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Chapter 245

Troublemakers Have Arrived

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It's been a month.

Kino feels like she's lost several pounds of hair.

Nearly a hundred live experiments have been conducted, but the Scarlet Witch's Chaos Magic has not been successfully tested, not even a power close to Chaos Magic.

He did not seek the original " Chaos Magic " because once absorbed by the Book of Kino, the power would be sublimated and become different from the original.

But the basic characteristics will not change.

For example, Big Cousin's "blue skin" is a characteristic of her being Mutants. Even after traveling through the Book of Kino and returning, Big Cousin's original appearance still shows blue skin.

Yes, Jennifer Lawrence in blue.

Of course, she could hide the "blue" color, but this fundamental characteristic would not change.

Therefore, Kino isn't worried that red will turn black, and become something like... "The Scarlet Witch ".

If you really can't come up with " Chaos Magic," finding something similar isn't unacceptable. Anyway, things will change once you get to the Book of Kino.

Unfortunately, there isn't even anything similar.

What frustrated him most was that Quicksilver's powers had manifested.

The abilities we wanted to develop didn't exist, but the ones we didn't want to develop suddenly appeared in droves. Especially Quicksilver; after seven people failed, the second ability that appeared for the tenth person was Quicksilver's.

That's absolutely fucking ridiculous!

Of course, Quicksilver was also frustrated!

Since the Scarlet Witch was never born, he couldn't acquire that power, and in his frustration, he ate excessively.

" Kino Marcus, where is he? Call him out." One-eyed Blackhead Nick Fury strode in angrily.

Two people left the Odd Jobs Shop at once: Galina Dubois went to film a movie, and Skye went on a mission. Since Xixi doesn't come often, the task of receiving Big Cousin again.

She sat down at the computer and tilted her head slightly. "Oh, it's Director Fury."

"Miss Lawrence, could you please call that guy out?" The Blackhead was still quite polite to women.

The Big Cousin smiled and shook her head, "The boss is right here, Director Fury, you can find him yourself."

"What?" Nick Fury looked around, but there was no one there.

"No... the boss is right here." My Big Cousin raised her long, slender finger and pointed around.

"Huh?" Nick Fury paused for a moment, then realized, "He's hidden in the Mirror Dimension again?"

Hmm, he deliberately emphasized the word "hide".

"Yeah, the boss is all around here, I can't call him. He's probably right next to me, sneaking a kiss, even though he can't reach me and I won't feel it. Of course, maybe he's touching my chest and I won't feel it either. But who knows, he might even be slapping you in the face right next to him." My Big Cousin shrugged, thoroughly complaining.

Nick Fury: "..."

"He's right here, but I can't reach him. However... the boss definitely saw you. Maybe after he touched my breasts... he became interested in seeing you."

Endless complaints.

Nick Fury: "..."

You're joking with me again!

Kino revealed his true form, and he was right next to his Big Cousin. Then, with his dog paw... well, in the shape of a dragon's claw, he grabbed Big Cousin left side. And he even squeezed it hard.

"Hey, boss, you really are here..." The Big Cousin seemed completely oblivious.

"Serves you right for talking about me! This is your punishment, understand? Hurry up and cook, do you want me to starve to death?" Kino snorted arrogantly.

"Boss, how am I supposed to cook if you're holding me like this?" The Big Cousin slowly stood up, and Kino's hand also "stood up" along with her.

"..."

Nick Fury: Damn it, don't look at what you shouldn't look at.

"Stop talking nonsense and go cook." Kino let go of her hand, but gave her Big Cousin a hard slap on the back.

--Smack.

"What would the boss like to eat?"

"Let's cook the crocodile meat from last time."

"Huh? Still eating? I'm so tired of this. How about some beef? Lamb is fine too," my Big Cousin pleaded.

She remained expressionless while being tormented by Kino, but her face immediately changed upon hearing about eating crocodile meat.

There's no other reason than that anyone who eats crocodile meat for half a month would get sick of it.

For over half a month, they ate crocodile meat. Even if they tried different ways to eat it, they would eventually get tired of it. Of the one hundred crocodiles that Wakanda sacrificed their lives for, Kino took half of them. He gave away ten and kept forty for himself.

Kino likes to eat crocodile meat.

However, he only ate it once, during his first life on Earth. It was hind leg meat, rich in collagen, and tasted quite good.

I hadn't eaten this since visiting the worlds of One Piece World and Fairy Tail World, so this sudden encounter awakened my long-dormant taste buds.

"Alright!"

"Long live the boss!" The excited Big Cousin pounced on Kino and gave him a big "smack" on the cheek.

Wiping the drool from his face, Kino proudly raised his head. "Being too popular isn't always a good thing."

But in his heart he was cursing: Damn it, this little vixen is trying to seduce me again.

During this month, his Big Cousin flirted with him more than once.

Galina was filming, and Skye left again; he suddenly had both of his partners gone. For the past month, he had been holding back his emotions.

I almost had a nosebleed from holding it in.

Hmm?

Kino felt he had some hidden injury, and if things really got too bad, he'd go to Los Angeles and vacation like Tony. With his abilities, hooking up with a few Hollywood stars would be a piece of cake.

Yes, the Daddario I saw a few days ago was pretty good.

She has a lot of breasts.

Kino rubbed his nose—no, he wiped it—and said, "Have a seat, Chief. What can I do for you?"

"Hmph, looks like you're quite aware of your position?" Nick Fury sneered.

"What kind of awareness?"

"You've hardly ever called me 'Chief,' have you done something wrong?" Nick Fury suddenly leaned forward.

"You're so dark-skinned, do you know that?" Kino slapped him across the face.

Snap--

"Damn it, you dare hit me?" Nick Fury was so angry that his one eye almost popped out.

"Who told you to get so close? Who told you to get so close? And are you a beauty? Why are you getting so close?" Kino rolled her eyes, raised her hand and "conjured" a cup of coffee, then drank it by herself.

They didn't even offer the Blackhead a cup.

Nick Fury suppressed his anger; he was there to talk business. "Tell me," he said, "Where did you hide Loki's Scepter?"

"What Loki's Scepter? What are you talking about? I don't understand." Kino picked at his ear.

In the open kitchen, my Big Cousin, who was making steak, curled the corners of her mouth slightly. "Pretending, all you do is pretend."

"What are you laughing at? Hurry up and cook some food. If you let me go hungry, do you believe I'll spank you?"

My Big Cousin snorted: I don't believe I can't win you over.

"Hey, Black Charcoal, you still have time to waste on this with me? Don't you know you're in big danger? You're being watched!"

"..."

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