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"This young Master Lu had certainly inherited his stud father's lifestyle. All sorts of messy scandals had never stopped over the years. And he was even worse than his father. His father was like Duan Zhengchun—leaving affection everywhere, but at least owning up to it. He was never stingy with his women, and the particularly capable ones were even entrusted with important positions. One of his lovers, for example, had climbed to regional general manager and received a small share of stock... Lu Yuan was different. He was famous for being heartless after getting off. He'd even declared that he would never marry in this lifetime. But there were always people who refused to believe it, insisting on crashing into an iceberg. You just saw what happened to one such brave warrior..."

Qin Mobei's account was fairly broad, since he was not familiar with that Young Master Lu and had probably heard most of it secondhand. Yet Li Zhikong still listened with great interest, feeling that today had truly opened his eyes. He had encountered two other types of scumbags entirely different from his biological father, Bai Jinxiao.

The Rabbit Spirit truly had no principles, but wanting to be invincible? That was just wishful thinking!

Wasn't that why humans were the cleverest of all creatures?~

As Li Zhikong sighed, a flash of inspiration suddenly crossed his mind, something about how to solve his rut problem... But the flash came quickly and vanished even faster. He failed to catch it.

Ah, this was driving him crazy! Even after he and Qin Mobei changed into bathrobes and sat down beside the hot spring pool, that brilliant, wildly imaginative idea was still buried in some unknown corner of his mind. How the hell was he supposed to remember it again?!

Author's Note:

Give me some motivation, babies. When no one says anything, I'm always afraid I'll mess up the writing. ==

I Have Ears on My Head and a Tail Behind Me~

"Now that you've finally come of age, want to try something different?" Qin Mobei raised a black pottery wine cup toward Li Zhikong.

Li Zhikong had already taken off his bathrobe and soaked himself in the water. He sighed. "Ah~ So comfortable~ By the way, this wine isn't spicy, right? Bro, pour me just a little first. What if it tastes bad?"

"It's sake. The alcohol content is very low. It's called wine, but it's more like a beverage," Qin Mobei said, pouring him more than half a cup. "The college entrance exams are over anyway, and you've got a long vacation ahead to enjoy yourself. Have fun to your heart's content. Don't worry—if you drink too much, your brother will carry you back to your room. I won't let any random female demons take advantage of you."

"Tch, don't underestimate me. It may be my first time drinking, but I've got natural talent. Don't let it end with me carrying you back to your room!"

No man could stand hearing someone say he wasn't capable.

Li Zhikong first took a small sip and found that it did taste quite good. He tipped his head back and drained the cup, then held out the empty glass. "More!"

After drinking three cups in a row, he had also been soaking in the hot spring for over ten minutes. He did not know whether it was the faint buzz from the alcohol or simply the water being too hot, but his skin had turned a beautiful, enticing pale pink. His mind felt pleasantly muddled and excited. Then his tailbone began to itch faintly, as though something had suddenly emerged there, swaying gently against the cleft of his buttocks under the flowing water.

Curiously, Li Zhikong reached down to touch it.

It was a fluffy little ball, soft, smooth, and silky to the touch. When he squeezed it, it even mischievously dodged from side to side. It could not have been cuter.

But Li Zhikong only felt as though a bolt from the blue had smashed into his forehead!

This was a rabbit tail, wasn't it?

This could not really be a fucking rabbit tail, could it?

His inherited memories had not said he could grow one of these things! Wasn't this a damn scam?!

As a good older brother, Qin Mobei had been keeping an eye on his little brother's condition. Seeing Li Zhikong suddenly freeze in the pool with an expression as if he had seen a ghost in broad daylight, he could not help standing and walking over. "What's wrong? Did something happen?"

"Nothing! Don't come over yet!" Li Zhikong forced down his inner collapse and smiled as he made a stop gesture.

When Qin Mobei ignored him and still tried to come over, he hurriedly added, "Really, it's nothing. My calf just cramped up for a second. It's fine now."

"Why would you cramp up? Have you been soaking too long? Does your chest feel tight? How about getting out and moving around first, getting some fresh air..."

"Uh, my chest does feel a little tight, but forget moving around. The alcohol has made me all weak and limp. I'm so sleepy—I'd better go back to my room and sleep. Don't you have lots of friends here? It's still early, so you guys can keep having fun. I can go back by myself—"

"What kind of bullshit is that? Look in a mirror and see what you look like. How could I let you go back alone in this state? What if a wolf carries you off halfway there? Come on, get out and put on your bathrobe. I won't be at ease until I see you lying in bed myself."

He was not being overly anxious. On the contrary, Qin Mobei understood all too well just how low human morals could sink in the face of ultimate temptation.

Especially at this resort, which had gathered who knew how many energetic young heirs and heiresses.

These people already had little restraint to begin with. Earlier, his little brother had worn nothing but a white T-shirt and jeans, and they had looked at him like drooling pigs. Now he was soft-limbed and boneless, enough to stir anyone's heart and soul! Even Qin Mobei, his biological older brother, whose sexual orientation was straight as an arrow, wanted to curse when facing Li Zhikong like this. After handing him the bathrobe, he consciously turned around and looked away... If he let this little brat go back alone, then the thing on top of his neck was not a head but a water-filled balloon!

Li Zhikong had no idea that his brother had entered a state of "every plant and tree is an enemy, and everyone in sight is a thief eyeing my family's treasure." Seeing him turn around without being told, Li Zhikong secretly breathed a sigh of relief. After getting out of the water and drying himself off carelessly, he wrapped himself tightly in the bathrobe—now he was grateful that he had awakened Rabbit Spirit bloodline! The tail that had grown out was round and tiny, easy to hide. If he had awakened something like a fox spirit or weasel spirit instead, there would be no fooling his brother unless Qin Mobei were blind.

"Are you dressed?"

"Yep, yep. We can go now."

On the way, Qin Mobei deliberately had Li Zhikong walk close to the wall while he walked on the outside to block him. Even so, he could not filter out all the scorching stares. The funniest fucking thing was that, on such a short stretch of road, they even ran into two idiots who were so busy staring at him that they walked straight into the wall...

"I'm telling you, from now on, you are absolutely forbidden from drinking outside! Not even one cup! No alcohol of any kind!"