(Bonus update with thanks to .The Two-Headed Dragon Playing Tug-of-War with the God-Emperor and Khorne. for the tip.)
With that question-and having been set back down-Li Qinwu knew he had this in the bag, so he immediately put on airs.
"Our workplace is a great place to work. Clear employment contracts, no traps, and you only work twenty-four hours a day. No need to turn back time through the Warp to squeeze in an extra hour.
And the benefits are fantastic. Food and accommodation, five types of social insurance, and a housing fund. The boss never feeds you empty promises. Everything is real, right there for you to enjoy.
So, interested in working for us?"
Mechanical Big Crab grew bashful.
"Huh? Can I? Can I really?"
Li Qinwu folded his arms and looked Mechanical Big Crab up and down.
Thinking Li Qinwu was assessing him, Mechanical Big Crab immediately puffed out his chest and raised his head, standing so straight that his height increased from eight meters to eight point one.
Li Qinwu gave his appraisal:
"You've got a sturdy build, at least. I saw you working earlier, too. Dismantling, hauling-you can handle all that hard, grueling work. If you joined us, you could at least be a freight team leader!"
Mechanical Big Crab's eyes lit up when he heard he was being offered a position.
"A position, too? That's amazing! When do we start work?"
Li Qinwu spoke with unruffled confidence.
"A good workplace naturally has no shortage of good employees. I know our workplace, and it's a good one. Whether you're a good employee, though, I don't know. You'll have to prove it to me!"
Mechanical Big Crab immediately brimmed with enthusiasm, snapping his two enormous pincers together with repeated metallic clacks.
"Just give the order, boss! Whatever