Install an Anti-Fraud App

Bang—

"Fuck..."

In the dim bedroom, Lin Chuan had been unemployed at home due to the Black Swan Event and city lockdown. While watching the Naruto anime, he suddenly slammed his palm onto the wooden table and used the mouse to close episode 584 of Naruto. Neji died in that episode.

Although he had already seen the ending in short videos, he still could not help opening Naruto. As a Naruto fan, he still could not get over Neji's death for a long time.

The Hokage's son became Hokage, the strategist's son became a strategist, and even the sacrificial pawn's son was still a sacrificial pawn. Was destiny truly impossible to resist? Did he have to die? What a fucked-up world.

Click—

"I know the feeling. I can't change my fate of getting fired either." Lin Chuan lit a cigarette and took a deep drag. A soft sigh escaped in front of the computer. Living in this world, being too empathetic was a kind of torment. He was practically unable to afford food himself, yet he still empathized with others.

Just as he was about to shut down the computer, a dialog box popped up on the screen.

"Do you wish to understand the meaning of life? Do you wish to go to the Naruto world... and eat beef?"

Yes / No

"Huh? It's 2020, right? Not 2007." Lin Chuan placed his hand on the mouse and chuckled. "Infinite Terror has been outdated for ages, and they're still pulling this..."

Faced with a choice like this, of course he clicked... Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes.

"Come on, Lord God. Working for anyone is still working. At least the Lord God clearly states the price and treats everyone fairly. Put in the effort, get the reward..."

Instead of working overtime until dawn while the boss called it a blessing, eventually turning into a nuclear-powered workhorse. The boss's house got bigger, his cars got fancier, and his mistresses got younger. And to prevent you from dropping dead from overtime, he thoughtfully fired you, calling it cost reduction and efficiency improvement...

Just as he was about to click Yes until it exploded, he instantly lost consciousness.

Coldness. Shaking...

The instant he woke up, he seemed to hear a mission prompt telling him to choose one, two, or six. Then he felt his body being yanked, and a cold, snow-white blade stabbed toward him.

"Fuck, no wonder it's so cold. With a blade that damn long, how could it not be cold!"

"What kind of grudge is this? Did you really have to one-shot me? At least give me a chance to talk! I want to be a good person..."

Lin Chuan had just transmigrated over and had not even seen the situation clearly. All he saw was a snow-white longsword piercing his body. His final memory was the samurai's savage grin. The common folk of the shinobi world had really been repressing themselves too much!

[Transmigrator dead. Death rollback. Life -1]

[Transmigration world: Naruto]

[Transmigration time unspecified. Random.]

[Transmigration location unspecified. Random.]

[Transmigration identity unspecified, transmigration bloodline unspecified, transmigration talent points unassigned... Random.]

[Transmigration begins...]

"Kill! Kill—"

"Fuck, where the hell did I get sent this time?" Lin Chuan slowly woke up in a drafty house. Hearing shouts of battle outside, he hurriedly felt all over his body. Only after confirming there was no blood and no blade wound did he breathe a sigh of relief. Last time, he had gotten stabbed.

Hearing the commotion outside, he curiously cracked open the door. He saw ninjas in green flak jackets fighting ninjas in brown flak jackets with red linings. The battlefield was right outside the wooden house he was in.

"Whew, whew." Lin Chuan quickly shut the door and gasped for breath. Fortunately, no one had noticed him. He hurriedly checked his body, looking for a way to save himself, only to discover that he was merely a child—not even a ninja. He instantly began cursing.

"Fuck, did I come here to not eat beef? How is a child supposed to not eat beef? And you dropped me onto a battlefield? What am I supposed to use to not eat beef, my head?"

[Please choose a beginner mission.]

[Mission One: Become a Six Paths level powerhouse.]

[Mission Two: Do not eat beef one hundred times.]

[Mission Six: Eat beef twice.]

[Complete mission: may return.] [Fail mission: death.] [Mission countdown: ten, nine, eight...]

"Fuck your mother? Why the hell would I choose a beginner mission? This is the Shinobi World War!" A series of mission prompts suddenly appeared in Lin Chuan's mind, accompanied by notification sounds. It was actually prompting him to choose a mission?

"Fuck, is there even a need to choose this mission?" The instant Lin Chuan saw the missions, he began cursing. In a fit of rage, he got angry for a moment.

He was on a battlefield right now. Staying alive was the top priority; everything else had to move aside. But he realized that something was wrong with how things were unfolding.

Where was his Lord God? Where were his teammates? Why was he the only one? Could this be some fake Lord God Space? Did the Lord God have an anti-fraud app installed?

"Six. I choose six. You sneaky bastard, did you eat missions three, four, and five? You damn dog of a planner." Seeing that the countdown was about to end, Lin Chuan could only choose the easiest mission first. Though he had no idea what Mission Six meant, he could clearly tell the difference in difficulty between two times and one hundred times.

After choosing Mission Six, he immediately shouted, "Lord God, do you have a beginner gift pack? Hurry up and give it to me! The shinobi world is too dangerous! How am I supposed to eat beef without cheats..."

[Transmigration world: Naruto]

[Transmigration time: Period of the Second Shinobi World War]

[Transmigration location: Land of Rain]

[Possessed person: Nakamura Lin Chuan]

[Gender: Male]

[Age: 6]

[Place of origin: Land of Rain. Civilian. Orphan.]

[Life: 1 point]

[Bloodline: Civilian]

[Talent: Civilian]

[Strength: Civilian]

[Chakra nature: None]

[Ninjutsu] [Taijutsu] [Genjutsu] [Other Functions]

"Damn it, do you need to tell me it's the Shinobi World War? Can't I see that? You throw me straight into the Shinobi World War? Have you never eaten beef before? You damn dog of a planner?"

"And what does one life point mean? Does it mean I only have one life left? Did getting stabbed by that samurai deduct one life? Did this transmigration deduct another life too? If I die again, wouldn't that be the end?"

"Why are the bloodline, talent, and strength all civilian? Why are ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjutsu all grayed out? What kind of shoddy game panel is this? If you haven't watched Naruto, don't make a game, you damn dog of a planner. Trash panel..."

Seeing the crude personal information that appeared in his mind, Lin Chuan found the rest easy enough to understand. Ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjutsu were grayed out, probably because he did not know any of them.

"Fuck, where's my beginner gift pack? What use is a crude panel?" In a fit of rage, he got angry for another moment. Furious, he grabbed a chunk of gravel from the table and threw it, hitting a pottery jar in the corner. The panel immediately displayed a prompt in his mind.

[Throwing proficiency +1]

"Fuck, that works too? Fine, you win." Lin Chuan cursed again. He saw the panel light up once more, and beneath it appeared Throwing, along with one point of throwing proficiency.

Just then, he suddenly heard someone outside shout, "Demolition unit, move forward and blow it up! Everyone retreat..."

Boom boom boom—

"Oh no, it's the Rock Ninja demolition unit." As a Naruto fan, Lin Chuan knew all too well how those explosion maniacs operated. As for how he understood them, that was no longer important. He had already been blown into the air and even saw his lower body flipping him off. His hands also gave the dog planner the middle finger.

"Three lives—there should at least be some kind of guarantee, right? You damn dog of a planner." Before dying, Lin Chuan could only pray silently. He had just transmigrated; he did not want to die yet. "You damn dog of a planner, you'd better give me some guaranteed reward from that explosion! And I'm not eating beef..."

[Transmigrator dead. Death rollback. Life -1]

[Transmigration world: Naruto]

[Transmigration time unspecified. Random.]

[Transmigration location unspecified. Random.]

[Transmigration identity unspecified, transmigration bloodline unspecified, transmigration talent points unassigned... Random.]

[Transmigration begins...]