Back to Tang San.
Not long after Xiao Wu had Tang San comb her hair, their group set off for Sunset Forest to hunt for spirit rings.
Speaking of this spirit hunt, Xiao Wu could only chuckle.
Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "Am I going to end up in another tragedy?"
Seeing the two words "chuckle" in the diary, Xiao Wu, who had yet to recover, was startled once again.
First, Liu Erlong.
During this spirit hunt, Liu Erlong had nearly forced herself on Yu Xiaogang.
If a spirit beast had not suddenly appeared to cause trouble, Yu Xiaogang, who had already given up resisting and even begun taking the initiative, would likely have become a blissful pair with Liu Erlong.
Douluo 1 Liu Erlong: "That does sound like my personality. I was wondering why I agreed to Flender's terrible idea in the first place—so that was what I had been thinking."
"But not anymore."
Douluo 1 Bibi Dong: "..."
Hypocritical.
If you wanted it, just say so.
Why put on an act?
Forget it.
I could not even be bothered to scold Yu Xiaogang anymore.
Let's talk about my silly little Xiao Wu instead.
How should I put this?
I was indeed starting to seriously question Xiao Wu's intelligence.
Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "..."
"Since when did I become your Xiao Wu?"
"I belong to myself."
"And my intelligence is not low."
Back then, Xiao Wu had nearly died because she could not evade the Man Faced Demon Spider's attack.
Fortunately, the Immortal Herb Lovesick Heartbreak Red blocked it, so she only suffered some injuries instead of being directly pierced through by the Man Faced Demon Spider's spider lance.
Tang San then thought Xiao Wu had died, and somewhat "lost his mind" as he killed the Man Faced Demon Spider, continuously using his Eight Spider Lances to absorb its energy.
That's right, I deliberately highlighted the four words "lost his mind."
Because judging from Tang San's later behavior, I did not believe he had truly lost his mind at the time.
After all, when Tang San learned that Xiao Wu had not died, he instantly regained his senses—but instead of rushing over to show concern for her, he continued letting his Eight Spider Lances absorb the Man Faced Demon Spider's energy.
Look at that.
Was that really how someone who cared about Xiao Wu should behave?
Xiao Wu might not have died then, but her injuries were still quite serious. You, her supposedly protective brother who swore you would keep her safe, did not come over at once to comfort and care for her—which was already unacceptable—and instead kept standing there absorbing the Man Faced Demon Spider's energy.
What?
Were you afraid that taking a few minutes to comfort Xiao Wu would cause all the Man Faced Demon Spider's energy to dissipate?
Were you really so unwilling to waste even the slightest bit of energy that you had to wait until every last bit of the Man Faced Demon Spider's energy had been absorbed before thinking to check on Xiao Wu?
Following you, Tang San, Xiao Wu had truly suffered eight hundred million lifetimes' worth of bad luck.
When you first acknowledged Xiao Wu as your sister, didn't you say that anyone who wanted to hurt her would have to step over your body first?
Then why was it that every time I saw it, you were the one stepping over Xiao Wu?
This was not even the first time.
Xiao Wu was foolish too.
Tang San acted like that, yet not only did she not get angry, she was even thinking to herself that if not for the Lovesick Heartbreak Red, she and Tang San would have nearly parted forever.
Why had I never encountered an idiot like Xiao Wu before?
Douluo 1 Xiao Wu: "..."
Douluo 2 Xiao Wu: "..."
Douluo 1 Rou Qingshuang: "Exactly. I'm also increasingly convinced that Xiao Wu really is too foolish."
However.
Speaking of Tang San's Eight Spider Lances, which could absorb the energy of other living beings, all one could say was that Tang San was lucky.
If Tang San had been born in the Douluo 2 era ten thousand years later, those Eight Spider Lances alone would have gotten him labeled an Evil Soul Master.
In fact, if Bone Douluo of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect and Spirit Hall Pope Bibi Dong had been born in the Douluo 2 era, they would have been considered Evil Soul Masters the moment they awakened their martial souls.
I really had to admire how Douluo 2 judged whether someone was an Evil Soul Master based on their martial soul's attributes or the functions of their spirit bones.
If I ever met the genius who came up with this theory, I'd have to give them a hundred million slaps across the face—and they wouldn't be allowed to refuse.
Douluo 2's women: "Could this theory for identifying Evil Soul Masters really be wrong?"
Haha.
I'd really like to know—if those in Douluo 2 who worship Sea God Tang San without reservation learned that Tang San was actually the progenitor of Evil Soul Masters, how would his admirers in Douluo 2 react?
Douluo 2's women: "Uh, this..."
Although they were somewhat dumbfounded, strangely enough, this news did not cause much of a stir among Douluo 2's women.
Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er Livestream: "People of Douluo 2, does Tang San really have so many admirers in Douluo 2? The livestream has been running for so long, yet you've barely said a word."
"I looked into it before and saw your world's name in the livestream. You should be able to speak, right?"
Douluo 2 Livestream Xu Jiujiu: "That's true."
"The main thing is that, aside from that Tang Wutong, the diaries Shen Fan has written so far are basically all about Douluo 1. We simply have no way to join in."
"I imagine it's the same for those other worlds as well."
Since Tang San and Evil Soul Masters had come up, I might as well write about Tang Ya too.
Sigh.
My poor "brother" Tang San's reputation was about to take another massive hit.
Speaking of which.
Tang Ya was the uh... generation of Tang Sect leader...
I couldn't remember which generation of Tang Sect leader Tang Ya was, but it wouldn't affect the plot that followed.
Douluo 2 Tang Ya: "..."
After ten thousand years, the Tang Sect, once incomparably powerful during the Douluo 1 era, had gradually declined as well.
By Tang Ya's generation, hidden weapons had been completely suppressed by Soul Tools. Even the Tang Sect itself, along with its sect leader, had been wiped out by some tiny third-rate sect.
All of this left Tang Ya, who had lost both the Tang Sect and her parents, in immense pain. She had always wanted to improve herself, hoping that one day she could return for revenge and restore the Tang Sect to its former glory.
But Tang Ya, her parents, and all the Tang Sect predecessors who had worked for ten thousand years to revive the Tang Sect did not know that the reason they could not restore the Tang Sect's glory was not because they lacked talent, but because Tang San had deceived everyone in the Tang Sect.
In order to follow in Tang San's footsteps, and because they worshipped Tang San, the first-generation sect leader, too deeply, some genius had no idea how come up with an idea on the spur of the moment.
That was, every future Tang Sect leader had to possess Blue Silver Grass as their martial soul—and this bizarre rule received the approval and recognition of everyone in the Tang Sect.
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