(Thanks to .God-Emperor Great Scholar Nurgle Eye of Terror. for the tip. Bonus release 2/5.)
Then came the ever-popular stuffing-their-faces segment. Hulitai and Ragnar had been imprisoned by the Dark Eldar for a long time and had barely had a decent meal.
Li Qinwu treated them to meat and booze, enough to make them weep with longing. Their mouths never stopped moving.
As everyone started eating, Li Qinwu gave Yellow Sand and Swift Shadow a meaningful look and gestured at his chest with a finger.
Yellow Sand understood immediately. He wanted to get the two Astartes drunk and harvest their Gene-seed.
The light of wisdom shone in Swift Shadow's eyes as he asked outright:
"What does that mean?"
Li Qinwu slapped his own face. This guy belonged at the kids' table!
Li Qinwu pointed at a drinking glass, mimed drinking, then sleeping, then pointed at Ragnar, who was busy stuffing his face.
This time, Swift Shadow understood.
"You want me to get him drunk?"
Li Qinwu nearly punched Swift Shadow's teeth out. The bastard hadn't exactly kept his voice down, and both men drinking across from them had heard him.
Ragnar immediately burst out laughing.
"Hahahahahahaha! You rotten potatoes and rotten bird eggs think you can drink me under the table?
"Come at me together. I'll drink every last one of you under the table!"
Yellow Sand hauled a barrel of spirits as big as a water-cooler jug out from under the table and slammed it down.
"Quit talking shit. Just how much can you drink? Let's find out!"
Ragnar's eyes lit up. With a grand sweep of his hand, he performed a masterful tabletop clearing, sweeping all the empty plates in front of him onto the floor, then hoisted two huge barrels of spirits out from under the table.