Chapter 22

Do you realize someone nearly died?

The guest room manager kept apologizing. In an effort to make up for his mistake, he pushed forward a handsome young waiter. "This is Little Xu. The guest in Room 302 called for room service sometime after eight last night. Little Xu handled it..."

Little Xu was shoved a step forward. Under Young Master Lu's vicious glare, he nervously swallowed and said, "All I know is that the payment information indicated the gentleman's surname should have been Li. He bought clothes, shoes, a mask, and handcuffs from me. At first, he gave me a rather large tip and asked me to tell him Young Master Lu's room number. I swear I didn't tell him! It was just—"

"Just what?"

"It was just that I saw him buying a mask and assumed he was a guest attending Young Master Lu's birthday party, so I casually told him about the costume ball..."

"See? I told you this little rabbit wasn't someone I brought!" Xiao Kai had finally cleared his name. He clapped his hands excitedly. "You two animals refused to believe me and insisted I was hiding something!"

"Buying clothes and masks was one thing, but buying handcuffs was going too far..." Zuo Feiyang put on an indignant expression, though his stomach was already hurting from laughing. "He had sinister intentions. Looks like this rabbit wasn't a good rabbit—he'd planned it all along! He was after our Brother Lu Yuan! Damn it, we let down our guard and actually let him succeed!"

"When has Young Master Lu ever suffered such humiliation? On his birthday, he was swindled by a black-hearted rabbit, suffered the pain of losing his virginity without even knowing the other person's surname, and then let him get away. It was enough to make those who heard it grieve and those who saw it weep..."

"We absolutely can't just let this go! We have to—"

"Shut up!" Lu Yuan had reached the end of his patience. With a few loud kicks, he sent the bastards who loved watching trouble running. "You don't need to meddle in this. Let's pretend today never happened. If I hear any rumors afterward..."

He did not specify what would happen.

But they had been brothers for years. How could they not know each other's tempers? Usually, nobody took a few jokes seriously. But dragons had reverse scales, and anyone who touched them would die. If they truly provoked him and he used the methods he reserved for enemies... heh, then things would get interesting.

Still, what exactly happened last night?

Based on the known facts, since no third party had been involved, the best-case scenario was that the little rabbit had handcuffed Lu Yuan without actually doing anything. He had merely left him suffering for more than five hours, able to look but not touch.

And the worst-case scenario...

Could their good brother, Young Master Lu, have been fucked by a little white rabbit?

That assumption was too terrifying.

It made cold sweat pour down their backs and sent chills through them!

Author's note:

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The Aggrieved Party Came Knocking~

◎The aggrieved party came knocking~◎

Just as a certain aggrieved party surnamed Lu was combing through the surveillance footage, vowing to catch that fluffy rabbit tail and settle every grudge and score...

Li Zhikong was sitting in the passenger seat of his brother's luxury car, carrying the huge sum of one hundred thousand yuan he had earned last night in his bag. He hummed a tune, his mood soaring all the way!

Qin Mobei gave him several strange looks. "What's gotten into you? You're practically glowing. Did you have some sweet dream last night?"

"Of course it was a wet dream. What else could it be?" Li Zhikong spoke the truth boldly because his brother did not know. "Not only was it a wet dream, I even dreamed I made a hundred thousand yuan. Hey, bro, let me ask you something. If you suddenly had an extra hundred thousand yuan, how would you spend it?"

Qin Mobei remained expressionless. "Isn't that simple? I've been wanting to replace my car. Lamborghini's new sports car looks pretty good."

Li Zhikong laughed happily. "Bro, are you stupid? You want to buy a sports car with just a hundred thousand yuan?"

Qin Mobei said, "Together with the more than three million in my account."

Li Zhikong said, "..."

He felt his good mood vanish.

Damn these evil rich young masters!

He had not felt much guilt toward that scumbag surnamed Lu to begin with, but now there was none left at all.

That Lu guy spent every day wallowing in wine and women. So what if he had drained him a little hard? A few days of recuperation and he would be fine. Li Zhikong was this poor, yet after finally earning one hundred thousand yuan, he had still been willing to spend several hundred on kidney-tonifying soup for him. If word got out, he could practically make it onto Touching China, okay?

While Li Zhikong's heart ached over those few hundred yuan, he silently comforted himself. Forget it, Young Master Lu was not a disposable product. Even buying an inflatable doll meant spending money on maintenance. If he recovered faster, wouldn't Li Zhikong himself be the one benefiting next?

Of course, he also had to guard against that scumbag failing to uphold male virtue and fooling around everywhere. It was like harvesting crops—once they were nearly ripe, he had to hurry over and harvest a batch. Otherwise, who knew who might benefit from it...

Li Zhikong stroked his chin as he carefully made plans in his mind. He had not even finished digesting this meal, yet he was already fantasizing about how to eat the next one.

So the Rabbit Spirit truly had not been wronged at all by being called evil and lewd!

All things considered, he had awakened two waves of inherited memories. The first could be summed up in one sentence: [How to seduce a Dual Cultivation partner more efficiently & how to survive when things go wrong]. The second wave he awakened this morning went a step further: [How to improve the quality of a Dual Cultivation partner, thereby increasing the recovery rate of the Dual Cultivation partner]

Friend, are you still troubled by your bed partner's poor stamina? Try XX-brand Kidney Treasure—XX-brand Kidney Treasure: he feels good, and so do I~

Of course, the Rabbit Spirit's methods were far more sophisticated than something as low-tech as XX Kidney Treasure. Li Zhikong roughly organized them, and they could be divided into the following types:

1. The orthodox method [This replenished one's vital essence by relying on the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. Its advantage was that it had no side effects; its disadvantage was that it took effect relatively slowly and required high-grade jade as auxiliary material. Poor bastards need not even think about it.]