Shrek Academy's Exam-Crashing, Is a Soul Emperor That Strong?

[Aha's Prank Dice ×1]

[Type: Conceptual Curio (Elation)]

[Effect: Comes with six conceptual prank abilities. A target must be selected when used, or the effect will backfire.

They are: 1—Diarrhea Spell, 2—Pregnancy Gaze, 3—Himeko's Can of Black Coffee.

4—Fictitious Historian's Feather Pen, 5—Pick Up the Soap, 6—Mass Diarrhea Reversal Spell.]

[Note: God said there must be laughter! Aha.jpg]

Xu Yuan's eye twitched as he opened the abilities.

[Diarrhea Spell: Can cause one target to suffer acute diarrhea for ten minutes. The stronger the target's physique, the weaker the effect.]

[Pregnancy Gaze: Causes organic life/inorganic life to become pregnant and endure the pain of childbirth. Lasts one hour.]

[Himeko's Can of Black Coffee: A special beverage effective against organic life, inorganic life, and Them.]

[Fictitious Historian's Feather Pen: After use, can weave a fictional history. Duration depends on mental strength.]

[Pick Up the Soap: Throw out a bar of soap and designate one target to pick it up. Forced activation that ignores mental strength.]

[Mass Diarrhea Reversal Spell: Causes four targets to suffer acute diarrhea for ten minutes, while producing a reversal effect on targets already suffering from diarrhea. No cooldown.]

Xu Yuan, "..."

Too evil. Every single one was a hellish skill.

Among those six hellish skills, the most normal one was actually No. 4—Fictitious Historian's Feather Pen.

By comparison, even No. 3—Himeko's Can of Black Coffee seemed perfectly normal.

Though in the game text, everyone who drank it wore an expression of utter agony.

Xu Yuan swept his consciousness through the system inventory. In one slot lay a smiling dice quietly.

It was a dangerous yet practical conceptual curio.

Its only flaw was that Sparkle could not find out about it, or who knew what kind of fun she would stir up.

After setting those thoughts aside, Xu Yuan returned to the newly refurbished hotel room with Jingliu, Sparkle, and March 7th.

Since the sheets and bedding had all been replaced, and considering that Sparkle and March 7th had just arrived, partitions had been set up as well.

After washing up, the four of them each went to rest.

The next day, it was already fully light.

Warm golden sunlight streamed down as Xu Yuan, Jingliu, Sparkle, and March 7th all got up.

Inside the private room.

After washing up and eating breakfast, the most lively one, March 7th, could not help asking:

"Xu Yuan, where are we going shopping today?"

Sparkle glanced at the silly girl. "March, of course we're following Lady Sparkle to find more fun together."

After the two lively girls joined them, Jingliu no longer wore the black cloth over her eyes. Her crimson gaze turned toward Xu Yuan.

"Little brother, you can arrange this world's Path of Trailblaze."

As soon as Jingliu spoke, both Sparkle and March 7th looked at Xu Yuan as well. Sparkle even winked at him.

Clearly, Sparkle had never given up on finding fun.

"March, do you remember what I told you yesterday? This world's destined great villain is named Tang San..."

"Sparkle, the fun here won't disappoint you."

"Big sister, this is the inscription of 'Trailblaze'!"

Before his words had even faded, Xu Yuan spread open his palm, revealing an item that Sparkle found exceptionally familiar.

A smiling dice bearing Aha's face, with six sides engraved with the numbers one through six.

It was the power of the Path of Elation, a Curio of Elation.

Sparkle, "!!!"

"Little Gray Hair, let Lady Sparkle have a look, please."

Sparkle instantly switched to spoiled-brat mode, hugging one of Xu Yuan's arms and shaking it repeatedly.

But before Sparkle could get her wish, the twin-tailed girl sensed a deathly stare.

Jingliu, "Staring intently.jpg."

"If you won't give it to me, forget it. Lady Sparkle has one too."

Sparkle puffed out her cheeks and put the red-and-white fox mask pinned in her hair over her face.

Trying his best to treat everyone equally, Xu Yuan said, "Don't rush... Sparkle, when we go looking for fun later, I'll listen to your suggestions, okay?"

Sparkle immediately held out her little hand. "Pinky promise."

Xu Yuan said, "Why are you acting like a child?"

Before his words had even faded, Xu Yuan still reached out and hooked pinkies with Sparkle. Her little hand was as smooth as mutton-fat jade.

After that brief interlude, Xu Yuan's group of four set off, asking for directions as they headed toward Shrek Academy.

More than half an hour later.

Xu Yuan's group of four followed the road south, passing vast stretches of farmland before finally spotting their destination.

"Little Gray Hair, look, it's over there."

Sparkle stopped hopping about and pointed her slender little hand into the distance.

Jingliu and March 7th looked over. About a mile ahead stood a small village of roughly a hundred households.

Quite a few people had gathered there, all of them twelve- or thirteen-year-old youths, most accompanied by their parents.

At the village entrance stood a table, behind which sat an old man in his sixties.

Beside him hung a battered wooden sign bearing five large words—Shrek Academy.

It had a green monster's head on it, the design squashed into a messy lump. Anyone unfamiliar with it might have thought someone had dyed a pile of crap green.

Looking at the huge crowd lining up to register, Xu Yuan felt utterly confused.

In the original story, Shrek Academy had been a complete scam.

The registration fee was ten Gold Soul Coins, and they would not refund it if you failed. That was no small sum for low-level Soul Masters.

Spirit Hall's subsidy was one Gold Soul Coin for one ring and ten Gold Soul Coins for two rings. Most Soul Masters only had one ring by the age of twelve.

Xu Yuan was a cheater, so he did not feel it deeply.

But for ordinary Soul Masters, what did it mean to have the Gold Soul Coins they had painstakingly saved over the years cheated away?

Shrek Academy was a gathering place for swindlers.

To deal with this kind of scam academy, they had to smash the place up!

At that moment, Jingliu quietly moved closer to Xu Yuan and said softly:

"Little brother, that soul beast girl from yesterday and her companion have appeared."

Xu Yuan turned his head and saw that at the end of the line stood Rogue Rabbit Xiao Wu in her pink dress, along with Tang San.

Noticing their gazes, Tang San hurriedly pulled Xiao Wu closer, avoiding eye contact with that ruthless man.

Tang San had heard that Xu Yuan was vicious, having directly crippled that Soul Master with the White Tiger Beast Martial Soul.

This person was extremely dangerous!

Though that was what he thought, Tang San looked at the two young beauties and the white-haired mature beauty beside Xu Yuan.

He could not help sighing at how incredible the other man's luck with women was.

Before long, an argument broke out at the registration area. Without Dai Mubai there as muscle, the conflict escalated.

One youth's father furiously shouted:

"You're clearly scamming people! Refund the registration fee! If we'd known Shrek was this trash, we never would have come."

The old man, Li Yusong, glanced at him and said indifferently, "You want your registration fee back? Fine. Beat me first!"

Before his words had even faded, Li Yusong suddenly released an incomparably powerful aura.

Dense red light erupted, and a long staff Martial Soul appeared.

Six Soul Rings rose from beneath his feet. Their dazzling glow swiftly made him the center of attention.

One white, one yellow, three purple, and one black.

Clearly, he was a Soul Emperor-level powerhouse above level sixty.

Boom~!

The long staff in Li Yusong's hand struck the ground. A low, muffled boom spread outward, intimidating everyone.

"Is a Soul Emperor that strong?"

At that moment, a voice rang out.