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After ending the communication with Zheng Xian, Fury had a proud smile on his face.
So childish?
Yes... men will remain teenagers until they die. To put it more simply, men of all ages have a "feminine" and "funny" side, but they are just not shown, or you can't see it.
This is similar to "a man won't shed tears easily".
Maria has an expressionless face and looks straight ahead.
As a subordinate of a big shot, sometimes you have to be deaf and cannot hear anything. Sometimes you have to be blind and cannot see anything. Sometimes you have to be mute and cannot say anything. For example now...
Since his shocking identity as a "fruit candy lover" was exposed in front of Maria, Fury has let himself go a little bit in front of Maria.
However, he quickly calmed down his expression.
Return to the cold and stern character that the king of spies should have.
"Where is Tony?" Fury asked.
"I'm doing my hair." Maria replied.
"..."
Fury remained silent for two seconds because he was not sure if there was something wrong with his ears.
The earth is facing a huge crisis, Iron Man is doing her hair...
What, take a nice photo of yourself?
Fury looked at Maria.
Maria knew what Fury meant and confirmed. "It's just doing hair."
She took out her phone and opened a photo.
In the photo, Stark looks very funny with a stinky face and an afro. In the corner of the photo is Johnny with the same afro, but the latter is smiling and seems to be very satisfied with the afro.
"Tony... What is he doing?!"
"Thor did it."
"Thor?"
"Yes, it's a long story."
"Oh."
Fury A fire appeared in his heart, called the Fire of Bagua. Considering the current situation, he quickly put out the fire.
"Ahem! Where is Mike?" Fury asked again.
Maria glanced at Fury and said, "We are with Tony and the others. Otherwise, where do you think this photo came from?"
Fury:"..."
Mike's habit of catching others' bad spots and taking pictures has not changed.
This is a bad habit!
"How many black spots do I have in Mike's hands?"
Fury was thinking about it when he suddenly felt a chill around him.
Maria had an expressionless face and said in a voice without any fluctuation in his tone, "Oh, I accidentally sent out a group of photos, what should I do? Now that the matter has come to this, I can only apologize."
With that said, Maria sent a text message to Stark, which contained only one dry word: [Sorry].
Thinking with your toes, you can tell that Maria did it on purpose.
When did Tony offend Maria?
It seems that no matter what kind of woman, even a strict woman like Maria, there are times when she is petty.
Women... horrible!
Fury finally knows the source of that cold air.
"Don't be angry, you can't be so stingy as a man." Mike sat on the sofa and apologized to Thor with a dark face.
However, in his mind, he could see the two-hundred-pound little fairy turning her arms 360 degrees and crossing her chest, saying "hum" and turning her head in a arrogant manner.
This scene... can't laugh!!!
Mike rubbed his cheeks that were stiff and sore from laughing, and said sincerely, "It was my fault. I have neglected Love related education. I will find some tutorials for you."
Thor Microsoft's expression changed slightly, and he felt a little hopeful. He did learn a lot from "The Legend of Zhen Huan".
"But..." Thor hesitated to speak.
Mike looked at Thor. The latter scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "But I watched "Waterloo Bridge" and "Roman Holiday", and the effect was average."
"Oh~" Mike suddenly said, "That stuff is too weak, and the effect is not obvious. You are a straight man with advanced stage cancer, and he is seriously ill and needs serious medicine. I found it for you... here, "Romance in the Rain"."
A few hours later.
After watching several episodes of Thor, the 3D stereo sound surrounds the lines in the play in my mind:
[Male: Yes, you are heartless! You are cruel! You are unreasonable!
Woman: Then you are not heartless? Not cruel? Not unreasonable?
Man: Where am I ruthless?! Where am I cruel?! Where am I unreasonable?!
Woman: Where are you not ruthless?! Where are you not cruel?! Where are you not unreasonable?!
Man: No matter how ruthless, cruel, or unreasonable I am, I will never be more ruthless, cruel, or unreasonable than you!]
In contrast, Asgard's popular drama was turned into rubbish in seconds. Thor looked as if he had been struck by lightning, and said, "This, this is too pretentious... Or am I not understanding the essence of it?"
Mike patted Thor on the shoulder. "No, you have already stepped into the threshold: Love He has to do it. The more he does it, the more romantic it becomes, and the more he does it, the more vigorous it is. A misunderstanding that can be explained clearly in one or two sentences, if not, how can it be made into dozens of episodes of a TV series?"
"Have you ever given Jane flowers, nine hundred and ninety roses?"
"No. Jane doesn't like that."
"How do you know?"
"That's what she said."
"Ha!" Mike laughed dryly and asked, "Jian is still angry, right?"
Thor nodded.
Mike found out the number of the flower shop and said, "Order nine hundred and ninety-nine roses immediately, and then put a heart and Jane's name downstairs. Jane is not going to forgive you, I will stand on my head and have diarrhea!"
Thor hesitated. "But the earth is in crisis. It's not a good idea to do such a thing at this time, right?"
Mike opened one of the episodes and said, "Look, this man's leg was blown off in the war. What did this woman say? She said, you just broke one leg and you can't walk. It's amazing that she lost it Love!"
Thor:"Um..."
Mike glanced sideways. "I said, you must have no money, right?"
Thor heads down.
Well, this is the truth.
Thor is receiving the salary of a supermarket porter and Avengers at the same time, but he has no savings at all!
No concept of money and no life plan - this is probably one of the things that Jane is dissatisfied with Thor.
Mike patted Thor on the shoulder and said, "I can lend it to you."
Next to him, Stark, who had finally managed to save his hair style, said in a strange manner, "The boss is so awesome! Borrow, hehe, hehe..."
Mike said righteously, "Of course you can help Thor pay this amount of money. But, have you considered Thor's self-esteem? Do you think he will accept it? Do you think Jane will feel comfortable accepting the roses paid for with other people's money?"
Damn, that's right...
Thor:"Yes!"
"Eating at Mike can be said to be an employee benefit, but when we all go out to eat together, has your majestic Crown Prince Asgard paid for it once? He takes it from my wine cellar every day without telling me... Where is his self-esteem?" Stark curled his lips and thought to himself, watching with interest as Mike took Thor into the ditch.
An hour later, Stark Tower stopped a flower shop's car downstairs, and several employees laid out heart shapes and Jane's name as required.
Thor stood among all kinds of roses and shouted, "Jane, I'm sorry!"
Jane ran downstairs angrily and said, "What are you doing, you bastard?!"
A few minutes later, Thor held the hand of Jane, who looked like a little woman, and went upstairs together.
Hey, man...
Hey, woman...