Douluo: My Diary Made Tang San Lose All Support
Chapter 30

Sabotaging Tang San and Xiao Wu's Relationship

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On the road to Spirit City.

"Young Mistress."

"Are you all right?"

Snake Lance Douluo stood before a small crater, watching Qian Renxue climb to her feet with a flushed face as he asked worriedly.

Everyone had been flying along just fine moments ago. No one knew what had happened to Qian Renxue, but she suddenly staggered and fell from the sky, making Snake Lance Douluo think she had been ambushed.

"I'm fine."

Qian Renxue waved her hand, glanced at Shen Fan in the livestream as he stroked the Blue Silver Emperor's leaves a few times before continuing to write in his diary, and secretly ground her teeth.

All right, I've basically finished writing the Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong sections connected to Yu Xiaogang. It's time to talk about what happened at Shrek Academy in Heaven Dou before.

Judging by Ning Rongrong's outfit when I saw her back then, I can now confirm that this is the anime world.

That means I have seven more wives from Plant Academy.

Plant Team Seven Girls: "..."

Of course, there's one more thing worth celebrating. In the anime, Bibi Dong became even prettier after becoming a god. Unlike in the novel, where she turned into a blue-faced, fanged monster after becoming a god.

At this point, Shen Fan uploaded a video of Bibi Dong walking toward her throne after becoming a god in the anime.

Rakshasa God Bibi Dong Video (Click to view.)

Look at those big bunnies. Look at that gemstone in front of those big bunnies.

Honestly, many people want to be that gemstone in front of Bibi Dong's big bunnies, but I'm a little greedier. I want Bibi Dong herself.

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "You'd better pray I don't catch you, or I'll really turn you into a pendant."

Douluo 1 Liu Erlong Livestream: "Shen Fan is right. Being that biggest gemstone really would be blissful."

In the livestream, the other girls from Douluo 1 did not dare say much, but Liu Erlong dared. She was single now too. Since she could not beat Bibi Dong in combat, she would needle her with words instead.

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong Livestream: "Do you believe I'll go kill Yu Luomian right now?"

Douluo 1 Liu Erlong Livestream: "You..."

In fact, setting the anime aside, the fact that Bibi Dong turned blue-faced and fanged after becoming a god in the novel proves that the Rakshasa God was deliberately screwing her over.

As far as I know, every god in the Divine Realm is a handsome man or beautiful woman. I've never seen gods who are obviously negative in nature, like the Asura God King, Evil God King, or Destruction God King, turn into monsters. So why did Bibi Dong become blue-faced and fanged after inheriting the Rakshasa God?

The targeting is way too obvious.

Just wait. You dared bully my wife Bibi Dong, so one day I'll sell every god in your Divine Realm to the Imperial Brothel.

Especially the Asura God King, who orchestrated all this. Every day, I'll prepare a pound of aphrodisiacs and a hundred fat, sturdy boars for you. I'll make sure you enjoy yourself properly.

Life Goddess and the others from Douluo 1 and Douluo 2: "What does this have to do with us?"

The Life Goddess and the others, who had been watching the show until now, could no longer sit still. While voicing their displeasure, they all turned their gazes toward the Rakshasa God.

The Diary Copy imposed even greater restrictions on them. According to the Diary Copy, the Divine Realm and Douluo Continent belonged to two separate worlds.

Therefore, they could not do anything to Douluo Continent that fell outside the rules.

Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "Who the hell is your wife?"

Nearby, Hu Liena secretly glanced at her teacher. She felt that Shen Fan was truly incredible. With just a few words, he could often make her teacher lose her composure and start cursing—something Hu Liena had never seen before.

But what confused Hu Liena was that this time, Bibi Dong only cursed once. Unlike the previous times when Shen Fan had made her lose her composure, she had not only cursed outright but always destroyed something as well.

The girls: "This guy really is..."

The other girls were speechless too. Calling Shen Fan a good person did not seem right, since some of his ideas were nothing like those of a good person, and he was an absolute pervert. But calling him a bad person did not seem right either, because he had his own bottom line.

Ahem.

I'm getting off topic.

Let's get back to it.

Tang San is already level thirty-nine. It probably won't be long before he needs to hunt soul beasts.

If I remember correctly, Xiao Wu should be asking Tang San to comb her hair around this time.

And having her hair combed formally signifies that Xiao Wu has truly acknowledged Tang San as her husband.

After all, that wooden comb was given to Xiao Wu by her mama, who told her that if she ever met a boy she truly recognized, she should let him use that wooden comb to comb her hair.

Say...

Should I go take that wooden comb tonight?

Without that comb, let's see how you two can pledge your love.

Hehehe.

Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "..."

"Do you think I'm dead? You think you can just take it because you say so?"

"If you dare come, I'll definitely let you taste the Eight Stage Throw."

Douluo 1 Rou Qingshuang: "Go take it. I support you."

"Xiao Wu would be countless times better off with you than with Tang San."

Naturally, Shen Fan had no idea what Xiao Wu and Rou Qingshuang were thinking. After chuckling a few more times, he continued writing.

Seriously, if Xiao Wu found out that her beloved husband Tang San was the one who truly killed her mama, I wonder whether she would still let Tang San comb her hair.

Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "What? How could that be possible?"

Douluo 2 Xiao Wu: "This..."

After Shen Fan said that, Douluo 2 Xiao Wu shuddered all over and suddenly recalled what had happened when she became a soul ring. Since she could be resurrected after becoming a soul ring, then her mama could be resurrected too.

Douluo 1 Rou Qingshuang: "Sigh."

How could Rou Qingshuang not understand Shen Fan's meaning?

But Bibi Dong was now just as Shen Fan had said—already half-mad. There was no way she would suffer enormous losses to save Rou Qingshuang.

That was also why, no matter how much she wanted to speak with Xiao Wu, she had never spoken in the livestream.

She was afraid that if Bibi Dong saw that her consciousness still existed, she would find a way to erase her completely.

Although the Diary Copy had stated that its holders could not maliciously harm one another, she was only a soul ring now. She did not dare take that risk.

This was actually easy to understand.

Xiao Wu's mama was now Bibi Dong's soul ring.

As long as Bibi Dong remained alive, Xiao Wu's mama had a chance of being resurrected. But once Bibi Dong died, Xiao Wu's mama would never have any possibility of resurrection again.

Yet in the original world, Tang San, with the combined help of several veteran gods, ultimately killed Bibi Dong. That was equivalent to personally destroying Xiao Wu's mama's chance at resurrection.

Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "So that's how it is?"

"It was Tang San who harmed Mama."

Finally understanding Shen Fan's meaning, Xiao Wu murmured in a daze, utterly distraught.

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