The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 449

Mo Yi: Little Booze, Your Words Are Dangerous

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In fact Mo Yi had not forgotten. After all, his Innate Ability was mental, so his memory was naturally excellent. As long as he had a memory of something, he could always recall it if he thought about it carefully.

"Your Queen, what brings you here?"

Hearing Mo Yi say this, Kiana remembered the real reason she came here. Then she noticed the colorful, pretty, and fragrant things on the table next to Mo Yi.

Yes, in Kiana's eyes, this is indeed a thing.

Kiana, who grew up in the Schicksal Base as an experimental subject, was initially raised by injecting nutrients, and later on, she ate nutritional meals. Naturally, one shouldn't expect these nutritional meals to be particularly appealing or delicious.

Having never seen the food that normal people eat, she naturally couldn't recognize the delicacies on Mo Yi's table.

"Gurgle—"

Although she didn't recognize it, Kiana knew that the human pursuit of delicious food was in their genes, so she subconsciously swallowed and then felt inexplicably hungry, wanting to replenish her nutrition.

"What is this? Is it something that supplements the body's nutrition?"

Mo Yi: "..."

Shouldn't a normal person say, "This is delicious"?

Well, Mo Yi wasn't stupid; he roughly understood what was going on.

So he picked up his chopsticks, took a piece of braised pork rib, put it in his mouth, and said while eating, "That's right, it's something used to supplement the body's nutrition."

"Want to add some more?"

P. S.: I highly recommend "Snow Between the Brows". You'll understand the emotions the Princess felt when she sang this song after listening to it. (laughs)

Chapter 286, Princess Arc 86: Surrender? Just a thought! As a proud vampire, how could I, Remilia (head-in-arms, defensive Scarlet), possibly surrender?! "Welcome, heroes of Gensokyo! No need for further words, let's have a fierce Spell Card Battle!" Remilia wasn't initially thinking about Spell Card Battle; she wanted to become the King of Gensokyo through real combat. The concept of spell cards was something the demon-infested Purple Sister had told her about, and she initially scoffed at such games. But now she wholeheartedly agreed, because Spell Card Battle, at most, would hurt a little, but wouldn't actually kill anyone. I, Remilia, am such a clever little devil! According to Yakumo Yukari, in Gensokyo, when someone proposes Spell Card Battle to resolve a problem, no one can refuse—this is a rule set by the Hakurei Shrine Maiden. I, Remilia, can lose, but I can't surrender outright! "Spell Cards?" The Princess, who had been mocked not long ago, was the first to stand up and retort, "But I refuse! If it's Spell Card Battle, how am I supposed to go over and make you, this little bat, cry? Wouldn't that mean I'd go back on my word!" Remilia: What?! Do you dare disobey the Hakurei Shrine Maiden who possesses the power of the Great Barrier?!

Chapter 386: Mo Yi: Shaojiu, your words are dangerous.

"Since you've extended such a warm invitation, I'll reluctantly accept—"

Kiana, who had absolutely no experience in communicating normally with others, wanted to refuse, but her body's strange reactions kept urging her to agree.

"I brought some things to help you get some nutrition, but I didn't expect you already had some, so let's exchange them."

"This Queen will never take advantage of others."

After saying that, she placed the lunchbox in front of Mo Yi and sat down, only to find that she did not have the spoon she usually used when eating.

Mo Yi smiled, took out a set of chopsticks and placed them in front of the other person, thinking to himself: Kiana is Kiana. No matter what kind of Kiana she is, she has the characteristics of being greedy and not bad-hearted.

The fact that the other party specially brought something for Mo Yi to eat successfully won Mo Yi's favor.

"This... is so delicious!"

"How is that possible? It's just something to supplement nutrition, so why does it make me feel so happy!"

"Is that an angel? You damned angels, don't come tickling me!"

"..."

Kiana, who was used to eating nutritious meals, was naturally overjoyed to suddenly have a dinner carefully prepared by Xiao Huo. Apart from not having her clothes ripped off, she experienced everything from blushing and panting to various delicious food and ambiance.

Mo Yi, on the other hand, felt quite satisfied just watching the other person eat.

Half an hour later, Kiana, whose drug effects had worn off slightly, sat up from her slumped position. She touched the sweat on her forehead, face, and neck with her right hand, then looked at Mo Yi and said, "You bastard, you actually dared to add hallucinogenic drugs to food!"

"No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

Mo Yi quickly denied it, and complained:

I'll eat it right now and show you—

It was then discovered that the food on the plate had long been emptied, and even the sauce had been eaten by Kiana while mixing it with rice.

Mo Yi: "..."

Don't worry, when in doubt, call your daughter.

Come out, Almighty Xiao Huo!

Then, Mo Yi took out a small fire and cooked the meal that was originally intended to entertain the guests at the Midnight Cabin.

I'll eat it right now and show you—

"Stop! Stop right now!"

Upon smelling the aroma again and seeing the food that was completely different from before, Kiana instinctively reached out her hands to protect the dishes on the table. Then, blushing slightly, she said, "I need to check if anything has been added before you try it."

He then reached out and took the shrimp that Mo Yi was holding with his chopsticks, saying, "We agreed to exchange food to supplement our nutrition, so why aren't you eating my food?"

"Are you afraid I'll harm you?"

Kiana: That's right, you eat mine, I eat yours, that's what fair trade is all about.

Mo Yi: "..."

This Kiana seems rather clever; it's actually quite witty!

Mo Yi shook his head. The other person's behavior was no different from that of a child. However, compared to adults who were good at hiding their thoughts, Mo Yi preferred to be with children.

"I'll eat it, okay?"

Mo Yi opened the other person's lunchbox and glanced at it. The presentation wasn't too bad, but it reminded Mo Yi of the food made by the older women in the student cafeteria.

Yes, especially since the other party always skillfully shakes off the only piece of meat on the spoon, making him Mo Yi's nemesis.

As for whether it was poisonous or not, Mo Yi felt that it wasn't. The other party had no such motive, and in terms of poison resistance, Mo Yi believed that few people could compare to him.

I picked up what I thought was luncheon meat, took a bite, and all I can say is that it was even worse than the food in the student cafeteria. Well, not exactly bad, but it was just very strange, with a bland and unappetizing taste.

"Did the people cooking embezzle the money meant for soy sauce, salt, and sugar?"

That's right, Mo Yi couldn't taste any seasoning in it. For Shenzhou person, seasoning is the soul of cooking. Can you really eat food without seasoning?!

At this moment, Mo Yi understood why the guy who had once again transformed into Kiana and made crazy facial expressions in front of him had used "replenishing human nutrition" to describe eating.

If the other person has been eating this kind of nutritious meal for a long time, then eating is indeed just about supplementing nutrition.

Thinking of this, Mo Yi couldn't help but look at the other party with a pitiful gaze. After confirming that the other party had been trapped in the food environment, he immediately put these unpalatable things into his inventory.

Although they had only spent such a short time together, Mo Yi was certain that the other person was arrogant and deliberately acted cold and tough in order to hide their true feelings.

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