The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 515

Daughter, Promise Me You'll Stop Being a Simp!

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Mo Yi looked at Red A, who had a puzzled and wary expression, and said:

"The thing I, the Mo Yi, the King of Heroes, like to do most is to say NO to those who think they have the upper hand!"

Red A: "..."

Nonsense! The King of Heroes is Gilgamesh. I remember the silky smooth feeling of Gan Jiang gliding across his arm when I cut off his elbow!

Or do you want to get elbowed by my Justice Partner too?!

P. S.: Someone asked which line this Red A belongs to? Ahem, this Archer is Red A distilled from numerous fanfics. References include 'Emiya Shirou's Rampage Diary', 'I Finally Became Partner of Justice', 'The Happy Life of the Emiya Family', etc., just kidding.

Chapter 342, Princess Arc: "Ahem—" After being discovered by the Princess as the mastermind, Alice awkwardly turned her gaze away and forced an explanation. "This isn't your fault! It was clearly you, Houraisan Kaguya, who used despicable means to seize Mo Yi!" Upon hearing this, seeing that Shen Qi didn't seem to react, the Princess mustered her courage and retorted, "Nonsense! I, the Princess, won over Mo Yi with my own abilities. Why do you, Alice, call me despicable?! Did I force him, or use drugs or some mysterious power to control him? No! We were mutually in love!" Hearing this, Alice couldn't stand it anymore and retorted, "Heh, everyone knows what the future holds, so stop making excuses, you despicable Houraisan Kaguya. Besides, I don't have time to talk to you about this now—" After saying that, Alice pointed the camera at the 'Princess' standing with Mo Yi, receiving everyone's blessings, and asked, "Mother, are you really sure that the person next to you is Houraisan Kaguya in her true form? Then what about the Houraisan Kaguya in front of me?!"

Chapter 443: Daughter, promise me you won't be a simp anymore!

Red A's gaze, which was secretly observing his own elbow, could not escape Mo Yi's notice, who knew everything about the other party. Even a moment's malice could not be hidden under the Light of the Heart.

Mo Yi: "..."

"The hero of iron forging, the guardian of Alaya, the Partner of Justice, Emiya Shirou— "

Mo Yi delivered a swift and decisive blow, exposing Red A's weaknesses and causing him to lose his smile. He said, "Looks like you also want to cut off my elbow, but you'll have your chance—"

"If you make it to the end, you'll definitely have a chance to fight me, Emiya."

This one sentence completely baffled Red A!

If it were previous intelligence, it could be said that the other party already knew his information. But now that they have directly exposed his little trick of diverting attention, it can no longer be explained by intelligence!

Could it be that the other party can read minds? What kind of monster-infested place have I stumbled into?! Father-in-law, you still say that the Sajo Family is just a third-rate Mage Family, nothing to be afraid of, just come in unstoppable?

Fortunately, this Justice Partner didn't listen to you, otherwise I probably would have been finished without doing anything.

"No, I don't read minds. Of course, I do know a little bit about such tricks."

Mo Yi pointed to the gifts Red A had brought and said with a comforting smile:

"Since you've come as a guest, I naturally won't lay a hand on a guest. My Golden Pikapika is a different story."

"Don't be nervous, sit down, my guest."

Red A: "..."

I don't believe you for a second! You self-proclaimed King of Heroes are all wicked! And compared to Gilgamesh, who always has foul breath, Red A is unwilling to face Mo Yi, who seems to know everything and even has the ability to read minds. If he's not careful, he might get tricked by Mo Yi and used as a weapon without even knowing what happened.

As for Gilgamesh, at most he'll just be verbally abused. He can just bear it, lie low, and eventually find a chance to take revenge on that arrogant and conceited King of Heroes.

However, Red A was quite glad he had been clever, as he bought a bunch of gifts before visiting.

Looking at the seated Red A, Mo Yi performed another trick, a tea-serving technique that no one but Aika could understand.

"We directly rejected Tohsaka Tokiomi's alliance proposal."

Mo Yi first formally responded to the letter brought by Tohsaka Tokiomi, and then said directly, "My goal is to destroy the Greater Holy Grail that has been corrupted by the All the World's Evil. So, Partner of Justice, would you like to join my side?"

Red A: "..."

Okay, no matter what the other party says, I don't need to panic anymore... what a load of rubbish!

Who exactly is this guy?

Why have I never heard of such a person before? Even during the Fifth Holy Grail War and when I went to the Clock Tower to accompany my wife Tohsaka Rin to study, I never heard of such a terrifying character!

Red A's primary mission is to destroy the Black Grail. After hearing what the other person said, it seems that the other person is in the same boat as him. After all, apart from Gilgamesh, who is a pleasure-seeking monster who tries to use the Black Grail to destroy humanity, the Greater Holy Grail in Fuyuki City is basically useless except for giving flesh to Servants. What's the point of a despicable wish-granting machine that uses the greatest malice to fulfill your wishes?!

However, Red A wouldn't easily believe a stranger, especially since the other person wasn't his Kiritsugu's Dad.

But feeling the malice of the big loli next to him, who still had a kind smile on her face but was staring at him intently with eyes that seemed to say, "If you dare to refuse the great honor bestowed upon you by Lord Mo Yi, you'll be staring at me for life," Red A really didn't dare to move at this moment, and directly used the line that Mo Yi had just used to refuse him, which sounded very cool—"But, I refuse!"

Mo Yi reached out and patted Aika's head, signaling her to stop intimidating the weak, pitiful, and helpless Red A.

In the end, Red A could only say this:

"I need some time to think about this."

"It's alright, you still have two more chances to refuse me. Of course, you can't do it more than three times."

Seeing that Red A was about to make a move and was about to leave like a spirit, he suddenly called out to stop and said, "By the way, Emiya, my Partner of Justice, let me give you a few pieces of advice."

"First, be careful of your Master Kirei Kotomine, especially after seeing him and Gilgamesh together. He might deliberately kill you for his own pleasure, just to see your confused and resentful expression."

"Secondly, be careful that Kirei Kotomine doesn't betray your father-in-law Tohsaka Tokiomi."

"Third, Matou Sakura has been sent to Zouken Matou for a year, during which time she has suffered countless tortures and modifications. If you want to rescue her, be careful, the Berserker summoned by Matou Kariya is Lancelot, who has the ability to transform deactivated Noble Phantasms and objects into his own Noble Phantasms. In a sense, this is a perfect counter to your ability to project various Noble Phantasms to fight. But instead of rescuing her, he was killed by his father-in-law."

Red A: "..."

Red A once again told himself that there was nothing to be surprised about... just kidding!

Could it be that the other team was the one who had read the script? Referee, I'm reporting them for cheating!

"Thanks--"

Red A stood up, bowed to Mo Yi in thanks, and then began to leave.

"Goodbye."

Besides that, he didn't say any trash talk before leaving, as he usually did, because he was afraid of being cornered and beaten to death by the other party.

"Lord Mo Yi, why do you want that man in red to join us?"

Aika advantage of Mo Yi sitting next to her, Ai Ge grabbed his hand and asked coquettishly, "That guy is clearly very weak."

Mo Yi: "..."

My Red A was actually looked down upon?

You know, strength is a matter of one version, but coolness is a matter of a lifetime. My Red A was one of the first Servants to unleash his Noble Phantasm, and he has one of the coolest and longest animations. Can any other Archer do that?!

Of course, Mo Yi's real purpose was to find it interesting and to avoid putting effort into separating the Kirei Kotomine and Red A.

Moreover, isn't it a good thing that Red A's protection is always being persecuted, which is equivalent to Tohsaka Tokiomi with 100 crystals for Mo Yi?

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