Warden, May I Kiss You?
Chapter 26

Test Results

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Yu Tu turned his head and looked at Lu Mi expectantly.

Lu Mi answered for him, "Lord Lan, follow your method. Don't hold back. I'll handle him."

Lan Su nodded, set the notebook and pen in his hands on the coffee table, then turned and had his wheelchair carry him toward the lab.

The lab was sterile and sealed, with a blue-light disinfection passage beyond the entrance.

Once inside the lab, Lu Mi raised a hand to cover Yu Tu's eyes and led him to a chair with the other.

When Lan Su came over with the blood-drawing tools, Lu Mi stared at the needle in his hand. "He doesn't like that very much. He had a stress reaction in the infirmary before."

Lan Su raised a brow. "A stress reaction isn't something you can fend off just by covering Yu Tu's eyes."

"I know." Lu Mi looked unusually awkward. "I have my own clever method."

"Fine." Lan Su took out a tourniquet. "Commander Yu Tu, raise your arm and roll up your sleeve."

Yu Tu rolled up his sleeve, revealing a slightly pale wrist. Lan Su tied the tourniquet around his arm, ten centimeters above the elbow, disinfected the area, and took out the blood-drawing needle.

The instant the needle pierced his skin, Yu Tu's entire body tensed sharply, and frightening veins bulged along his neck.

Just as he was about to lose control, Lu Mi gripped his chin, bent down, lowered his head, and pried open his mouth.

Yu Tu: "Mmph! Mmph..."

Yu Tu's agitated emotions vanished without a trace. Lan Su raised a hand to stroke his chin, appreciating their kiss up close as he could not help remarking,

"Warden Lu, that truly is a clever method."

Lu Mi: "..."

He closed his eyes and pretended not to hear.

Lan Su said, "Warden Lu, you look quite practiced. You must have kissed Commander Yu Tu quite a lot lately, haven't you?"

Lu Mi: "..."

Yu Tu was so thoroughly kissed senseless that he still found time to nod his head fiercely.

Lu Mi increased the force of his grip and pulled away for a moment. "0456, accept the warden's punishment. Focus."

Then he kissed him again.

The blood needed for testing had already been collected. After removing the needle, Lan Su stopped Yu Tu's bleeding.

One minute, two minutes, three minutes.

Lan Su withdrew his hand. "That's enough, Warden Lu. You and Commander Yu Tu can go kiss outside now. I need to work."

Lu Mi: "..."

Lu Mi removed the hand covering Yu Tu's eyes and led him outside.

"Oh, right."

Lan Su offered a well-meaning reminder,

"Warden Lu, no getting carried away on my turf, or I'll get angry."

Lu Mi paused, gripping Yu Tu's hand tightly while his voice remained cold.

"Lord Lan, don't misunderstand. 0456 isn't an ordinary serious offender. He is merely my prisoner, nothing more."

Lan Su smiled. "Did you hear that, Commander Yu Tu? The way Warden Lu treats you is merely how he treats prisoners. In First Prison, Warden Lu has thousands of serious offenders in his hands."

Yu Tu stood where he was, his face expressionless.

His mind raced as it repeated Lan Su's words.

Lu Mi studied Yu Tu's face, then quickly pulled him outside.

The moment they left Lan Su's lab, Yu Tu suddenly widened his eyes and flung Lu Mi's hand away!

His ruby-like eyes stared at Lu Mi, furious and wronged.

He accused, "You, are, such, a, scumbag!"

Behind them, the lab door slowly closed, and Lan Su's pleasantly amused voice drifted out—

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Warden Lu, how could you be such a scumbag to Commander Yu Tu?"

As the last word fell, the door shut with a ding.

Yu Tu's hand nearly instantly clamped around Lu Mi's throat.

The little Bean Sprout atop his head popped out and bent into a simple drawing of a flame.

Yu Tu tilted his head slightly and tightened his five fingers. "I'm, going, to, kill, you."

Lu Mi struggled to breathe as faint energy patterns emerged on his face. He raised a hand to grasp Yu Tu's wrist, barely managing to pry his fingers off his throat.

Lu Mi took a step back and panted heavily several times. When he looked up, he saw Yu Tu reaching to remove the Energy Lock Ring on his hand.

Lu Mi jumped in fright and hurriedly rushed over to hug Yu Tu, showering his face with frantic kisses. "Baby, I swear, you're the only one I've ever kissed!"

Yu Tu stopped moving and turned to look at him.

Lu Mi anxiously rubbed against his neck. "Baby, think about it. You're so amazing—how could I possibly go looking for someone else? My waist still hurts."

Lu Mi took Yu Tu's hand and placed it on his waist. "Rub it for me?"

Yu Tu blinked and thought for a while before saying angrily, "Lan Su is a bad person!"

"Hm?"

"He was driving a wedge between us!"

"..."

"I almost fell for his scheme!"

Yu Tu looked at the red marks on Lu Mi's neck and regretted it terribly.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I couldn't control my temper just now."

Now Yu Tu was the one rubbing against Lu Mi.

"You make me feel so good. How could I hurt you?"

Lu Mi let out a breath of relief, turned, and lay facedown on the sofa. With a cold snort, he said, "0456, it's good that you know. Come here and rub my waist!"

He lifted his eyes and glanced at the surveillance camera in the corner.

Lan Su, did you see that?

What was this called? Household status.

This was household status.

Lu Mi comfortably closed his eyes and began enjoying Yu Tu's massage.

Inside the studio, Lan Su shifted his gaze away from the surveillance screen and could not help letting out a scornful laugh.

"Heh. What a disgrace to leopards."

-

The testing took nearly an hour in total.

When Lan Su emerged from the workroom, his face was somewhat pale.

His health was not very good. Only after Lu Mi warmed two bags of nutrient solution for him did he recover.

"Lu Mi, come take a look."

Lan Su opened the laptop on the desk. Its data was linked with the studio's experimental data.

The screen was packed with data. For a poor student like Lu Mi, one look was enough to make his head spin.

Lu Mi resisted the urge to yawn, looked away, and said, "Lord Lan, just say it."

Lan Su glanced at Yu Tu in the distance.

Yu Tu clearly had no interest whatsoever in the results of his blood test. He was standing beside a shelf next to the sofa.

The shelf held all sorts of strange little mechanical toys.

Lu Mi said, "Lord Lan, don't worry. I told him that while he's here, he can only look, not touch."

Lan Su nodded, his gaze falling on the computer screen. "I detected more than a hundred types of drugs in Yu Tu's blood."

Lu Mi frowned. "More than a hundred?"

"Yes." Lan Su said, "Yu Tu is a Diamond Energy Master. His body's metabolic ability is already extremely strong. Under normal circumstances, it would be impossible for so many drug residues to remain in his body."

"Unless?"

"Unless the drug levels in his body vastly exceeded the limit, so much so that his body could not metabolize them—or..."

Lan Su opened a file.

"This was an experimental report released by the Blue River System Pharmacists Association at the beginning of this year.

The Pharmacists Association found a rare plant and extracted a substance called 'Desire Compound' from it.

Experiments proved that this Desire Compound could completely affect Diamond Energy Masters, and even Diamond Energy Masters could not metabolize it on their own.

The only way to reduce Desire Compound was through sex.

Therefore, less than a month after the report was released, the Pharmacists Association added Desire Compound to its list of banned drugs."

Lu Mi said nothing, his face cold. He had already guessed what Lan Su was about to say.

Sure enough, Lan Su said,

"Yu Tu does have a great deal of drug residue in his body, but the largest proportion is Desire Compound.

The level of Desire Compound in his body far exceeds the limit. It has even reached the 'lethal dosage' established through public testing by the Pharmacists Association.

I suspect the reason for Yu Tu's emotional instability is Desire Compound.

Desire Compound itself only heightens sexual desire, but the level in his body is too high, and according to him, he has no intention of being with anyone else.

With the level so high while he suppresses his nature, it can easily cause an emotional breakdown.

To put it bluntly..."

Lan Su paused slightly. "Lu Mi, the fact that Yu Tu survived until now means he was very lucky."

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