The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 70

Theresa Is the Cutest in the World... Biu! (Continued)

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But upon closer inspection, the other person still had that emotionless, blank expression.

"Impossible!"

Theresa placed one hand on the table, stared at Mo Yi, and said earnestly, "There couldn't possibly be anyone more adorable Theresa in this world—"

"Theresa World's Number One Cutie... biu!"

This is the only point on which Theresa cannot tolerate being denied.

Mo Yi: "..."

What confidence, Auntie!

You call yourself the World's Number One Cutie? Did you even ask me Magical Girl Illya, for anything?

Faced with Theresa, who was ready to smash the store with her 152-kilogram back at the slightest disagreement, Mo Yi decided not to bother with her. This was Mo Yi's first official game after becoming Official Player, and he couldn't afford to ruin it like this.

The principle remains the same: it would be incredibly foolish for an adult like Mo Yi to try to reason with a 47-year-old child.

Seeing that Mo Yi did not refute her, and naturally assumed that she, Theresa, was the World's Number One Cutie, Theresa generously let Mo Yi off the hook.

Then they prepared to order food.

Upon entering the Late Night Diner, the rules had already been explained to the customers, so Theresa naturally didn't ask what the place was for.

However, after glancing at it and finding no menu, he asked the one who seemed more reliable, who had been standing there watching her Kuroka Hibiki.

"Is there no menu?"

What dishes can I order here?

Kuroka Hibiki remained standing at attention, glancing down at Theresa, and replied in a flat tone, "I can do anything the guest wants."

Theresa: "..."

That's quite a boast! It clearly looks like just a small roadside shop.

Of course, what bothered Theresa even more was the tone of the other person's speech, a tone as emotionless as a robot's.

After a careful sensory examination, the other person didn't seem like a robot. This style of speaking reminded Theresa of herself when she was first born, still in her grandfather's laboratory, knowing nothing, not knowing who she was, not knowing the meaning of her existence.

At that time, it seems that I used that tone and a seemingly indifferent gaze to curiously accept the world.

Adding to that the bunch of fox ears that shouldn't be present in normal people, Theresa couldn't help but make a bold guess!

Could it be...?

Thinking of this, Theresa focused her gaze on Mo Yi, who was lying there, seemingly asleep yet also seemingly awake.

The other party is also a scientist like my grandfather, and this girl with animal ears is the artificial human created by him?

This caught Theresa's attention, but Mo Yi's hollowed-out appearance showed no trace of the scientist's demeanor that Lord Otto.

"Guest--"

Kuroka Hibiki looked at Theresa and asked again:

What kind of food would you like?

Theresa, whose thoughts were interrupted, turned to look at Kuroka Hibiki with pity in her eyes and said, "I'd like a bitter melon burger and a glass of pure bitter melon juice, undiluted and without any seasoning."

As expected of the legendary bitter melon lover, although Mo Yi also likes bitter melon, he uses it to make other dishes. Drinking bitter melon juice raw like this is indeed unacceptable.

"OK--"

Kuroka Hibiki then went to the kitchen, which had a partition.

Mo Yi, whose position was directly opposite the door and could see a glimpse of what was inside, seemed to see a green bitter gourd jump out of the doorway, then be stepped on by his Daughter Xiao Huo's foot and dragged back inside.

Mo Yi: "..."

Could the bitter gourd provided in the Little World Game be the same kind of plant as in Plants vs. Zombies?

Mo Yi, who remained there, didn't seem to have much to say to Theresa, since they were still strangers.

Does Mo Yi have to say it?

Auntie, do you still remember Kiana, Cecilia's daughter from Siberia, sixteen years ago?

This matter of recognizing relatives should be left to Kiana herself. Besides, in a sense, the Kiana that Mo Yi knows is still an imposter, and it's hard to explain.

Mo Yi should just lie there and relax, maybe even take a nap.

Theresa, on the other hand, pulled a comic book from under her skirt, placed it on the table, and began to read it with great interest, gradually creating a silent yet harmonious atmosphere.

"Here's your bitter melon burger and bitter melon juice—"

Soon, Kuroka Hibiki brought the food over and placed it in front of Theresa.

"Thanks--"

Theresa lowered her head, sniffed, and confirmed that it was a very fresh bitter melon with no strange smell, unlike anything that had been added to it.

Of course, Theresa has the genes of Emperor-class Honkai Beast in her body. Unless it is a drug that targets Honkai Energy, even things that are highly toxic to humans will be ineffective against Theresa.

So here's the question: if Theresa, who has Honkai Beast inside her, marries an ordinary human, will there be reproductive isolation?

Is this one of the reasons why Theresa is still single at 47?

Theresa studied it for a moment, then picked up the bitter melon burger, which was half the size of her head, and took a bite.

"This, this is—"

"What a fresh bitter melon!"

Theresa couldn't help but sigh, and then she started eating the Big Mac bitter melon burger.

Mo Yi thought to himself: Of course it's fresh! The other party was just jumping around like a madman!

After taking a sip of bitter melon juice, Theresa felt as if she had returned to the past, seeing that memory that she was so fascinated by.

In reality, after the other person drank the bitter melon juice, they just stood there stunned, and then, without warning, began recounting their experiences as a veteran.

"I still remember Cecilia's smile..."

"..."

"When she smiled at me, I thought, 'This is it, I'm doomed. To see that smile again, I'm sure I'll do a lot of things I know I shouldn't do...'"

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