The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 350

The Invincible Headmistress Has Fallen Yet Again!

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How is that possible? As the World's Number One Cutie, how could I possibly think that the other person is just as cute as me!

Why bother fighting when the other person is so cute? Why not just enjoy watching them being adorable?

Aunt Flo's mind was filled with all sorts of strange and quirky thoughts, and her attempts to secretly break free from Thunder Wave also stopped.

This tactic of "acting cute" not only affected the main target, Auntie's period, but even the bystanders were affected, and their thoughts involuntarily began to wander.

Kiana so cute, I want to hug her!

"Wrong!"

The first person to wake up from Kiana's tsundere tactics was Miss Mei, after all, Kiana was her lifelong rival (who wanted to steal her husband and even try to turn her gay).

At this moment, Mei also realized where Kiana's moves came from. It was Pokémon, a game she rarely played anymore. Poor Mei, even after Kiana leveled up Clefairy to the maximum level, her Pikachu was still only level 40. No matter how stubborn she was, she could see that Kiana was still better than her in this kind of game that required luck.

Because it concerned Mo Yi's improvement in strength, Mei didn't act recklessly, even though she was clearly no match for Kiana, she still fought with her for the game console.

Miss Mei: Damn it (>皿<)! One day, my Pikachu will also reach the maximum level and gain the Pikachu Power! (In fact, Mo Yi has already helped Miss Mei's Pikachu reach the maximum level and skills, and will give her a cheat whenever he finds the time. Congratulations to Miss Mei finally not having to suffer anymore.)

As a trainer, Mo Yi was mentally prepared and was not affected. Taking advantage of the fact that his period was under multiple control, he seized the opportunity to have Kiana buff him.

"Pipi, use Round Face—" (Kiana transforms into Puella Magi Madoka Magica, increasing her defense)

"Pipi, use Shrink—" (Kiana transforms into an older loli, increasing her evasion.)

"Pipi, use Self-Motivation—" (Kiana is now full of positive energy, boosting her attack.)

"..."

Mo Yi calmly had Kiana apply all the buffs to him. After applying all the buff skills that Pipi could learn, his period was almost over and he was waking up from the effects of the Thunder Wave and his coquettishness.

"Kiana!"

Auntie's period got serious this time. A massive amount of Honkai Energy erupted from her body, even forming a tangible Honkai Energy cloak that burned away the vines wrapped around her. She clenched her fist tightly and looked at Kiana and Mo Yi, smiling kindly as she said, word by word, "How dare you tease Theresa, the World's Number One Cutie— "

"You'd better grit your teeth, it might hurt a little later."

Because Auntie's appearance and aura were so terrifying, Kiana, who felt invincible with all her buffs, was instantly frightened by her opponent.

Seeing that his Pokemon was not in a good mental state, Mo Yi, as its trainer, naturally wanted to comfort it. He said confidently, "Don't be afraid. Without Oath of Judah, Auntie is just a paper tiger!"

"Moreover, the Law of Victory have been determined: as long as you follow my instructions, Aunt Cricket will be nothing but a whiny monster!"

"They really dare to say that—"

Auntie glared at Mo Yi fiercely, then, under the influence of Honkai Energy, she rushed towards Kiana like a rocket, her mere aura enough to send Kiana flying.

The Stealth Rock along the way were forcibly destroyed by her Honkai Energy, though her speed was greatly affected.

"Kiana, after 'Dazzling Gleam,' immediately use 'Protect'!"

Faced with the onslaught of her period, Kiana faithfully carried out Mo Yi's orders, instantly unleashing 'Dazzling Gleam,' which sent a blinding pink beam of light towards her period.

This pink light not only possesses destructive power, but Honkai Energy on Auntie's body. Its greatest effect is that Auntie, who was encountering 'Dazzling Gleam' for the first time, was instantly blinded by the light.

"My eyes—"

That's a really dirty play by Gil!

Of course, Aunt Flo didn't give up the attack. With her eyes closed and relying on her previous momentum, she swung her hammer around in a circle.

Kiana followed Mo Yi's instructions, and after blinding Auntie with the light, she immediately opened her arms and used the Pokémon World move 'Protect', creating a pink energy shield in front of Kiana.

Unless one has an overwhelming advantage in strength, the first use of the 'Guard' technique will be able to block the opponent's attack.

Kiana, who had received numerous buffs, was unable to unleash her full power, and was also blinded. Naturally, Kiana easily blocked such an attack with her "Protect" move.

At this moment, Auntie is blind and her attack is blocked, which is the best time for her to win!

However, Mo Yi couldn't use his high-damage skills. The Honkai World wasn't like the Pokémon World, where being hit by something like Flamethrower or lightning would only result in a slight darkening of the skin. In the Honkai World, the basic principle was that "if a person is killed, they will die." If a normal person was hit by such a powerful technique, they would either die or spend half a year in the hospital.

Even Valkyrie like Aunt Flo would be seriously injured.

The Valkyrie class is inherently a high-damage, low-defense assassin. They can unleash explosive damage, but they are also very likely to be stabbed in the back, or have their heads blown off after someone says "I'm not lying, Immortal Vermilion Bird." This is the Valkyrie, or rather, the limit of humanity.

P. S.: Just as there's no wife in the so-called "wife cake," there's naturally no Immortal Vermilion Bird "The Crimson Idol: I Didn't Lie." Fu Hua should appear after the Third Honkai Outbreak, during the St. Freya Academy storyline.

Chapter 194, Princess Arc 9: "Princess, don't you feel something's a little off?" Although having the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen constantly lingering around him was something most people could only dream of, Mo Yi couldn't stand it anymore. If he did what Yoshikage Kira did, he might be seen as a pervert and then captured by a certain pharmacist to become a human guinea pig. "What's off?" The Princess's eyes held a hidden unease as she leaned closer to Mo Yi with a puzzled expression. Mo Yi could feel her warm breath and see his own reflection in her dark eyes. "Don't be so stingy. Playing games definitely requires assistance." Mo Yi: "..." I suspect you're just teasing me! After a two-second silence, Mo Yi decided to voice his thoughts. "Princess, you're leaning in a bit too close. How am I supposed to concentrate on the game?!"

Chapter 311: The invincible academy headmaster has fallen yet again!

After a moment's thought, Mo Yi abandoned the use of high-damage attacks such as "Moonlight Power," "Hyper Beam," "Ultimate Impact," and "Million Ton Punch (Kick)." Although these attacks could increase the chances of winning, this wasn't a battle against Lord Green Otto. Using such moves might just kill Theresa!

Although Theresa's fusion with the Emperor-class Honkai Beast "Vishnu" (whose main abilities are evolution and regeneration) makes her almost the tankiest Valkyrie, if her head were blown off on the spot, Mo Yi estimated that she wouldn't be able to recover. This is the significance of the Valkyrie Armor.

Mo Yi had always regarded Lord Green Otto as a hypothetical enemy, but the Valkyrie Armor developed by the other party was indeed a remarkable thing. It gave the fragile Valkyrie strong defense and made her fearless in battle. Even though she could still deal tons of damage, she was killed by some stray bullets.

Kiana—

Mo Yi decisively said:

"Use Draining Kiss, then Giga Drain— "

Draining Kiss and Giga Drain are both Fairy-type moves. When used by Fairy-type Pokemon like Kiana Clefairy, they can unleash effects exceeding their original power.

Seeing that Aunt Flo's attack was easily resisted under Mo Yi's command, Kiana became more confident and trusted Mo Yi's command. Then she followed her body's instincts and used the corresponding Pokemon Skill.

Kiana placed her right hand to her mouth, and then two pink, heart-shaped beams of energy flew from Kiana's kissing gesture toward Auntie, who was in a blind state!

Both Draining Kiss and Giga Drain require precise abilities. Draining Kiss will put the opponent into a state of confusion, while Giga Drain will cause damage while absorbing the opponent's stamina and energy.

Aunt Flo, caught in a mission, was clearly unable to avoid this silent attack. She was hit directly, fell into a state of confusion, and had some of her strength drained.

The next attack, Absorption Punch, is a purely physical attack that knocks Auntie back and, similarly, absorbs a portion of Auntie's stamina, adding it to Kiana Pipi.

After creating distance, Mo Yi had Kiana maintain that distance while continuously unleashing Draining Kiss and Giga Drain, plunging Auntie into endless chaos and reducing her stamina.

Even with Miss Pufferfish's secret support, Kiana wouldn't be able to sustain this continuous skill release for long. The stamina and energy gained from the Giga Drain would just bring this infinite combo to a relative balance.

In other words, this is using menstrual blood energy to control and deplete menstrual blood.

And so this scene unfolded on the field.

Auntie, who had drunk fake alcohol, was attacked by Jill and did all sorts of incomprehensible things. In her confused state, the world she saw was probably a mixture of illusion and reality. She punched the breath next to her and thought she was embracing the world... well, she thought she was beating Kiana up until the other was about to cry.

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