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Reality was brutal. Quite a few rich heirs knew those hot girls in short skirts. No exaggeration—their faces and figures were absolutely top-tier, goddess-level beauties who turned heads everywhere they went... Yet compared to the young lady getting out of Young Master Lu's passenger seat, they were crushed in every way. Why were their waists so thick? Their legs so short? Their faces so rough? Their bearing so tacky?

Without saying a single harsh word, Li Zhikong forced the gathered "lionesses" back with nothing but her gaze. Like a queen, she swept her eyes over the crowd before turning around and opening the car door.

Then she bent down, wrapped an arm around Young Master Lu's neck, and smiled as she fiercely kissed him!

A massive tide surged through Lu Yuan's world. He practically closed his eyes with a sigh. Fine, let whoever think whatever they wanted. He was never escaping the net that little lustful rabbit had woven with her own hands anyway...

Lu Rudi finally reached the finish line, only to see this heart-stopping scene. There was none of the contempt or mockery he had imagined—they simply hadn't noticed him at all!

Even worse than hatred was being ignored. This young master was usually the center of attention, surrounded by adoration. How could he endure such humiliation? He immediately wanted to drive away.

But the moment the engine started, Li Zhikong sharply raised a hand and stopped him.

What, couldn't take a loss? Trying to run off with the money? This car had a new owner now, got it, little brat!

Young Master Lu, whom she had ruthlessly shoved away: "..."

I rank lower than a used car???

Lu Rudi, on the other hand, began scheming. No longer in a hurry to mourn his loss, he sat in the backseat of his lackey's car and slowly calculated: he hadn't heard that Lu Yuan had a girlfriend, but judging by how fiery those two were, either they had just made things official, or they were purely fuck buddies. One wanted money and the other wanted sex—the latter seemed more likely. With that girl's looks, no family matching the requirements could possibly have produced her! If she couldn't marry into the Lu Family, wouldn't she just be something to play with?

Judging by her bearing, Lu Rudi had initially thought she was some little fairy untouched by worldly affairs, raised on dew. Her only flaw was that she was blind—otherwise, how could she have fallen for Lu Yuan, that flashy but useless prick...

That was right. Even without confirmation, driven by jealousy, Lu Rudi had already viciously decided that there had to be something wrong with Lu Yuan's body! Eighty percent chance he couldn't get it up! And even if he could, he definitely couldn't last!

Now that the little fairy had come over so eagerly to collect the car keys, Lu Rudi couldn't help feeling tempted despite his frustration. Oh, he'd misjudged her, misjudged her. This chick really loved money—she should've said so earlier! This young master had plenty of money! What was the point of following a cheap, impotent man like Lu Yuan? Follow me instead. The two of us can work together from inside and out, take Lu Yuan down, and I'll share everything in the Lu Family with you!

Li Zhikong had no idea what pleasant fantasies the little brat was indulging in. After taking the keys, she slipped into the car like its owner and drove it around a few times. Once she had gotten her fill, she handed it over to the designated driver, then curled up catlike in the passenger seat of Lu Yuan's car. "Let's go~ Home~"

What was a genius? This was what a genius was!

He had been worried that he wouldn't know how to handle things after changing cars, but it turned out it hadn't affected him at all. He already knew how to do it—everything was ready except the test~

The two cars drove away one after the other.

All the men and women who had come from far away to watch the excitement silently watched them leave, their hearts full of endless mixed feelings.

The rich young men envied Lu Yuan: Fuck, this was what a winner in life should be! His female companion was that beautiful and kissed him in public, while all he had to give up was a sports car he'd easily won. Damn it, dating on the company dime really was the best!

The sugar babies envied Li Zhikong: Why, boohoohoo? They were all just there to make those idiot rich boys look good, so what did they get, and what did she get? She took one trip with him and got a sports car worth at least a million! The legendary Young Master Lu really did take after his father. A scumbag was still a scumbag, but he really was willing to spend money on women~

They couldn't help feeling restless. Should they try seducing him?

They might not be as pretty as that girl, but orchids, plum blossoms, bamboo, and chrysanthemums each had their own charm. Maybe they would be exactly Young Master Lu's type?

In any case, everyone had tacitly decided that the sports car he had won now belonged to Li Zhikong—even Lu Yuan thought so.

So after reaching his own front door, Li Zhikong waved goodbye to Scum Lu. He was almost inside the residential complex before noticing a car following behind him, one that looked extremely fucking familiar...

The designated driver stared at him for a long while, then leaned out and asked, "Where would you like me to park the car later?"

Li Zhikong was utterly bewildered. "Park what where? Why didn't you follow the car in front? This car isn't mine either."

The driver was dumbfounded too. "Huh?"

Li Zhikong hurriedly looked for Lu Yuan, only to discover that he had already vanished. With a face full of black lines, he called him. "Honey, take a quick look. Did you lose something?"

Lu Yuan searched around in the car and found that not only had he lost nothing, he had also gained one of the little lustful rabbit's dresses. Without the slightest hesitation, he stuffed it into the storage compartment, then played dumb in an even tone. "No, I don't think I lost anything."

"You didn't lose anything?" Li Zhikong's eyes widened. "What about the car you just won!"

"I gave that to you. Didn't I tell you?" Lu Yuan sounded even more surprised than he did. "You seemed to like it before, didn't you?"

"I like the moon too, so why don't you pluck it down for me?" Li Zhikong let out a howl. He had thought Scum Lu's reputation as a playboy was probably due to his smooth driving skills... How naive. Being good at driving was only the most insignificant of his virtues. These foolish sons from rich families had cheat codes for picking up girls! It was only because wealth couldn't corrupt him that he could withstand someone throwing money at him like this.

Too lazy to argue with him, Li Zhikong hung up and gave the driver an address, telling him to drive there.

As the saying went, one couldn't bite the hand that fed them. He and Scum Lu had a pure socialist fuck-buddy relationship. A real man stood upright and sat straight; even Dual Cultivation required the other party to serve him well enough, or they could go cool themselves somewhere else.

Being kept was absolutely out of the question. It was only because he had no money. Otherwise, he would be the one keeping the Lu guy, just like Tang dynasty princesses kept male favorites. Then, if he wanted eight-pack abs, he would have eight-pack abs; if he wanted to play any kind of kink, he could play any kind of kink. A rabbit's life couldn't get any better than that!

Too bad his immortal dad didn't have a throne for him to inherit... The Rabbit Spirit ancestors had been utterly useless, thinking with their dicks every day instead of doing anything productive. If they had conquered some territory earlier, would they still have had to fear their boat capsizing...