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If ordinary people suddenly told Fury, "The earth is about to be destroyed," Fury would probably call a mental hospital, and perhaps even subdue the lunatic who spread the rumor.
As for Mike... although I often make fun of him and even call his beautiful head shape "Nick Fury", it is worse than Coulson's hairline problem.
However, when it comes to major matters, Mike never lies. Mike has said many things that are like fantasy. In the end, the facts have proved that everything Mike said is the truth.
Slap slap slap in the face.
Who makes reality more fantastic than imagination and unbelievable.
Therefore, what Mike just said, Fury does not dare to treat it as crazy or completely new. His approach is to ask questions as clearly as possible first, and do not rush to conclusions.
Next, after listening to Mike say a few words, Fury expressed his doubts with some luck. "You mean, there are powerful people at the cosmic level heading towards the earth. But they are not necessarily enemies, maybe they are just passing by, or coming to earth for a vacation?"
What Fury said actually makes sense.
How can the earth be so virtuous... Enemies are all over the universe, and every one of them is trying their best to destroy this inconspicuous planet in Milky Way.
So, is Galactus good or bad?
From Galactus's perspective, he was just hungry.
If you're hungry, eat, if you don't eat, you'll die, that's all.
Just like humans eating animals and plants. From the perspective of eaten animals and plants, humans are undoubtedly the largest Demon on the earth. For this reason, humans have given various reasonable reasons in the form of religion. For example, livestock are the reincarnations of people who did evil in the previous life, in order to atone for their sins. Their fate of being eaten, eating them is to help them escape, and so on...
This time, the human perspective is the same as those that serve as human food, so --Galactus is undoubtedly the bad side.
Mike sighed, "It's a long story."
Fury: "How long until the crisis you mentioned?"
Mike: "A few hours, if his guide brother doesn't get lost. If nothing is done, the earth will be cold in a few days."
Fury took a breath. "In other words, there is still time. If you don't mind, I want to hear it. It's best to keep it short."
"..." Mike said, "Have you ever heard of the five creation gods of the universe?"
Fury said, never heard of it.
Mike continued, "The five creation gods of the universe: Galactus, Death, Eternity, Oblivion, Infinity. The one on the way to Earth is Galactus."
"Galactus is an ancient existence that was born before this universe. He needs to obtain energy from specific planets to maintain life. This energy can be thermal energy, electrical energy, organic matter, and other positional energy. So - is Galactus the enemy of the earth? Do I need to explain more?"
"The good news is that Devour is in an unsaturated state, and its power is far inferior to that of the saturated state. It is a state that can fight a dozen. The bad news is that he is hungry. For a foodie in a hungry state, negotiation is almost impossible."
There was silence on the phone for a while, then Fury took a long breath and said, "The labor and management are dealing with the matter of Hydra, so suddenly it turns to the macrocosm, I@!#￥%^@&*..."
Mike Take the phone away and keep it away from your ears to protect your eardrums until Fury spits out the fragrance.
"Much more comfortable." Fury said, "What you said is too fantasy. Do you have any evidence?"
If you want to file a lawsuit, do you need evidence?
"No!" Mike rolled his eyes and said angrily, "As a friendly reminder, I suggest you point your astronomical telescope in the direction of Uranus."
"Okay." Fury calmed down a little and said, "No matter how things go next...Mike, this matter is related to the safety of all mankind, so you are a little too calm."
Mike said, "It's very simple. Even if the earth explodes on the spot, I can still survive in the cosmic environment. Besides, there are quite a few suitable planets for habitation, and I happen to know just a few."
Fury:"..."
"Haha!" Mike laughed and said, "Just a joke."
Fury:"..."
Seeing that Mike was still in the mood to make some unfunny jokes, Fury was half depressed and wanted to vomit blood, but at the same time relaxed a little.
What to do next?
Without any evidence, convince the domestic bureaucrats and World Security Council?
Impossible!
To be honest, if you put yourself in his shoes, is what Mike said unbelievable?
What If...? doesn't understand, even if you give Fury an idea, he won't believe it either!
"There's really not much we can do." Fury smiled bitterly.
He could only use the name of S.H.I.E.L.D. and himself, using interests, favors, threats, etc., to finally get several super astronomical telescopes pointed in the direction of Uranus.
The result... how could the result come out so easily?
While waiting, Nick. Fury began to worry about gains and losses.
Just because I didn't miss it before, doesn't mean I won't make mistakes now... What if Mike is wrong?
Or simply Mike slapped his head and made an international joke... On the contrary, the credibility Mike established with him will definitely collapse. The question is, does Mike care?
"Mom Fuck!" Fury leave Triskelion.
Drive to Stark Tower.
And summon Coulson, Maria, Clint, Natasha.
Clint and Natasha have missions, especially Natasha is performing an undercover mission. If they abort, they will undoubtedly give up the mission.
Fury said decisively, "Just give up, it's a special situation."
He holds a BP machine in his palm.
Fury is hesitating whether to send a signal.
This is his secret weapon.
However.
The so-called secret weapon has the best effect the first time it is used, and there will be no unexpected effects after that.
After hesitating a lot, Fury finally did not press the button.
It's not time yet!
"This, this is actually a prank, right?" Rogers looked at Mike and hung up the phone.
"What do you think?" Mike asked with a smile.
Rogers I don't know what to say.
"There are more important things to do now." Mike patted his belly and said, "Didn't I have breakfast?"
After saying that, he teleported away.
Rogers was stunned for a long time before he saw Stark walking out crookedly, covering his head.
Stark asked, "Where is Mike?"
Rogers:"Went to have breakfast."
What woke up Stark was Fury's fatal serial CALL. After reading the message sent by Fury, Stark's first reaction was that Fury was fucked by Mike. If it was true... Thinking of this, Stark, who had a hangover and a headache, felt his head hurt even more.
Went to have breakfast... If this is true... Stark Looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, why is the destruction of the earth so unserious?
Thousands of words turned into one sentence. "The earth is about to be destroyed, but you still have the leisure to have breakfast, Fuck!"
Then Stark dialed Mike's mobile phone.
Connected.
"Where?"
"Chinatown."
"Oh, then bring me two pickled cabbage buns and a cup of soy milk."
"Get out!"
The phone beeped.
Hang up.
Rogers was stunned.
He was thinking, is Avengers really serious?
Suddenly, Stark's face changed and he shouted:
"Oops! Stephen, have you eaten yet? You forgot to ask Mike to bring you one!"
"Eat, have eaten."
Rogers feels... I feel numb.
Forget it, don't worry about small things like the destruction of the earth. I haven't sweated yet from my morning run, so keep running.