"Boss, Daisy is currently being held in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s cells.
So Daisy doesn't have a good impression of S.H.I.E.L.D. This is the perfect time to make a move.
If you can step in and rescue her, putting on a heroic rescue of a damsel in distress.
You'll definitely leave an indelible good impression in Daisy's heart."
Hearing Loren say he wanted to win Daisy over, Alice immediately began offering him advice.
Listening to her speak so logically, who would have thought she was merely an artificial intelligence? She was practically a love guru.
"A heroic rescue of a damsel in distress? Alice, where did you learn all these womanizing tricks?" Loren asked, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Of course, I learned them from you, Boss! You taught me through both words and example! If I still couldn't learn them, wouldn't that disgrace your illustrious name?"
"My illustrious name? What name?" Loren looked completely baffled. Since when did he have a title? Why didn't he know about it?
"Aren't you going to become a technological overlord? Then your title is naturally Tech Overlord!" Alice said solemnly.
"..." Loren.
Alice's words nearly left Loren speechless enough to cough up blood.
This AI was getting more and more outrageous. She even knew how to tease him now.
After all, official roasting was the deadliest kind!
"Alright, quit messing with me. Send Natasha a message and tell her I know."
Ever since the last time he had pinned Natasha against the desk in her office and ravaged her relentlessly, that woman had been thoroughly conquered by him.
Although she was still a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, she was clearly physically in one camp while her heart was in another.
He couldn't say Natasha had betrayed S.H.I.E.L.D. because of him, but her loyalty to S.H.I.E.L.D. had