Chapter 5

"But we came from the same mother!"

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Come on, Old Qin, get over here a little. I need to tell you something first..." His bad friend finally seemed to believe him, his eyes gleaming as he dragged Qin Mobei aside for a private word. "Honestly, Old Qin, after all these years as brothers, what do you think of me?"

"So-so, I guess. Why?"

"What I mean is, if your little brother still doesn't have someone, do you think he could consider me...?"

Before he could finish, Qin Mobei flew into another rage and pummeled him until his head was covered in bumps. "Brother my ass! Who the fuck is brothers with you? Consider you? Why don't you consider how you want to die?"

After taking that beating, this delusional toad finally came somewhat to his senses. He leaned close to Qin Mobei's ear and muttered, "Something's not right. I think your little brother might be a little strange... You know me. I've only dated girls before. I'm straight as hell! But for some reason, seeing him makes my heart itch. I get especially restless. It feels like gender and all that are just clouds in the sky..."

Qin Mobei turned and looked Li Zhikong over. He wore nothing more than a plain white T-shirt and jeans, without a trace of anything improper. When Li Zhikong noticed him looking, he gave him an exceedingly well-behaved smile—clean and fresh, the very picture of a young man at his finest.

"That's because your morals have gone to hell! And you've got the nerve to say my little brother is strange?" Qin Mobei warned him, "Stay away from my little brother from now on. If you dare entertain any crooked thoughts, I'll twist off both your heads!"

"Am I that kind of person?" His bad friend clamped his legs together and protested repeatedly. Seeing Qin Mobei about to leave, he tried to seize his last chance to defend himself. "See? You said it yourself—I'm not the only one who misunderstood your relationship. If you walked side by side with any other guy, would people get the same impression? It's because I'm a good brother that I'm warning you. Your little brother is just too tempting. It isn't only that he's pretty—he's really the kind of... Ah!"

This bad friend's surname was Huang, and among their circle of friends he went by Young Master Huang. Having gotten an early start in matters of romance, he believed he had accumulated a wealth of profound insights. He therefore loved playing the role of relationship mentor, offering strategies to his less experienced little brothers and enlightening their hearts.

He genuinely thought Qin Mobei's little brother was dangerous.

Walking down the street, he was like a sweet little snack—tempting and soul-stealing... Who wouldn't want to take a bite and have a taste? It was only because Qin Mobei was with him, making everyone assume the little snack was taken, that they did not dare act rashly for the moment. Otherwise, just wait and see...

Who could have known that while he was talking animatedly, he looked up and found that the little snack, who had been far away a moment ago, had somehow come right over. That stunningly handsome face was less than ten centimeters from his own! Li Zhikong's eyes burned as he studied him with keen interest!

Caught off guard, Young Master Huang felt a chill shoot from his heels straight to the crown of his head. He cried out in fright and stumbled back three steps.

He retreated three steps, and the little-snack little brother advanced three steps after him. In the end, the distance between them had not widened at all. The other man still examined him as though he were some rare and exotic beast.

"Uh... hello, little brother?" The shock lasted only a moment. Once it passed, Young Master Huang's heart began to flutter again. Beauty was beauty—the closer he got, the more powerful the impact. He felt as though he were about to get a nosebleed. He couldn't handle this. He really couldn't.

"You think I make people want to steal me away?" Li Zhikong smiled at him very amicably, then humbly asked, "Could you describe the feeling more specifically? Is it the kind where lust goes to your head, or the kind where your heart skips a beat?"

Qin Mobei frowned at the side. "Little—"

Li Zhikong raised his right hand to stop him. "Big brother, don't say anything yet. Let him talk!"

"How should I put it? Maybe both?" Young Master Huang thought dazedly. So the little-snack little brother was actually quite assertive? But assertiveness was adorable too! I could learn to be an M... Stop, stop. He rubbed his face hard, feeling that he had truly lost his mind. A man in his twenties, yet he felt as if he had returned to the days of his first love as a teenager—clumsy and foolish in front of the person he liked, his heart soft and aching. In contrast, his dick was rock hard. Luckily, the bullet-style underwear he had chosen today was one size too small, and the stiff fabric of his pants gave him a sense of security...

He lowered his eyes and did not dare look at that bewitching young man again, afraid he might lose control and do something beastly.

Just then, he caught another faint fragrance. Young Master Huang hurriedly used it to change the subject. "Ah, do you smell that? Something suddenly smells so good! Is it some new limited-edition perfume?"

Li Zhikong sniffed the back of his hand, then held out one finger beneath Young Master Huang's nose and waved it. "Is this the scent?"

Young Master Huang nodded again and again. "Yes, yes, yes!"

Seeing his childhood friend swooning like a big cat that had eaten catnip, Qin Mobei found him unbearable to look at. He grabbed Li Zhikong's right hand and sniffed it as well. "Don't tell me you've secretly been taking drugs. Where did that scent come from?"

"You seriously can't smell it?" Young Master Huang pitied his childhood friend for having a blind nose. "It's faint and subtle, but there's no way you wouldn't smell it from that close!"

"...Big brother, I'm hungry. Let's go eat." Li Zhikong interrupted their discussion over [whether there was a scent or not].

He roughly understood what was going on.

This damned Rabbit Spirit bloodline!

Because it had only just begun to awaken, only a small portion of the inherited memories in his mind had been unlocked. Most of them were terrible tricks for seducing people and building a harem, while the crucial information was frustratingly vague. For instance, why did his ancestors strongly recommend that, once he came of age, he quickly find a suitable person to fool around with—the sooner the better, without delay...

Li Zhikong had previously thought, What if I just stubbornly refuse? At worst, whenever I go into heat, I'll take care of myself. My ancestors don't have all-seeing eyes. Could they really tell that I was faking it?

True, his ancestors did not have all-seeing eyes.

But his body clearly had ideas of its own—taking the reactions of passersby represented by Young Master Huang into account, he came to several conclusions: