Chapter 14

Did you realize someone could have died?

The guest room manager kept forcing a smile. In an effort to make up for his mistake, he pushed out a clean-cut young waiter. "This is Little Xu. The guest in Room 302 called for room service sometime after eight last night. Little Xu handled it..."

The waiter, Little Xu, was shoved a step forward. Under Young Master Lu's fierce glare, he swallowed nervously and said, "I only know that, according to the payment details, that gentleman's surname should have been Li. He bought clothes, shoes, a mask, and handcuffs from me. At first, he gave me a generous tip and asked me to tell him Young Master Lu's room number. I swear I didn't tell him! It's just that—"

"Just what?"

"It's just that I saw him buying a mask and assumed he was a guest attending Young Master Lu's birthday party, so I casually told him about the costume ball..."

"See? I told you this Little Bunny definitely wasn't someone I found, didn't I?" Xiao Kai was finally cleared of suspicion. Excitedly clapping his hands together, he said, "You two beasts wouldn't believe me. You insisted I was keeping the good stuff for myself!"

"Buying clothes and masks is understandable, but buying handcuffs is crossing the line..." Zuo Feiyang put on an indignant expression, though his stomach was already aching from holding back laughter. "He had ulterior motives. Looks like this rabbit wasn't a good rabbit—he'd planned it all along! He came specifically for our Brother Lu Yuan. Damn it, we let our guard down and actually let him get away with it!"

"When has our Young Master Lu ever suffered such humiliation? On his birthday, he got scammed by a blackhearted rabbit. He suffered the pain of losing his virginity without even knowing the other person's surname, and then let him run away afterward. It's enough to make those who hear it sad and those who see it weep..."

"We absolutely can't let this go! We have to—"

"Shut up!" Lu Yuan finally snapped. With several loud thuds, he kicked away the bastards who loved watching trouble unfold. "This never happened. If I hear even the slightest rumor about it in the future..."

He did not specify what would happen.

But they had been brothers for years. How could they not know each other's tempers? Usually, no one took their jokes seriously, but a dragon had its reverse scale—touch it, and you died. If they truly pushed him over the edge and he used the methods he reserved for enemies... heh, then things would get really entertaining.

Still, what exactly had happened last night?

Based on the known facts, since no third party had been involved, the best possible outcome was that Little Bunny had handcuffed Lu Yuan and not actually done the deed, leaving him to suffer for more than five hours without being able to get a taste.

And the worst possible outcome...

Could it be that their good brother, Young Master Lu, had been fucked by a little white rabbit?

That assumption was far too terrifying.

It made cold sweat pour down their backs and sent chills through their bones!

Author's Note:

There'll be another chapter tonight == Thank you to all the little angels who threw support tickets or watered me with nutrient solution between 2021-08-15 00:00:09 and 2021-08-17 12:19:55~

Thank you to the little angels who threw landmines: Kuai Xiang's Tomb, Lunar Eclipse, 1 each;

Thank you to the little angels who gave nutrient solution: Lunar Eclipse, Qiqi, Tofu Braised with Cabbage, 20 bottles; 45080266, Unrelated to Romance, Stars, 2 bottles; Rainy Day, Zhu Yi, 1 bottle;

Thank you all so much for your support. I'll keep working hard!

The Victim Comes Knocking~

Just as a certain victim surnamed Lu was combing through the surveillance footage, swearing he would catch that fluffy rabbit tail and settle every score...

Li Zhikong was sitting in the passenger seat of his brother's luxury car, carrying the hundred-thousand-yuan fortune he had earned last night in his bag. He hummed a tune, his mood soaring all the way!

Qin Mobei gave him several strange looks. "What's gotten into you? You're practically glowing. Did you have some wonderful dream last night?"

"Of course it was a wet dream. Isn't that obvious?" Since his brother did not know, Li Zhikong boldly spoke the truth. "Not only was it a wet dream, I even dreamed I made a hundred thousand yuan. Hey, Brother, let me ask you something. If you suddenly had an extra hundred thousand yuan, how would you spend it?"

Qin Mobei remained expressionless. "Isn't that simple? I've been thinking of getting a new car. That new Lamborghini sports car looks pretty good."

Li Zhikong laughed happily. "Brother, are you stupid? You want to buy a sports car with just a hundred thousand?"

Qin Mobei said, "Plus the more than three million in my card."

Li Zhikong: "..."

He felt his good mood vanish.

Damn these young masters from obscenely wealthy families!

He had not felt much guilt toward that scumbag surnamed Lu to begin with, and now there was none left at all.

That Lu guy indulged in debauchery every day. So what if Li Zhikong had drained him a little too hard? A few days of recuperation and he would be back to normal. Li Zhikong was poor as hell, and after finally earning a hundred thousand yuan, he had still been willing to spend several hundred on kidney-tonifying soup for him. That alone was enough to get him onto Touching China, okay?

While Li Zhikong mourned those few hundred yuan, he silently comforted himself. Forget it, Young Master Lu was not a disposable product. Even buying an inflatable doll required money for maintenance. If he recovered faster, wouldn't Li Zhikong be the one benefiting next?

Of course, he also had to guard against that scumbag having no male virtue and fooling around everywhere. It was like harvesting crops—when they were nearly ripe, he had to hurry over and harvest a batch. Otherwise, who knew who might get to enjoy them first...

Li Zhikong stroked his chin as he carefully planned in his heart. Before he had even digested this meal, he was already imagining how he would eat the next one.

So it really was not unfair to call rabbit spirits wicked and lustful!

All told, he had awakened two batches of inherited memories. The first could be summed up in one sentence: [How to seduce a Dual Cultivation partner more efficiently & how to survive when things go wrong.] The second batch, awakened this morning, went a step further: [How to improve the quality of a Dual Cultivation partner, thereby increasing the partner's recovery rate.]

Friend, are you still troubled because your bed partner lacks stamina? Take XX-brand Kidney Treasure—XX-brand Kidney Treasure, good for him and good for me~

Of course, rabbit spirits had methods far more sophisticated than XX-brand Kidney Treasure. Li Zhikong roughly sorted them out, and they could be divided into the following categories:

First, the orthodox method [This relies on the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to replenish one's vital essence at its root. Its advantage is that it has no side effects; its disadvantage is that it works relatively slowly and requires high-grade jade as supplementary material. Poor bastards need not even think about it.]