Simps Don't Get a House

Mo Yi told a corny joke in an attempt to ease the tense atmosphere between the two.

However, the results don't seem to be very good.

"Um--"

Raiden Mei nodded in response, and then nothing more, continuing to look down at the floor.

Mo Yi: "..."

Seeing the other person's expression, Mo Yi couldn't help but make a guess.

"Sorry, I didn't remember. You can't move around freely yet."

But now there's a problem. If Kiana were here, it would be much easier. Such a good opportunity to build affection, Kiana, who has a preference for Mei genders, would definitely be happy to do it for Mei.

As for Theresa, who occasionally needs Mo Yi to hold and feed her, forget about her.

Then, there was a few seconds of silence.

Mo Yi couldn't help but complain in his heart: It's all Kiana, Her Highness the Princess, Theresa's fault. Now I can only have normal conversations with silly characters. Once I encounter a normal character like Miss Mei, I can't have a good chat.

Raiden Mei, on the other hand, was a bit flustered and didn't even know what she was thinking. To put it simply, she couldn't control herself! She couldn't recall any of the etiquette and manners she had learned from her previous life as a young lady!

Feeling lost, she resorted to the "silent bowing" technique she had learned from the Ostrich Burying Sand Technique.

"Gurgle—"

But then, Raiden Mei's belly reminded her owner that she hadn't eaten for four days and was now extremely excited, especially with a bowl of fragrant Preserved Egg and Lean Pork Congee right in front of her.

But because of the shameless behavior of the traitorous belly, Raiden Mei lowered her head even further.

Kiana isn't here right now—

Mo Yi said awkwardly:

"How about I scoop some out for you?"

"Uh-huh--"

Poor Raiden Mei, once again betrayed by her uncontrollable mouth and her naturally nodding chin.

In fact, Raiden Mei's body has regained most of its mobility. While this might make her a bit too strong in combat, she can eat a bowl of porridge and be careful, so there shouldn't be any major problems.

Yes, she could have offered an explanation at this point, but for some reason, she felt a little hopeful.

I'm still a patient, so it's understandable that I don't want to move and need to rest.

Mo Yi: "..."

Isn't this response a bit too quick?

As I imagined, Miss Mei, your reaction should have been to hesitate for a while before reluctantly nodding in agreement!

As Mo Yi held the porridge, he couldn't help but have a plausible guess: the world he was in was a variant of the Honkai World, and the characters in it were slightly different. For example, Yue Xia and Aunt Flo shouldn't appear at the same time.

Therefore, we can infer that the Miss Mei in front of us might not be the aloof young lady from Honkai Impact 2, nor the gentle wife from Honkai Impact 3rd, but rather the Miss Mei Honkai 4 who is still in heaven.

This explains why the other person's reaction is always Taichi from what you imagined.

Feeling that he had discovered the truth, Mo Yi scooped up a spoonful of porridge, subconsciously blew on it, and brought it to Miss Mei's lips.

Seeing Mo Yi's skillful act of blowing porridge, Raiden Mei didn't think of the question 'Why do you seem so familiar with this?' Instead, she blushed and swallowed it.

Then she quickly spat out the spoon, continued to look down at the beautiful floor, but her gaze would occasionally drift upwards, so as not to miss Mo Yi's next feeding.

P. S.: I heard Honkai 4 is coming out soon. I looked at my somewhat empty wallet and thought Mihoyo could take their time; after all, slow and steady wins the race.

Chapter 77: The Simp Gets No House

"Um, Classmate Raiden, could you please lift your head a little? I'm afraid the porridge will spill and burn you."

Well, actually, Mo Yi felt that the Classmate Raiden" was a bit strange. It had the feel of a youth idol drama from decades ago, a time when the term "comrade" simply referred to like-minded friends in a pure and innocent era.

As for calling her by her name 'Mei' directly, that's definitely not an option. After all, I'm not as outgoing as Kiana, especially when we're of different genders. I can't be so frivolous. What if Miss Mei thinks I have some ulterior motives towards her?

It is important to know that in the Honkai World created by the Creator God Da Wei Ge, anyone who dares to block the blooming of lilies will be punished by the heavens.

For example, Lord Green Otto's original wife, Kallen, was forcibly taken away by a certain overly popular boss, the "whiny monster." Lord Green Otto, who attempted to rebel against the will of the universe, was cursed by Da Wei Ge to become the scapegoat of the Honkai World.

Lord Green Otto: My true wish is nothing more than to Resurrect Kallen.

Okay, Lord Green Otto is even more humble in love than Naraku, the boss in the neighboring film "Love Across Time and Space," after all, Naraku's wish is more ambitious—my real wish is just to win Kikyo's heart.

The lesson this story teaches us is that simps never get a house.

Whether it's Honkai Impact 2 or Honkai Impact 3rd, the ultimate partner of Miss Mei, who has a different personality, is a woman named 'Kiana'. According to the inertia of Da Wei Ge's world, even in Honkai 4, Miss Mei's partner can only be another Kiana.

As for the Captain, he naturally imitated Naruto from the other Naruto, spending over 600 episodes punching the Asian supergroup, kicking the otherworldly Chenxiang, and beating up his pitiful old mother, all to help the goddess win back her husband.

However, the Captain was Naruto, because Naruto least stole the first kiss from the goddess and what is gay, and in the end married Xiaotian, the most beautiful girl in the village who was devoted to him.

And what about the Captain?

He could only work for free every day, and even spent money to buy 648 (presumably a virtual currency), and in the end, he had to personally kill his only official wife.

This shows just how cruel the Honkai World is to male characters.

Mo Yi, who felt he couldn't withstand the power of Da Wei Ge's curse, decided it was better to call Miss Mei"Classmate Raiden".

As for addressing someone by their surname 'Raiden', it always reminds one of a classic airplane shooting game.

"Excuse me--"

Upon hearing Mo Yi's words, Raiden Mei had no choice but to raise her head and accept Mo Yi's feeding service.

After a grueling 20-minute battle, Mo Yi finally managed to feed the delicious bowl of preserved Preserved Egg and Lean Pork Congee Miss Mei.

That feeling was much more tiring than playing a game like StarCraft with Her Highness the Princess, a game that doesn't require eyesight.

After Raiden Mei said that one bowl was enough, Mo Yi took the bowl and the takeout trash to clean up, and returned to Raiden Mei's side after a while.

"Classmate Raiden, let me check your body again and see how you are doing?"

Raiden Mei, with her eyes closed and her face slightly flushed, nodded and said: