Douluo: Restarting the Continent, The Spirit Hall Goes Berserk
Chapter 97

Tang San Became Yu Xiaogang's Martial Soul

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"Ta... Tang San? You became my Martial Soul!"

Yu Xiaogang was utterly horrified.

Before Tang San could speak, Yu Xiaogang's Soul Power churned from his earlier excitement, and he instinctively unleashed his first soul skill!

"First Soul Skill: Fart Like Thunder, Luo Sanpao Shatters Heaven and Earth!"

Buzz!

The first yellow Soul Ring around Tang San's neck suddenly blazed brightly!

Tang San's pig eyes instantly widened until they nearly popped out of their sockets!

Under Tang Chen's horrified and Yu Xiaogang's baffled gazes—

Tang San's bloated half-beast body leaped uncontrollably into the air. Midair, he abruptly turned around and aimed his enormous pig backside at the ground below.

"Pfft, rumble rumble rumble!!!"

A world-shaking fart as deafening as muffled thunder blasted wildly from Tang San's rear!

Along with the thunderous blast, a yellow-green cloud of foul poisonous gas exploded through the forest like a biochemical bomb!

"Cough, cough, cough! Blergh!"

Tang Chen, who stood closest, bore the brunt of it and was blasted right in the face by the massive fart.

The stench, ten thousand times worse than a sewer, instantly burrowed into the nostrils of the man once known as the strongest in the world.

As a Limit Douluo who had always considered himself invincible, he had seen plenty in his lifetime.

Yet now, a single fart from his great-grandson made his eyes roll back as he clutched a tree and began vomiting violently!

"What a sin! Blergh, Tang Hao, you bastard! Blergh, what kind of freak did you give birth to?! Blergh~~~"

As Tang Chen vomited, he cursed Tang Hao's ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart!

In midair, Tang San felt the stinging pain coming from his backside and felt as if there was no longer any reason for him to keep living.

He wanted to die.

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