Ch. 561This Counts as a Chapter Too (doge)
Chapter Summary
Plot Points and Events
- The author announces that the Big Cut arc has ended permanently and explains that it was inspired by Big Cut’s story and the song “I Gave My Heart to the Bright Moon.”
- The author acknowledges that the arc was highly niche and may not have appealed to readers who were not on the same “wavelength.”
- Much of the chapter addresses reader reactions, especially complaints that the story had “fallen off,” ended before the Big Cut arc, or become worthless afterward.
- The author explains the economics of serialized novels on Tomato: after roughly one million words, a book receives its final recommendation opportunity and loses most of its platform traffic. Authors are therefore encouraged to end books around one to 1.2 million words and begin new ones.
- The author compares this to the difficulties of continuing long-running works:
- Goblin is nearing three million words and has become extremely difficult to write.
- Warhammer, at around 1.2 million words, has technically exceeded its normal lifespan but still has a great deal of story remaining.
- The author says both novels are being forcibly continued, with Goblin especially nearing exhaustion while slowly moving toward its conclusion.
- After Warhammer, the author plans to return to the Search-Fight-Extract format and the deeper Hideout-management gameplay.
- The author previews possible Hideout upgrades, including a warship-based factory capable of mass-producing Lasguns and slots for specialized personnel such as Tech-Priests.
- The chapter ends with a comedic explanation of how readers could supposedly join the author’s “Penguin Lair,” followed by the much simpler alternative: read the author’s profile.
Character Developments
- There is little conventional narrative development because this is primarily an author’s note and meta-commentary chapter.
- The author presents themself as:
- Passionate about personally meaningful, unconventional arcs.
- Frustrated by exaggerated reader doomposting.
- Physically and creatively exhausted by maintaining extremely long novels.
- Still committed to finishing both ongoing stories despite declining motivation and platform support.
- The author’s future creative direction becomes clearer: Warhammer will eventually return to extraction-shooter gameplay and more sophisticated Hideout mechanics.
Significant Themes
- Creative freedom versus audience expectations: The author defends writing the Big Cut arc according to personal inspiration rather than trying to satisfy every reader.
- The economics of serialized fiction: Platform recommendation systems and word-count milestones strongly influence how long novels can practically survive.
- The burden of excessive length: Both writers and readers become exhausted when a story continues far beyond its natural commercial lifespan.
- Persistence and completion: Despite burnout, the author intends to keep moving toward the endings of the long-running works.
- Humor and community interaction: The exaggerated “Penguin Lair” requirements parody fan communities, online relationships, and the author-reader dynamic.
Character Interactions
- The main “interaction” is between the author and the readership:
- The author responds defensively to claims that the novel declined after Big Cut.
- Readers are criticized for treating a million-word novel as though it should still have the energy of a new work.
- The author also jokes about readers wanting direct access to the author’s private community.
- The fictionalized Penguin Lair scenario describes an absurdly one-sided relationship in which the reader serves the author in games, social outings, and daily life, creating a comedic parody of devotion and fan service.