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Li Zhikong, that ungrateful little bastard—he was a salted fish himself, yet somehow had the nerve to mock his predecessors. By that logic, even Bai Jinxiao had more ambition than him. At least Bai Jinxiao had gone from a country cowherd to daring to pick up double-digit numbers of "lovers" after entering the city. As for him, he only ever screwed over that one Lu trash.

"Played games all day again?" Opening the door, Li Zhikong tossed the farm-style roast chicken he had brought back at Sun Zhenglong. "You've even got dark circles. Take it easy, will you?"

"Thanks for the reward, young master~" Sun Zhenglong's nose twitched. Like a starving dog pouncing on food, he reached in to tear off a chicken leg, only for Li Zhikong to smack him with something. "Did you wash your hands?"

With the latex fake breasts his best friend had just taken off perched on his head, Sun Zhenglong looked utterly aggrieved. "Please! Could you prepare two-person sets when you change clothes too? My poor, tender heart gets tortured by you every day. I'll never find a wife at this rate."

He had always felt that the greatest tragedy of his life was meeting that disaster surnamed Li.

He had been stupid too. When they were kids, Li Zhikong had been as pretty as a doll. All the children in their neighborhood had been conquered by him. Whenever they played house, they fought to be his concubines, and so the dog emperor and his imperial harem became a staple performance. A bunch of little sprouts not even waist-high to an adult played palace intrigue with great seriousness. Only Sun Zhenglong remained pure amid the muck—he was not a concubine. He was the chief eunuch of the inner palace.

And once a eunuch, always a eunuch. All these years, Sun Zhenglong had been Li Zhikong's designated scapegoat. The experience had been thrilling as hell...

Like now. For some reason, this young master had gone crazy again. Instead of staying home for summer vacation, he had put on women's clothes and gone out to scam people.

Sun Zhenglong's parents were away on business year-round, leaving him alone at home. That made it convenient for that demon to wreak havoc—damn it, no matter how many times he witnessed it, he could never get used to his childhood friend transforming into a breathtaking beauty! It was enough to make him sick. Even the prettiest girls could no longer stir his heart, because he always suspected that if their skirts were lifted, their dicks would be bigger than his.

Li Zhikong could not be bothered with his wailing. In no time, he had changed back into his clothes and removed his makeup. The peerlessly handsome young man was back. "Take your time eating. I'm heading home."

"Go on, go on." Sun Zhenglong waved lifelessly. "Just be more careful when you dress like a girl at my place from now on, okay? I don't want the old lady next door looking at me like I'm a toad again..."

"..." Li Zhikong felt guilty for once. "Fine. I'll be more careful next time."

There was going to be a next time?!

Sun Zhenglong gnawed on a chicken bone and sighed. Amitabha, please send some immortal to take this demon away. He was truly afraid that one day, his nearly two hundred pounds of flesh would end up getting him killed.

There were always those who prospered and those who suffered. Lu Rudi had driven off in a sports car and come back naked, which was miserable enough. Before he could even recover, someone came to gloat.

It was his half-sister from the same father, Lu Lu.

Lu Rudi's mother and Lu Lu's mother were the closest among Lu Mingyu's many mistresses. Years ago, they had formed a simple offensive and defensive alliance, pooling their strength for major undertakings and joining forces to undermine the old Lu Family.

Lu Lu acted like an unparalleled white lotus in daily life and was quite favored by Lu Mingyu. Everywhere she went, she carried herself like the Lu Family's eldest princess. Unfortunately, Lu Rudi knew her too well. How could he possibly be fooled?

"Haven't seen you in a few days, and you've really made progress, huh?" Lu Lu could not be bothered pretending with Lu Rudi and sneered. "What were you thinking? Did you really think your little amateur skills could beat Lu Yuan? If he were that easy to deal with, the Lu Family's crown prince would have been replaced long ago."

"At least I dared to go head-to-head with him. What about you? You've licked his boots for years—has he ever paid you any attention?"

"What do you mean, licked his boots? Your mouth is disgusting!" Lu Lu crossed her legs, spreading her arms across the back of the sofa. "I rushed over here the moment I got the intel to tell you, and you ungrateful dog don't appreciate kindness!"

"What intel could you possibly have?" At the mention of intelligence, Lu Rudi looked smug and mocked her. "Women like you are only good at acting cute and playing sweet. You might as well take advantage of the old man liking you and get yourself married with a decent dowry..."

"Say that to my mother if you've got the guts!" Lu Lu rolled her eyes and jutted her chin toward the coffee table. "Forget it. I don't have time to waste on you. See those photos on the table? Take a good look at them."

"Look at what?" Lu Rudi picked them up carelessly and glanced through them, but his brow soon furrowed.

Watching his expression change again and again, Lu Lu could not help leaning forward. "Well? Does he look familiar?"

Lu Rudi did not even realize how wide his mouth had fallen open.

Lu Lu grew even more anxious. "Say something!"

"Y-Yeah, he does look a little similar..." Lu Rudi looked as if his entire worldview had shattered as he practically wore the photos out from flipping through them. "But isn't the gender wrong? Even with the mask on, you can tell this one's a man... Lu Yuan's female companion had huge tits..."

"You're hopelessly stupid. What does that prove? Big tits can be faked!"

"Tell me what's going on with these photos first. Who's this masked guy with rabbit ears?"

"It's not that I'm trying to keep you in suspense. This information is just a little too bizarre..." Lu Lu lit herself a cigarette and narrowed her eyes. "Didn't Lu Yuan celebrate his birthday at that hot spring resort a few days ago? I even deliberately found someone to crash the party and claim she was pregnant with his child, but that bastard didn't take the bait at all. Not only did he not take the bait, he picked a man to sleep with that very night. There—this guy in the photos."

"He slept with a man?" Lu Rudi echoed like a parrot. "Lu Yuan? With a man?"

"And that's not all. Apparently, Lu Yuan was the one on the bottom..." Lu Lu exhaled a smoke ring expressionlessly.

Lu Rudi looked as though he had been struck by lightning and could not speak for a long while.

Lu Lu said, "I originally wanted to confirm it further, but then I saw the livestream of you racing Lu Yuan today. That female companion of his..."

Honestly, the livestream footage had been pretty rough, with no high-definition close-ups of her face at all. The photos in her hand were even worse—the rabbit-eared youth's face was half-covered by a mask. How wild would someone's imagination have to be to connect the two? Especially when they were not even the same gender.