Old School Striking King's Fists

Hill and Jijiyaya watched Demon Sword head cheerfully toward the floating platform.

Jijiyaya sighed and muttered, "Baldy, I did everything I could. If Black Rose trends again because of him, you can't blame me."

Hill looked baffled. "Isn't he just lining up with the girls? Even if it's a little crowded, what's the problem?"

"They definitely won't line up.

"An event where everyone gathers to admire a handsome guy is only fun if they crowd around him.

"Normally, any man with a little courtesy would wait outside until they've had their fun.

"But Demon Sword will charge straight through, shoving every girl aside to get in.

"Someone's bound to record it.

"We Undead have a forum. You know about it, right, Mr. Hill?

"Mr. Adrian likes asking people to find out if there's been anything funny lately to brighten his day.

"A while back, they held a 'most' poll, and Black Rose made the list.

"To our utter shame, we were voted the guild with the most hopelessly clueless men.

"Demon Sword is the chief culprit.

"At first, we couldn't believe it. We have plenty of girls in the guild, and plenty of couples too. How did we end up with that reputation?

"Then we realized Demon Sword and his squad of Swordsmen were to blame.

"Demon Sword is their captain! I don't know how he picked them, but birds of a feather really do flock together!"

Jijiyaya sounded close to despair. "Mr. Hill, you can't imagine how painful it was for guys like us, who have normal desires and want to find a cute girlfriend, to see page after page of examples posted by those girls.

"Who wants people like that representing him?

"Now a lot of girls stop talking to us the moment they see our guild name.