt would be completely trapped in Mo Yi's clutches! (A wise janitor doing a split in mid-air)

As a righteous Theresa fan, Kallen naturally couldn't stand idly by and let Mo Yi succeed!

Just thinking about that scene and situation made Kallen's heart ache. She couldn't bear to watch Mo Yi, who was still somewhat salvageable, fall into such a depravity.

That's why she subconsciously opposed the marriage.

"Cough cough—"

Looking at her pitiful, weak, and helpless aunt, Happy Kallen declared righteously, "I'll pay your rent—"

"No matter what, we have an inseparable relationship."

That's absolutely true. Happy Kallen is the second consciousness born inside Kallen's body, while Aunt Flo is Kallen's clone. Their relationship is practically no different from that of twin sisters.

"Waaah—"

It turns out there are still such good people in this world. No wonder they are my original self, full of a sense of justice just like me, unlike Mo Yi, who is a petty person who fusses over such a small thing.

Once she found her organization, Auntie immediately revived arrogantly, looking at Mo Yi with disdain—yes, the kind of look that seemed to regard him as some kind of non-combustible garbage.

"You stingy person—"

Mo Yi: "..."

How dare the headmaster of the academy look at me with such arrogance? Believe me or not, I won't rent it to you, and I'll make you get out of this King of Heroes's territory!

Faced with Theresa's provocation, Mo Yi smiled kindly and beckoned to his aunt to come over.

Why are you laughing so disgustingly?

Upon seeing Mo Yi's smile, Auntie immediately cowered, probably still traumatized by the time Mo Yi had spun her around so happily. She hid behind Happy Kallen and said defiantly, "Just say what you want to say?"

Mo Yi smiled kindly:

"It's nothing, I just wanted to give you a buff—"

"Come here, it's very comfortable."

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