"What nonsense are you spouting?" Luo Ye's face darkened when he heard that. He angrily slammed the hilt of his sword into Hisoka. "Can't even getting beaten shut you up now?"
What kind of ridiculous nonsense is that? Are those things something you can just say out loud? Aren't you ashamed? Anyone who didn't know better would probably think he was some lust-crazed demon who loved stripping people naked!
Can't he say something proper and act like a proper person for once?
Perhaps Luo Ye's expression had been far too obvious. Hisoka actually understood what he meant and let out a mocking laugh. "Don't tell me, brother. Aren't the things I said normal human needs? Or are you saying you only want a Platonic relationship, with not the slightest desire for the person you like?"
That can't be right. As his brother, how could he be this pure? It wasn't as though he had never watched the midnight premium channels. Brother was really such a hypocrite.
There's no way brother and this guy are dating just to hold hands. He can't have never thought about sleeping with him!
Hisoka's response was to have Luo Ye shove his head straight into the ground, then sit on his back and fake a smile. "There aren't any chairs around here, and I happen to be tired. Just be a chair for me."
Hisoka could spout all kinds of filthy nonsense the moment he opened his mouth. Luo Ye couldn't let him keep babbling. Since he couldn't teach him to shut up, he had no choice but to mute him manually.
Hisoka, with a mouthful of dirt and being used as a chair, "..." I only told the truth. Was that reaction really necessary? Brother really can't take a joke at all.
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