The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 346

The Birth of Kiana "Pippi" Kaslana

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Mo Yi: "..."

Ji Anya, if you keep mocking me like this, you'll really get your period and cry!

Kiana without using the Miss Pufferfish's power would really be no match for Theresa, an old slacker, in a regular training match.

Mo Yi thought for a moment, found a reference point, and said:

"It should be about the same as S-rank Cultivator from the Cultivator Association."

Kiana: "..."

Okay, that's a very vivid and concrete description. Kiana finally understood.

Seeing her aunt clenching her little fists so tightly, Kiana finally recalled the fear of being dominated by a giant axe under the Yue Xia.

No matter how confident Kiana was, she didn't believe she could fight an S-level Cultivator one-on-one.

"Give me ten years to develop, and I'll beat you senseless, not just during your period, but even under the Yue Xia." Kiana's confidence is typical of energetic young people; they don't see themselves as inferior to others, only lacking the time and opportunity to accumulate experience.

Of course, Kiana wasn't overthinking it. In the original storyline, just a few months after the main story began, she gained the power of the Miss Pufferfish and became the Valkyrie Ranger. She was indeed no less powerful than Theresa, only the price was a bit higher.

At this time, Kiana can also use the power of the Herrscher with the help of the Miss Pufferfish to enter a mode similar to the Valkyrie Ranger Changkong Ranger. However, due to her own control and combat experience, she cannot fully exert her power.

PS: I went a bit overboard with the description of Auntie's malicious cuteness earlier, and I'll try to correct it later. The initial intention was probably that if I didn't make Auntie a bit annoying, how could I get double the pleasure from teasing and bullying her later? The more despicable the character, the stronger the sense of accomplishment when they kneel before you and sing "Conquer" (seduce) you. Funny Chapter 191, Princess Arc 6: "Since you're here, let's play some games. I've prepared quite a few new games." Turning around, the Princess got down to business, after all, she invited Mo Yi over under the pretext of 'playing games together. 'Mo Yi: "..." Sure enough, that was just my imagination, probably a mistake due to my first impression. The Princess was still the one I knew, NEET Princess; this was the correct way to treat my Princess! "Uh (⊙o⊙)..." Faced with the Princess went straight to the point and sat down in front of the computer, Mo Yi muttered speechlessly, "We're meeting in person for the first time, shouldn't you offer to buy yourself a cup of tea and say a few polite words?" The Princess gave Mo Yi a speechless look and retorted, "If I did that, you'd feel uncomfortable, thinking I'm the kind of person who acts one way online and another way in real life." Mo Yi: "..." Oh no, the Princess actually knows me so well?!

Chapter 308: The Birth of Kiana Pipi Kaslana

"Auntie, I just ate, you should lie down for a while, otherwise you won't digest well—"

Knowing that Theresa was roughly equivalent to S-rank Cultivator and that Kiana would easily defeat her, Kiana immediately chickened out. She was lively and active and didn't mind sparring with others, but knowing that her opponent was a higher level and fully equipped, who would want to go up and get humiliated?

Kiana's eyes lit up and she came up with a good excuse. After resting for a while, she said, "It's almost time to go to work."

Even her aunt couldn't do anything about it!

"No, that won't work!"

Kiana's little schemes were instantly seen through by Auntie, who was even more cunning. It was clear that she was just chickening out and couldn't handle the game.

Auntie walked over to Kiana, took her hand, and said with a smile:

"On the battlefield, the enemy doesn't care whether you've just eaten or if you have indigestion. After all, once you've lost your life, you don't need to worry about the next meal."

Ji Anya: "..."

"Hahaha—"

"This isn't right. You're my elder; I can't bring myself to do this."

Aunt: Elders... [○? 1? 1`Д? 0? 7? 1? 1 ○]

My dean is only forty-seven years old this year, still in the prime of his life. He's not at an age where he needs others to give way to him, you bastard!

"Stop arguing, just admit you're chicken!"

Ji Anya: "..."

In front of so many people, Kiana definitely couldn't back down, otherwise how would she, the Takeout Queen, continue to make a living? When you're out in the world, it's all about saving face!

"I'm not a coward—"

Kiana craned her neck, steeled herself, and shouted in a show of bravado:

"Come on then, I'll show you how powerful Kaslana Gun Fu in a bit. I hope you don't end up crying!"

"I hope you can still say it later, Kiana— "

Auntie gave me a big smile.

Even if Auntie and Kiana don't actually fight each other to the death, the two humanoid Tyrannosaurus Rex fighting would definitely cause all sorts of damage to the surrounding environment, Mo Yi certainly wouldn't let them fight in his room.

That's right, if you want to fight, go to the playground down there!

Because of the Honkai Beast incident at the amusement park, many people have left Changkong City recently, especially in the East District where Mo Yi lives, where more than half of the residents have left.

After all, the areas where Honkai Beast appear are equivalent to areas with concentrated Honkai Energy. Even if the energy wasn't concentrated before, it will become concentrated after they appear. It doesn't mean that it will become safer after this incident, but rather more dangerous, turning into a Honkai infection zone.

Therefore, most people who have the means to leave have already left, and even the Cultivator Association supports this relocation.

Of course, Mo Yi also knew that this was likely just the beginning. If he didn't stop Cocolia, Changkong City might become the place where the Third Honkai Outbreak occurred, just like in the Honkai Impact 3rd storyline, and turn into a dead city.

In fact, even Mo Yi, a veteran player who had played Honkai Impact 2 and Honkai Impact 3rd, couldn't figure out what the so-called Honkai was. Was it a cosmic phenomenon, a correction of human civilization, Mother Earth's self-salvation, or an invasion by civilizations from other dimensions?

As the Princess complained, Mihoyo know anything about Honkai World 3rd. They just relied on an unintentional inspiration to connect with information from another world, and then they just slapped their heads and filled in the game world based on some fragmented information.

Otherwise, why does Mihoyo always contradict its own work?!

Now that he thinks about it, Mo Yi feels it makes more and more sense, and silently gives it a thumbs up.

In short, because of what happened before, Changkong City has become much more desolate. Mo Yi looked around downstairs and found it easy to find a suitable place for Auntie and Kiana to have a dance battle.

Kiana—

As everyone changed their clothes and put on their shoes, preparing to go down to watch the play, Mo Yi quietly called out to Ji Anya.

"Come here quickly."

"What?"

After muttering something under her breath, Ji Anya behaved herself and quietly walked to the corridor where Mo Yi had entered.

"When you fight Auntie later, you absolutely cannot use Miss Pufferfish's power. At most, you can use Space Rift— "

Mo Yi gave instructions to Ji Anya.

Although Auntie is an ally, her inner circle has already been infiltrated by Lord Green Otto, and Lord Green Otto has also figured out her personality. Protecting her own intelligence is a very important matter.

Why? I feel—

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